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Title: Three-Point Turn
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] oliviacirce
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Fast and the Furious
Pairings: Ramsey/Tej/Roman, Brian/Dom/Letty/Mia (background)
Rating: explicit
Summary: "Maybe I'll stay," Ramsey says. "Just for a little while. Since I haven't got anywhere else I need to be." Or: Ramsey isn't looking for a home, but one finds her anyway.
content notes: none
Length: 1:28:24
text at AO3


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Title: so you think (that being alone's the only way to be)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hito
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Erica/Boyd, background Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott
Rating: teen and up
Summary: When Erica wakes up in the woods with no memory of having left her bedroom, it's a sign of how freaking weird her life is getting that she's less surprised by the taste of stale blood on her teeth and more surprised to discover that she's still fully dressed.
content notes: creator chose not to use archive warnings
Length: 1:00:27
Music: Cold War (Janelle Monae)
text at AO3

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podbook:
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Title: Looking Forward
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] so_shhy
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: sid/geno
Rating: mature
Summary: There was a kid in Geno's yard.
content notes: none
Length: 1:52:48
text at AO3

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(thank you paraka <3)

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for themusecalliope, who did a hero's work on And Never Been Kissed <333
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Title: And Never Been Kissed
Authors: [archiveofourown.org profile] thehoyden and [archiveofourown.org profile] twentysomething
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Rating: explicit
Summary: Sid didn’t introduce himself in the hallway, and he certainly doesn’t assume that people know who he is. So it would only be polite to thank Malkin again, this time more personally.
He could write him a letter. An email? No, a letter.

Warnings: none
text at AO3

OK, so there are a number of ways to listen to this story. Click through for details, downloading and streaming

If you'd like to download final version the way I prefer it (with music and lots of chapter covers), that's here as an mp3 (982MB) or here as an audiobook (480MB) (both 17:55:30)

if you've been downloading as I post OR would prefer a music-free version, downloads and streams are here

if you'd like to listen to the chapters individually, scroll down


Chapter One
Warnings: none
Length: 2:13:37
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Chapter Two
Warnings: none
Length: 3:24:17

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Chapter Three
Warnings: none
Length: 3:31:11

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Chapter Four
Warnings: none
Length: 3:31:46

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Chapter Five
Warnings: none 
Length: 3:31:46

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Chapter Six
Warnings: none 
Length: 3:31:46

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(note: themusecalliope pointed out that I mispronounced "Wilkes-Barre", which can be pronounced a number of ways, but not the way I actually said it XD it turned out to be too difficult to do a pick-up for that bit, though, and given that it was still clear what I meant to say, I left it in. But let it be known that that's my mistake, not themusecalliope's, who is wonderful in all ways <3<3<3)


pennyplainknits is also podficcing this story! her version is here
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Title: Fresh Poison Each Week
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lady_ragnell
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Nimueh/Ygraine
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: The Old Religion does not accept Ygraine Pendragon's death.
Content Notes: this is a Groundhog Day AU of a very bad day. It comes with repeated character death through childbirth, suicide, and murder, as well as brief mentions of the murder of children
Length: 9 minutes 56 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: And Never Been Kissed (Chapter One)
Authors: [archiveofourown.org profile] thehoyden and [archiveofourown.org profile] twentysomething
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Rating: explicit
Summary: Sid didn’t introduce himself in the hallway, and he certainly doesn’t assume that people know who he is. So it would only be polite to thank Malkin again, this time more personally.
He could write him a letter. An email? No, a letter.

Warnings: none
Length: 2 hours 13 minutes 37 seconds
text at AO3


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pennyplainknits is also podficcing this story - her version can be found here

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Title: Important Angel Business
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] entangled_now
Readers: [personal profile] kdheart and [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Sam has no idea how Gabriel got his number.
Warnings: none
text at AO3

KDheart as Sam and kalakirya as Gabriel download (22:02)


Kalakirya as Sam and KDheart as Gabriel download (21:33)


OK, so KDheart and I have both recorded this story before; my version is here, and KDheart's version (a co-pod with sarshi) is here. But we were talking about repods/multipods, and how different podficcers reading the same story can produce different podfics, and how much fun it is to record a multivoiced podfic with someone in the same (metaphorical) space, and how this story is great and there can never be too many versions (majoline and tenoko1 have also podficced this story), and we decided to record it twice, switching off voices, to show how different (and similar, in some ways!) different recordings can be. Each of us edited the version in which we have Sam's voice, and we made different decisions about how breaths to leave in/take out, how much space to leave for the breaks, which takes to use, and so on. It was a fun excercise, and we hope that it's fun and interesting to listen to!

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Title: Night of the Mannequins
Author: [personal profile] cosmic_llin | [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: Myka doesn't even like Halloween
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 42 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Birthday Bash
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mtgat
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: She-Ra
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: The birthday party is the most lavish celebration Adora has ever experienced in her own honor.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 39 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Simplicity
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ayries
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: none
Rating:G
Summary: Luna is agender/non-binary and matter of fact about it.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 10 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Camouflage
Author: [personal profile] ambyr | [archiveofourown.org profile] ambyr
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: "But Mai," Ty Lee protested, "You came to Kyoshi Island so no one could find you!"
Warnings: none
Length: 49 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Fads
Author: [personal profile] cosmic_llin | [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek DS9
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: Major Kira thinks things have gone far enough.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 minutes 42 seconds
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Title: The More Things Change
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] icarus_chained
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and he who shall be known as LegoAss
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: A quick conversation between Nick Fury and a dimensionally-misplaced J'onn J'onzz.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3


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...unedited version



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look, what can I say, my boyfriend wanted in on the podfic thing! it was his idea, honest! (his pseud was also his idea. honest.)



points for kalakirya: 1 x (1+5+5+5) = 16 ; 1 x (1+5) = 6   => 22


points for LegoAss: 1 x (1+5+5+5+10) = 26 ; 1 x (1+5+10) = 16  => 42
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Title: Generally Psychotic Behavior
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] khaleesian
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Fast and the Furious
Pairings: Dom/Brian
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Summary: Fear is the enemy
Warnings: contains unnegotiated breathplay, and all the consent issues attendant with unnegotiated kink
Length: 25 minutes 54 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Couple of Overnighters, No Big Deal
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] khaleesian
Pairings: I would argue for gen, but can also be read as Dom/Brian
Rating: author hasn't rated it, I'd say PG-13
Summary: Brian closed his eyes and tried to keep from puking on his tiny corner of the holding cell. So. Screwed. O’Conner.
Warnings: none
Length: 23 minutes 40 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: One Touch and a Taste
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] khaleesian
Pairings: Han/Gisele
Rating: R/mature
Summary: She likes to drive; he needs things to do with his mouth and hands....
Warnings: unsafe driving
Length: 3 minutes 55 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Hairpin
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] astolat
Pairings: Dom/Brian
Rating: explicit/nc-17
Summary: It was like seeing an unexpected hairpin and taking it, no thinking it through, just pure reflex.
Warnings: none
Length: 5 minutes 08 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: My Own Adrenaline Needs
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sinuous_curve
Pairings: Dom/Brian
Rating: explicit/nc-17
Summary: Dom is elbows deep in a Jetta with a fucked alternator when he hears the familiar growl of Brian's car at the front of the garage. It's the deep-throated roar of American muscle, which still surprises him a little whenever he hears it. Brian's always been drawn to sleek lines and flash, but when he saw the hulk of the Challenger rotting in a junkyard outside Mexicali he'd grinned and said something about Miami and good times.
Warnings: tradesman kink
Length: 22 minutes 04 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Dominic and Submission
Author: [personal profile] dancinbutterfly | [archiveofourown.org profile] dancinbutterfly
Pairings: Dom/Brian
Rating: mature/R
Summary: Brian has hidden his submissive orientation most of his life out of necessity more than desire and he's been fine. Really. Until he meets Dominic Toretto then fine doesn't really fit the situation anymore.
Warnings: BDSM AU
Length: 11 minutes 10 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Unexpected
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] khaleesian
Pairings: Dom/Brian
Rating: R/mature
Summary: F&F alternate ending: the judge clears Dom of all charges, releasing Dom to Brian's custody.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 44 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: the Mutant Tea Shop AU
Collaborators in Insanity: [personal profile] analise010, [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins , [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Xmen/Hobbit AU fusion
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo, Marie/Logan
Rating: G
Summary: a series of voice memos
Warnings: CRACK GALORE
Length: 1 hours 21 minutes 43 seconds
text: as this is oral not!fic, there is no text

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Title: Apparition
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan/Harry Potter
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Ivan was taught always to tell the truth to ImpSec.
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 36 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: Rescue Procedures
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan/Doctor Who
Pairings: Aral/Cordelia, Aral/Cordelia/River
Rating: gen
Summary: Aral is rescued from alien kidnappers by two dashing soldiers.
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 00 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: Aural Sex
Author: [personal profile] winged_mammal
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: Myka/HG
Rating: mature/R
Summary: For pornathon 2012, just a little spoken-word smut.
Warnings: bondage, dialogue-only
Length: 10 minutes 46 seconds
text at AO3

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kalakirya: (arthur will inherit the curtains)
Title: An Ever-Fixed Mark
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] imperfectcircle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin (BBC)
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur/Gwen/Morgana (well, to be specific, it's Merlin/Arthur, Gwen/Morgana, Gwen/Arthur and Merlin/Morgana)
Rating: G/general audiences
Summary: Fusion with Ursula le Guin's planet O. In a world with very different marriage rules, a noble wedding and a magical threat still can't make Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana talk about their feelings.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 hours 53 minutes 18 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: you need a rock not a rolling stone
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] topaz | [personal profile] topaz119
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Darcy/Clint
Rating: NC17/explicit
Summary: The first time Darcy gets kidnapped by a mad scientist, it is not her fault.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 hours 53 minutes 19 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The Rest is Silence
Author:  [archiveofourown.org profile] hedda62 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Pairings: John Reese/Harold Finch
Rating: explicit/NC-17
Summary: Finch was in the Library multitasking, feeding Bear and forging a research grant while making puns about computer bugs and (Reese was pretty sure) Hamlet; Reese was in the bathroom in his loft dressing abrasions and thinking vaguely about Finch's voice as antibiotic ointment. Or possibly lubricant.
Warnings/Enticements: voicekink
Length: 17 minutes 03 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Your Feedback is Appreciated
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabinelagrande 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Iron Man
Pairings: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/tentacles
Rating: explicit/NC-17
Summary: Sex robots keep Tony happy.
Warnings/Enticements (an abbreviated list): tentacled sex robot, fucking machine, bondage, risk aware consensual kink, double penetration, possible trigger: trypophobia
Length: 19 minutes 22 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: Finding
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] dsudis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating:Explicit/NC-17
Summary: This was going to be a thing they did, now.
Warnings/Enticements: can easily be seen as hurt/comfort or submission
Length: 31 minutes 02 seconds
text at AO3
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By popular request I also have a podbook of both the prequel and this story for download here
and a new mp3 of the prequel with the volume re-jiggered to match this mp3, so if you listen to the mp3s back-to-back it shouldn't be weird, for download here


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Title: Rules for Running With Wolves
Author: [tumblr.com profile] deanxstiles
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: none
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: a tumblr fic/poem/thingy
Warnings: suggestion of character death
Length: 3 minutes 32 seconds
text on tumblr
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