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Title: Post Facto
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Aral breaks an oath he made to Simon.
content notes: gen consent issues
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3

for [twitter.com profile] ailisT as part of #ITPE

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Title: Sparrow
Author: [personal profile] hedda62 | [archiveofourown.org profile] hedda62
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest/Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: ImpSec analyst Harold Finch and ex-Armsman John Reese are both lonely outsiders; together, they fight crime. Though that will change, if Simon Illyan has anything to say about it.

AU-PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover (in other words, no one herein has ever seen New York). Some spoilers for Barrayar, but should be more or less comprehensible to all readers.

content notes: Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 44 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Goshawk
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: As Simon Illyan burrows into Harold Finch's history and investigates threats against ImpSec, his interests and those of Finch and Reese inevitably come into conflict.

Sequel to Sparrow (which should probably be listened to first). AU PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover. Spoilers through Barrayar; references to PoI canon but no actual spoilers.


content notes: references to suicide, past rape and past torture; Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 42 minutes 05 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The Roughest Day
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] elspethdixon and [archiveofourown.org profile] seanchai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Marvel 616
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Steve is in a motorcycle accident, Tony catches a cold, and someone is after the New Avengers.
content notes: none
Length: 4 hours 51 minutes 13 seconds
text at AO3


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recorded for [personal profile] paraka, as part of the April 2015 fandom_aid fundraiser for the earthquakes in Nepal
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Title: I Got a Rock
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Rubynye
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: In prison, Suki has a lot of time. And a rock.
content notes: none
Length: 2 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The Good Life
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] such_heights
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the last airbender
Pairings: katara/toph
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Toph is an irregular fixture in Katara's home.
content notes: none
Length: 6 minutes 57 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The Words Get in the Way
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] terajk
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: none (background Mai/Zuko)
Rating: general audiences
Summary: When playing Pai Sho with Toph, never, ever take your eyes off her thumb.
content notes: none
Length: 8 minutes 16 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: My Smile is a Thing I Will Not Waste
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] BlackEyedGirl
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender
Pairings: Mai/Zuko
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Mai knows how to be happy. She just doesn't feel the need to share it with the world.
content notes: none
Length: 4 minutes 39 seconds
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Title: plant your feet, tell the truth, hope for the best
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hollimichele
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar the last airbender
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Toph gets along better with her parents, these days.
content notes: none
Length: 6 minutes 47 seconds
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Title: Side by Side in Orbit
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] kyuuketsukirui
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender and Avatar: Legend of Korra
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Toph has never wanted kids.
content notes: trans female character, trans male character
Length: 9 minutes 50 seconds
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Title: Armor
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Lin gets ready for the day.
content notes: spoilers for 1.10
Length: 2 minutes 03 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: La diritta via era smarrita (prequel) and Frate, non far: ché tu se' ombra, e ombra vedi
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] whit_merule
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: supernatural
Pairings: Dean/Gabriel pre-slash in La diritta via; Dean/Gabriel, Gabriel/Castiel, Dean/Gabriel/Castiel in Frate non far
Rating: teen and up for La diritta via; mature for Frate non Far
Summary: Set after the season 7 finale. A Purgatory fairytale. Castiel and Dean find Gabriel in Purgatory. Though he has neither shape nor memories, he joins his path to theirs, as they all try to make their way out of the woods.
content notes: none for La diritta via; amnesia, some PTSD; light dom/sub, edgeplay for Frate non Far
Length: 5 hours 19 minutes 11 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: But We Can Try
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hetrez
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Bucky said, "These are love letters, Rogers. You've been drawing me love letters."
content notes: depression, knifeplay
Length: 1 hour 13 minutes 28 seconds
text at AO3

for ruka_nanjou

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Title: pinning the other against a wall
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] 7iris | [tumblr.com profile] 7iris
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: hockey RPF
Pairings: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin
Rating: explicit
Length: 7 minutes 29 seconds
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Title: tyler's face when jamie says he's single
Rating: explicit
Length: 7 minutes 39 seconds
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Title: duende - unusual ability to attract or charm
Rating: explicit
Length: 14 minutes 44 seconds
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Title: written on the body soulmate AU
Rating: explicit
Length: 12 minutes 54 seconds
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Title: Residual Memory
Author: [fanfiction.net profile] dakota829snow
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings: Emma/Regina
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a oneshot for Swan Queen week, for day three: Amnesia. Canon up to 3x19; it's AU in that Emma gets injured after she leaves the hospital with Hook to take on Zelena. Timeline is slightly altered thereafter :)
Length: 59 minutes 16 seconds
text at FF.net

for [personal profile] tarae as part of the April fandomaid auction :)

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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain, chapters 21-27
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 2:57:28 (with music) 2:48:15 (without music)
text at AO3

okay, here's where it gets complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. SO:

download zipped mp3s with music here (164MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (125MB)

download podbook with music here (126MB)

download podbook without music here (120MB)

streaming for all chapters is here
chapters 11-20 are here
chapters 21-27
the whole shebang is here
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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 8:22:22 (with music) 7:49:02 (without music)
text at AO3

okay, here's where it gets REALLY complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. and also have been uploading previous sections as they're done. SO if you want the whole shebang in one go:

download zipped mp3s with music here (463MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (433MB)

download podbook with music here (283MB)

download podbook without music here (264MB)

if you want just chapters 1-10, chapters 11-20, chapters 21-27


and there's streaming, covers and music for all the chapters here:

chapter one: in which frodo meets the sons of durin
music: My Dear Frodo, Unexpected Journey soundtrack


chapter two: in which bombur waits
(contains instances of disordered eating)
music: There's Always Sunday, Karen Matheson


chapter three: in which kili shoots
music: We Will Rock You, Red Hot Chili Pipers


chapter four: in which fili and kili are lost
music: Protect and Survive by Runrig


chapter five: in which minty is part of the family
music: Fisherman's Dream, Runrig


chapter six: in which in which fili opens a door
music: Song of the Lonely Mountain, Peter Hollens cover


chapter seven: in which frodo is not alone
music: Concerning Hobbits, Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack


chapter eight: in which gloin has two families
music: Living in Colour, Frightened Rabbit


chapter nine: in which thorin has a lovely daughter
(thorin gets upset/confused when Kili wears clothing marketed towards girls)
music: The Bath Song, The Tolkien Ensemble (poem by JRR Tolkien)


chapter ten: in which dori goes home
music: Caledonia by Dougie Maclean


chapter eleven: in which dis is free
music: Into the West - Annie Lennox, Return of the King soundtrack


chapter twelve: in which fili and kili are good at running
music: This is the Life - Amy MacDonald


chapter thirteen: in which thorin is possessive
music: Here is Where the Heart is - Wolfstone


chapter fourteen: in which this sons of durin are celebrities
music: Waiting for the Wheel to Turn - Karen Matheson


chapter fiveteen: in which kili needs his family
music: I See Fire - Peter Hollens (cover of Ed Sheeran)


chapter sixteen: in which bofur writes
music: This Strange Place - Wolfstone


chapter seventeen: in which the sons of durin are cowards
music: Walking Song (I) - The Tolkien Ensemble (words by J.R.R. Tolkien)


chapter eighteen: in which dwalin is a brother
music: Till I Sleep - Wolfstone


chapter nineteen: in which ori does not see the queen
music: This Season - Seven Nations


chapter twenty: in which bofur builds sandcastles
music: Feel so Near by Dougie Maclean


chapter twenty-one: in which kili is alone
music: An Eala Bhàn ("the white swan", Julie Fowlis


chapter twenty-two: in which kili is a picky eater
music: Cregg's Pipe Set, Tabache


chapter twenty-three: in which fili are kili are not orphans
music: òran na cloiche by mànran


chapter twenty-four: in which nori is a thief
music: jug of brown ale by tabache


chapter twenty-five: in which thorin is outmatched
music: it's thunder and it's lightning by we were promised jetpacks


chapter twenty-six: in which bilbo has unmemorable encounters
music: forfar sodger, old blind dogs


chapter twenty-seven: in which fili and kili are good at parties
music: the hobbit/lord of the rings by thepianoguys


podficcer's endnotes
music: don't stop believing, red hot chili pipers
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Title: And Never Been Kissed (Chapter One)
Authors: [archiveofourown.org profile] thehoyden and [archiveofourown.org profile] twentysomething
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Rating: explicit
Summary: Sid didn’t introduce himself in the hallway, and he certainly doesn’t assume that people know who he is. So it would only be polite to thank Malkin again, this time more personally.
He could write him a letter. An email? No, a letter.

Warnings: none
Length: 2 hours 13 minutes 37 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: and the grand facade so soon will burn
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mardia
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: star trek xi
Pairings: (background, it's primarily gen) Nyota Uhura/Spock, James Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: Five times McCoy leaned on Uhura for advice or support.
Warnings: violence/intensity on par with the movie
Length: 24 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain (chapters 11-20)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo, but mostly gen (chapter sixteen is Bofur/OFC)
Rating: G and PG-13, depending on the chapter
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen that first! Herein you will find all of the family feelings, and more angst and fluff than you can shake a stick at.
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 2:46:36 (no music), 3:03:35 (music)
text at AO3



okay, here's where it gets complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. SO:

download zipped mp3s with music here (169MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (151MB)

download podbook with music here (131MB)

download podbook without music here (117MB)

streaming for all chapters is here
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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain, chapters 1-10
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive ma
Length: ~2 hours 20 minutes 45 seconds
text at AO3



okay, here's where it gets complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. SO:

download zipped mp3s with music here (129MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (125MB)

download podbook with music here (100MB)

download podbook without music here (97.5MB)

streaming for all chapters is here
chapters 11-20 are here
chapters 21-27
the whole shebang is here
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Title: Most Precious
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mautadite
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Spartacus
Pairings: Saxa/Sibyl, Saxa/Gannicus
Rating: mature
Summary: This one’s heart, she thinks, will break easily.
(AU where Saxa is the one to save Sibyl during the taking of Sinuessa en Valle.)

Warnings: canon-levels of language and violence
Length: 30 minutes 23 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The Hockey Gods (Must be Crazy)
Author: [personal profile] solarcat | [archiveofourown.org profile] solarcat
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin, Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Rating: teen and up
Summary: In which Sidney Crosby goes for a walk one day, and somehow most of the NHL ends up worshipping a defaced Winnipegian brick. It's all Jonny Toews' fault.
Warnings: none
Length: 18 minutes 02 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Omni Gladio Ancipiti
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lifevolutionary
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Gabriel/Sam
Rating: Explicit
Summary: The archangel Gabriel had never chosen a Bearer for his sword. Until now.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 hours 14 minutes 48 seconds
text at AO3


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Okay, so here's the thing about this podfic: it's a repod of my own podfic. The first podfic I ever posted was of this fic. And in retrospect it had a lot of issues, but by god I was proud of it. And I still am, but I wanted to do it again. Call it a personal exercise, if you will. I wanted to see what kind of differences I'd made over the course of 3 and some years, and I wanted to see what I did the same (I pronounced "archangel" right this time! I know how to remove background noise! the sfx for the telepathy is still a pain and a half, and I still love the effect anyway!). I don't want to give the impression that I want to ~repod all my early mistakes~, bc a) they're not mistakes and b) that way lies madness, but, I dunno, it seemed like a pod-aware type-thing to do.

if you want to hear bb!kalakirya reading this, it's here
if you want to hear a quick and dirty comparison between 2011!kalakirya and 2014!kalakirya reading one of the best lines ever written, I give you:

2011!kalakirya (5 seconds)


2014!kalakirya (5 seconds)
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Title: Night of the Mannequins
Author: [personal profile] cosmic_llin | [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: Myka doesn't even like Halloween
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 42 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Birthday Bash
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mtgat
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: She-Ra
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: The birthday party is the most lavish celebration Adora has ever experienced in her own honor.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 39 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Simplicity
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ayries
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: none
Rating:G
Summary: Luna is agender/non-binary and matter of fact about it.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 10 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Camouflage
Author: [personal profile] ambyr | [archiveofourown.org profile] ambyr
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: "But Mai," Ty Lee protested, "You came to Kyoshi Island so no one could find you!"
Warnings: none
Length: 49 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Fads
Author: [personal profile] cosmic_llin | [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek DS9
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: Major Kira thinks things have gone far enough.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 minutes 42 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: On the Wind
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] shobogan
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Legend of Korra
Pairings: none
Rating:gen
Summary: Jinora doesn't know how to say that the sun doesn't look at them and see a girl, that the bison don't call them sister or daughter.
Warnings: internalized cissexism
Length: 2 minutes 47 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: untitled
Author: [personal profile] thingswithwings | [archiveofourown.org profile] thingswithwings
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Ace McShane/Seventh Doctor
Rating: G
Summary: rhivolution prompted: Ace is feminine when it suits hir, but that doesn't mean ze's a girl.
Warnings:
Length: 2 minutes 26 seconds
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Title: Enlight
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] shobogan
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: DCU/Batgirl
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: With the help of those closest to her, Cassandra comes to a realisation.
Warnings: discussion of rape culture and harassment
Length: 7 minutes 01 seconds
text at AO3


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