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Title: Three-Point Turn
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] oliviacirce
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Fast and the Furious
Pairings: Ramsey/Tej/Roman, Brian/Dom/Letty/Mia (background)
Rating: explicit
Summary: "Maybe I'll stay," Ramsey says. "Just for a little while. Since I haven't got anywhere else I need to be." Or: Ramsey isn't looking for a home, but one finds her anyway.
content notes: none
Length: 1:28:24
text at AO3


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Title: Looking Forward
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] so_shhy
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: sid/geno
Rating: mature
Summary: There was a kid in Geno's yard.
content notes: none
Length: 1:52:48
text at AO3

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(thank you paraka <3)

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for themusecalliope, who did a hero's work on And Never Been Kissed <333
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Title: And Never Been Kissed
Authors: [archiveofourown.org profile] thehoyden and [archiveofourown.org profile] twentysomething
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Rating: explicit
Summary: Sid didn’t introduce himself in the hallway, and he certainly doesn’t assume that people know who he is. So it would only be polite to thank Malkin again, this time more personally.
He could write him a letter. An email? No, a letter.

Warnings: none
text at AO3

OK, so there are a number of ways to listen to this story. Click through for details, downloading and streaming

If you'd like to download final version the way I prefer it (with music and lots of chapter covers), that's here as an mp3 (982MB) or here as an audiobook (480MB) (both 17:55:30)

if you've been downloading as I post OR would prefer a music-free version, downloads and streams are here

if you'd like to listen to the chapters individually, scroll down


Chapter One
Warnings: none
Length: 2:13:37
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Chapter Two
Warnings: none
Length: 3:24:17

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Chapter Three
Warnings: none
Length: 3:31:11

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Chapter Four
Warnings: none
Length: 3:31:46

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Chapter Five
Warnings: none 
Length: 3:31:46

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Chapter Six
Warnings: none 
Length: 3:31:46

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(note: themusecalliope pointed out that I mispronounced "Wilkes-Barre", which can be pronounced a number of ways, but not the way I actually said it XD it turned out to be too difficult to do a pick-up for that bit, though, and given that it was still clear what I meant to say, I left it in. But let it be known that that's my mistake, not themusecalliope's, who is wonderful in all ways <3<3<3)


pennyplainknits is also podficcing this story! her version is here
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Title: each according to their nature
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sixthlight
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Rivers of London
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: “What kind?” Nightingale asked, like that was any sort of reasonable question when wings.
content notes: none
Length: 00:31:39
text at AO3


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Velvet

Jul. 10th, 2016 10:23 pm
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Title: Velvet
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] tofsla
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Sailor moon
Pairings: Michiru/Haruka
Rating: mature
Summary: Learning to be both Michiru and Sailor Neptune is a process. Backstory.
content notes: Haruka gets misgendered
Length: 1:25:20
text at AO3


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Title: Come Away to the Water
Author: [personal profile] leobrat | [archiveofourown.org profile] leobrat
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Spartacus
Pairings: Crixus/Naevia, Agron/Nasir, Melitta/Oenomaus, Barca/Pietros
Rating: Mature
Summary: Come away, little lass, come away to the water. Away from the light you always knew. We are calling to you... Naevia was born, and then lived her whole life.
Content Notes: graphic depictions of violence, major character death, rape/non-con
Length: 03:26:11
text at AO3
music Come Away to the Water cover by Dasha & Nicole

direct downloads: mp3 (188MB) | m4b (114MB)

streaming and chapter direct downloads

chapter one (00:45:55, 42.1MB)

chapter two (00:52:50, 48.4MB)

chapter three (00:54:01, 49.5MB)

chapter four (00:42:40, 39.1MB)

podficcer's notes (00:10:44, 9.88MB)

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Title: Fresh Poison Each Week
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lady_ragnell
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Nimueh/Ygraine
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: The Old Religion does not accept Ygraine Pendragon's death.
Content Notes: this is a Groundhog Day AU of a very bad day. It comes with repeated character death through childbirth, suicide, and murder, as well as brief mentions of the murder of children
Length: 9 minutes 56 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: Five Wives Anthology
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ssstrychnine
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Mad Max: Fury Road
Pairings: the Angharad and Capable sections are Angharad/Capable
Rating: teen and up
Summary: backstories of the five wives
content notes: self-harm, implied rape/non-con
Length: 44:28
text at AO3


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recorded as part of the Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology VI

STREAMING AND DOWNLOAD FOR INDIVIDUAL STORIES all covers by me, many thanks for paraka for the streaming




Angharad (10:42, 9.82MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)




Capable (10:08, 9.31MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)




Toast (9:25, 8:65MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)






The Dag (7:45, 7.13MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)





Cheedo (8:38, 7.93MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)

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Title: Post Facto
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Aral breaks an oath he made to Simon.
content notes: gen consent issues
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3

for [twitter.com profile] ailisT as part of #ITPE

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Title: Sparrow
Author: [personal profile] hedda62 | [archiveofourown.org profile] hedda62
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest/Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: ImpSec analyst Harold Finch and ex-Armsman John Reese are both lonely outsiders; together, they fight crime. Though that will change, if Simon Illyan has anything to say about it.

AU-PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover (in other words, no one herein has ever seen New York). Some spoilers for Barrayar, but should be more or less comprehensible to all readers.

content notes: Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 44 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Goshawk
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: As Simon Illyan burrows into Harold Finch's history and investigates threats against ImpSec, his interests and those of Finch and Reese inevitably come into conflict.

Sequel to Sparrow (which should probably be listened to first). AU PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover. Spoilers through Barrayar; references to PoI canon but no actual spoilers.


content notes: references to suicide, past rape and past torture; Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 42 minutes 05 seconds
text at AO3


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archive link for both
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Title: But We Can Try
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hetrez
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Bucky said, "These are love letters, Rogers. You've been drawing me love letters."
content notes: depression, knifeplay
Length: 1 hour 13 minutes 28 seconds
text at AO3

for ruka_nanjou

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Title: pinning the other against a wall
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] 7iris | [tumblr.com profile] 7iris
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: hockey RPF
Pairings: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin
Rating: explicit
Length: 7 minutes 29 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: tyler's face when jamie says he's single
Rating: explicit
Length: 7 minutes 39 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: duende - unusual ability to attract or charm
Rating: explicit
Length: 14 minutes 44 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: written on the body soulmate AU
Rating: explicit
Length: 12 minutes 54 seconds
text at AO3

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all podficlets have covers by yours truly, of which this is an example



for hananobira! partly bc she got me into hockey, and also bc she has a lot to celebrate right now <3
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Title: Residual Memory
Author: [fanfiction.net profile] dakota829snow
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings: Emma/Regina
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a oneshot for Swan Queen week, for day three: Amnesia. Canon up to 3x19; it's AU in that Emma gets injured after she leaves the hospital with Hook to take on Zelena. Timeline is slightly altered thereafter :)
Length: 59 minutes 16 seconds
text at FF.net

for [personal profile] tarae as part of the April fandomaid auction :)

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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain, chapters 21-27
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 2:57:28 (with music) 2:48:15 (without music)
text at AO3

okay, here's where it gets complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. SO:

download zipped mp3s with music here (164MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (125MB)

download podbook with music here (126MB)

download podbook without music here (120MB)

streaming for all chapters is here
chapters 11-20 are here
chapters 21-27
the whole shebang is here
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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 8:22:22 (with music) 7:49:02 (without music)
text at AO3

okay, here's where it gets REALLY complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. and also have been uploading previous sections as they're done. SO if you want the whole shebang in one go:

download zipped mp3s with music here (463MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (433MB)

download podbook with music here (283MB)

download podbook without music here (264MB)

if you want just chapters 1-10, chapters 11-20, chapters 21-27


and there's streaming, covers and music for all the chapters here:

chapter one: in which frodo meets the sons of durin
music: My Dear Frodo, Unexpected Journey soundtrack


chapter two: in which bombur waits
(contains instances of disordered eating)
music: There's Always Sunday, Karen Matheson


chapter three: in which kili shoots
music: We Will Rock You, Red Hot Chili Pipers


chapter four: in which fili and kili are lost
music: Protect and Survive by Runrig


chapter five: in which minty is part of the family
music: Fisherman's Dream, Runrig


chapter six: in which in which fili opens a door
music: Song of the Lonely Mountain, Peter Hollens cover


chapter seven: in which frodo is not alone
music: Concerning Hobbits, Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack


chapter eight: in which gloin has two families
music: Living in Colour, Frightened Rabbit


chapter nine: in which thorin has a lovely daughter
(thorin gets upset/confused when Kili wears clothing marketed towards girls)
music: The Bath Song, The Tolkien Ensemble (poem by JRR Tolkien)


chapter ten: in which dori goes home
music: Caledonia by Dougie Maclean


chapter eleven: in which dis is free
music: Into the West - Annie Lennox, Return of the King soundtrack


chapter twelve: in which fili and kili are good at running
music: This is the Life - Amy MacDonald


chapter thirteen: in which thorin is possessive
music: Here is Where the Heart is - Wolfstone


chapter fourteen: in which this sons of durin are celebrities
music: Waiting for the Wheel to Turn - Karen Matheson


chapter fiveteen: in which kili needs his family
music: I See Fire - Peter Hollens (cover of Ed Sheeran)


chapter sixteen: in which bofur writes
music: This Strange Place - Wolfstone


chapter seventeen: in which the sons of durin are cowards
music: Walking Song (I) - The Tolkien Ensemble (words by J.R.R. Tolkien)


chapter eighteen: in which dwalin is a brother
music: Till I Sleep - Wolfstone


chapter nineteen: in which ori does not see the queen
music: This Season - Seven Nations


chapter twenty: in which bofur builds sandcastles
music: Feel so Near by Dougie Maclean


chapter twenty-one: in which kili is alone
music: An Eala Bhàn ("the white swan", Julie Fowlis


chapter twenty-two: in which kili is a picky eater
music: Cregg's Pipe Set, Tabache


chapter twenty-three: in which fili are kili are not orphans
music: òran na cloiche by mànran


chapter twenty-four: in which nori is a thief
music: jug of brown ale by tabache


chapter twenty-five: in which thorin is outmatched
music: it's thunder and it's lightning by we were promised jetpacks


chapter twenty-six: in which bilbo has unmemorable encounters
music: forfar sodger, old blind dogs


chapter twenty-seven: in which fili and kili are good at parties
music: the hobbit/lord of the rings by thepianoguys


podficcer's endnotes
music: don't stop believing, red hot chili pipers
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Title: And Never Been Kissed (Chapter One)
Authors: [archiveofourown.org profile] thehoyden and [archiveofourown.org profile] twentysomething
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Rating: explicit
Summary: Sid didn’t introduce himself in the hallway, and he certainly doesn’t assume that people know who he is. So it would only be polite to thank Malkin again, this time more personally.
He could write him a letter. An email? No, a letter.

Warnings: none
Length: 2 hours 13 minutes 37 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (122MB) or as a podbook (95MB)


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pennyplainknits is also podficcing this story - her version can be found here

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, AO3
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Title: and the grand facade so soon will burn
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mardia
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: star trek xi
Pairings: (background, it's primarily gen) Nyota Uhura/Spock, James Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: Five times McCoy leaned on Uhura for advice or support.
Warnings: violence/intensity on par with the movie
Length: 24 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Staring at Emotion
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] nerdwegian
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Pairings: Skye/Jemma
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: "You got drugged," Jemma says with a slight apologetic wince. One of her hands smooths Skye's hair back from her forehead, and it feels really nice.
Warnings: non-consensual drugging
Length: 9 minutes 51 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Violins Make No Sound
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] missmollyetc
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: hockey rpf
Pairings: gen or sid/geno, depending on how you want to read it
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Sometimes after practice, things catch up to you.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 26 seconds
text at AO3


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