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Title: A Progression of Arguments
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] alchemyalice
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In which Sam bitches, and Gabriel makes increasingly ridiculous gestures.
Length: 12 minutes
text at AO3
download as an mp3 from the audioficarchive

(a repod - [personal profile] tinypinkmouse's version can be found here)

cover by me!



crossposted at AO3, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, podfic_bingo (minor chracter, repod a podfic), spn_cwrpfpodfic

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Title: Late Delivery
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] tsukinofaerii
Podficcer: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Relationship: Tony/Steve
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Length: 42 minutes
Summary: When Tony was little, he once wrote a letter to Santa begging for the one thing he wanted most in the world. What Tony didn't know is that Santa always delivers... eventually.
warnings: if you have issues with the "for want of a nail" type story, where the nail gets lost, this might not be for you. for further (spoilery) details, highlight the following:  (plot revolves around Howard - accidentally! - not mailing a letter to Santa, which both ruins bb!Tony's Christmas and sets Steve's rediscovery back a few decades)
text at AO3
download as an mp3

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crossposted at AO3, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, capironman on LJ, capironman on DW, podfic_bingo (read angrily, lower pitch effect)
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Title: Sigh No More
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] alasse
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: PG-13 / Teen and Up
Summary: Stiles gets kidnapped and roughed up by a hunter trying to send a message, again. It leads him and Derek down not-so-welcome memory lane, but after hot chocolate, a conversation, and a pack-cuddle, the outcome ends up being pretty welcome after all.
Length: 23 minutes
WARNINGS: aftermath of kidnapping and (mild) torture, panic attack (feel free to comment or message me if you any have questions!)
text at AO3
download (right-click and save) as an mp3

cover by yours truly

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cross-posted to amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, teenwolfpodfics, podfic_bingo (angst), AO3
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Title: Fuzzy Logic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sparseparsley
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Rating: NC-17/explicit
Summary: Derek and Stiles switch bodies because of wizard reasons and Stiles just wants to know what that awesome scent is.
Length: 41 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive (119.4 MB)

cover by yours truly


crossposted at amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, teenwolfpodfics on DW, podfic_bingo (square: read while lying down)
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Title: Where You End
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ashinan
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony/Steve
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: The silence is comforting and Tony stumbles over to the stairs, thinking nothing short of a warm bed and a warm Steve and maybe some warm kissing.
Length: 10 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive (9MB)


crossposted at cap_ironman on LJ, cap_ironman on DW, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, podfic_bingo (square: read sleepily), AO3
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Title: Run Program: DUM-E
Author: [livejournal.com profile] amuly
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony/Steve
Rating: R/Mature
Summary: Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.
Length: 2 hours 13 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive MP3 (122 MB) M4B (64 MB)
notes: many thanks to amuly for putting up with all my questions, and to my twitter list for putting up with my Dummy-feels



crossposted at cap_ironman on LJ, cap_ironman on DW, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DWpodfic_bingo (square: read without cues)
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Title: Anyone Ever Tell You How Your Eyes Sparkle When You're Angry?
Author: [personal profile] sidneysussex
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Clint abuses official documents. Phil disapproves.
Length: 9 minutes 32 seconds
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive

[community profile] podfic_bingo square: read deadpan (Coulson)

cover by yours truly

LADIES!

Aug. 2nd, 2012 09:46 pm
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Title: Few So Generous
Author: [livejournal.com profile] galaxysoup
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Thor
Highlighted Character: Freya
Pairing: Freya/Odin
Rating: G
Summary: After Odin falls into the Odinsleep, Frigga takes up her husband’s spear and the rule of Asgard.
Length: 19 minutes 29 seconds
text at AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo - more articulation

Title: For Children
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cathalin
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Natasha
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: It's crept up on Natasha without her realizing it.
Length: 5 minutes 32 seconds
text on LJ on AO3 on DW
download from the audioficarchive

Title: History of the Kings of Britain
Author: [livejournal.com profile] livii
Fandom:
Doctor Who (Classic and New)
Highlighted Character: Brigadier Bambera
Pairing: Bambera/Ancelin
Rating: G
Summary: Ancelyn and Bambera: happily ever after, with sword fights.
Length: 9 minutes 57 seconds
text on the Doctor Who Archive
download from the audioficarchive

Title: Her Boss's Keeper
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sholio
Fandom:
White Collar
Highlighted Character: Diana Barrigan
Pairing: Diana/Christie
Rating: G
Summary: Diana has been working for the White Collar division for all of a week before she figures out that her new boss is, in fact, a thin shell of grouch over a marshmallow center.
Length: 16 minutes 20 seconds
text on AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive


Title: Five People Who Caught Darcy Doodling
Author: [livejournal.com profile] seawench
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Darcy Lewis
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: Darcy can't always taser people to work out her frustration. 
Length: 7 minutes 24 seconds
text on AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive

Title: Bros!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alchemyalice
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Darcy Lewis
Pairing: past Darcy/Tony
Rating: G~PG
Summary: In which Darcy remembers something that Tony (mostly) doesn't, Jane is rendered awkward, and there is some snarking about polka-dot bras.
Length: 6 minutes 56 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo August challenge - friendship


Title: Your History Written in Time and Stars
Author: [livejournal.com profile] such_heights
Fandom:
Doctor Who (New)
Highlighted Character: Donna Noble
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: Donna's forgotten. The universe hasn't.
Length: 9 minutes 10 seconds
text on LJ on AO3
download from the audioficarchive

Title: The Next Journey
Author: [livejournal.com profile] araine
Fandom:
Young Wizard
Highlighted Character: Nita Callahan
Pairing: Nita/Kit
Rating: G~PG
Warning: major character deaths (it's Young Wizards! it's ok! I promise!)
Summary: When she wakes up in Timeheart, it isn’t elysian fields and shimmering marble gates. The sky is blue and there is sand beneath her fingertips and she can smell brine and hear the ocean washing in and out.
Length: 9 minutes 46 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive


Title: Women's Work
Author: [livejournal.com profile] philomytha
Fandom:
Vorkosiverse
Highlighted Character: Countess Julia Vorlightly (OC: Cetagandan Occupation)
Pairing: Countess Julia Vorlightly/Ghem Colonel Tyr Alait (OC/OC)
Rating: Mature
Warning: minor character death, elements of dub-con
Summary: Countess Julia Vorlightly plays her part in the Resistance.
Length: 7 minutes 26 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive

crossposted to amplificathon on LJ
crossposted to amplificahton on DW
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Title: The Language of Love
Author: 
[livejournal.com profile] china_shop
Fandom: Due South
Rating: PG
Pairing: RayK/Fraser
Length: 8:47 (French only) (no music)      ;   10:2 (with English translation) (no music)
            12:04 (French only) (with music)   ;   13:23 (with English translation) (with music)
Author's Summary: "Salut, Ray [Hi, Ray]," said Frannie, when he walked in the station, "Eh, on dirait que tu t'es fait passer dessus par un camion! [Hey, you look like you got run over by a sixteen-wheeler.]"
text 
at AO3 (French only) at AO3 (with translation)
Download Link French only version (no music) (audiofic archive)        
                         
version with English translation (no music) (audiofic archive) 
                         
French only version (with music) (audiofic archive)    
                         
version with English translation (with music) (audiofic archive)
reader's notes: so I had I nice, shiny, plan with two versions, then Arthur and Eames knocked on my door and said "We had this idea..." Two days later there are two more versions, this time with Edith Piaf's "Hymne à l'Amour" as breaks. The degree to which it fit was kinda scary. I skipped one pair of verses that didn't quite fit, but otherwise... yeah. It's maybe a little over-the-top, but with the meta and the mention in the story and the lyrics, I couldn't help myself *silly grin*

[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: wild (foreign language), incorporate music here
[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon here
amplificathon at DW here
at AO3 (French) (English)
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Title: The Better Gadget Affair
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] ladyra
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya

Fandom: The Man from UNCLE
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing: Napolean/Illya
length: 3 hours 9 minutes
Author's Summary: Where did Napoleon get all those great gadgets from?
text at the author's website
Download Links through the PBB site: mp3 m4b
Download links through the audioarchive: mp3 m4b

reader's notes: This was recorded for the 2012 Podfic Big Bang, and the lovely [livejournal.com profile] helva2260 was kind enough to make some AMAZING coverart for it, which is displayed below.  



x-posted at
  [livejournal.com profile] muncle here
  [livejournal.com profile] podficbigbang here
  [livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo here (square: try an accent)
  [livejournal.com profile] amplificathon here
  amplificathon at DW here
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Title: This Wasn't What the Brochure Promised
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] kahn
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
 Avengers
Rating:  T
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 49 minutes
Author's Summary: Tony, Steve, Clint and Bruce spend quality time together in a cave. Tony does not build another arc reactor (even if he sort of needs one). Steve is all Protective Leader. Clint is terrifyingly good with a knife. Bruce bleeds and snarks. There is banter and embarassing amounts of schmoop and the boys get very touchy-feely.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at the audioarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 5 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 30
x-posted at [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman here

Title: Exceeding Orders
Author: [livejournal.com profile] philomytha
Reader: [info]kalakirya
Fandom:
 Vorkosiverse
Rating: G
Pairing: none
Length: 3 minutes
Author's Summary: What if Illyan had ordered Miles to find him an elephant?
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioarchive
crossposted at AO3

points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 16
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: gen

points total for this post: 46
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Title: You're a Rich Little Boy (who's had to work for his toys)
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] snowdarkred
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers
Rating:  R (warnings for vague descriptions of torture, permanent injury, ableist slur)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper/Steve
Length: 22 minutes
Author's Summary: Your name is Tony fucking Stark, and this is how it goes: Start, stop, start again. Rinse. Repeat.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 28
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo monthly challenge: beginnings

Title: Crossover Event
Author: [personal profile] haunted
Reader: [info]kalakirya
Fandom:
Marvel-verse
Rating: G
Pairing: Jessica Jones/Luke Cage/Danny Rand  (aka Power Woman/Power Man/Iron First)
Length: 11 minutes
Author's Summary: There's no handbook for the dynamics of team-ups, so Jessica has to learn how things fit as she goes.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 27

Title: Overheard on the Party Line
Author: [personal profile] bessemerprocess
Reader: [info]kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers
Rating: M / PG-13
Pairing: Steve/Thor/Natasha
Length: 6 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy and Loki stumble on to something they aren't supposed to see.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 26

Title: Much Sooner Forgotten
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sinuous_curve
Reader: [info]kalakirya
Fandom:
Thor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Loki/Sif/Fandral
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: Neither of them react when Loki emerges from the mirror. They have both seen his most treasured trick a hundred thousand times. Fandral, sitting on the bottom of Sif's bed, lifts his head with tired eyes and manages a small, conciliatory smile. "It's not as bad as it looks," he says.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 27

Title: Twist to Fit
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zvi
Reader: [info]kalakirya
Fandom:
White Collar
Rating: PG
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: They've been together a while now. They're getting comfortable with one another.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 17

total points for this post: 125
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Title: Tomorrow Belongs to Me
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
 Avengers (2012)
Rating: Mature/NC-17
Pairing: Steve/Tony, Jane/Thor, Pepper/Natasha
Length: 9 hours 56 minutes
Author's Summary: Steve wakes up in the 21st Century. He doesn't think much of it, and it's dubious about him. He meets a Norse God, joins a superhero team, and feels terribly awkward about the whole monument at Arlington he's rendered obsolete by not being dead. Meanwhile, Tony is trying to make his mark on history by being the man who finally drove Nick Fury over the edge.
text at AO3
lovely art by [livejournal.com profile] made_of_tin here and here (spoilers!)
music is Protect and Survive (live at Loch Ness) by Runrig
Download Links at the audioarchive: COMPLETE (mp3)  COMPLETE (podbook)

x-posted at [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman here
podbook by [livejournal.com profile] cybel here (dreamwidth) or here (audioarchive)

[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: 2+ hours
reader's notes: BEWARE THE DOWNLOAD TIMES. The downloads contain zipped files of between 170 and 186 MB and each of those contains 2 mp3 files. I'm sorry it's so broken up, but couldn't find anywhere to upload it in one go (for free anyway. Impoverished student doing my best!). This is the longest fic I've recorded but I think it was the one that needed the least editing per unit-time (or did, until I felt compelled to go back in and make the pauses longer. yes well.)  and I had so much fun (and might be addicted to long!fics. bad kalakirya. yes well.) and am so excited to share I can't even tell you  :D

cover by[livejournal.com profile] cybell


cover by [livejournal.com profile] penumbren

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Title: Complicated
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] schemingreader
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Vorkosiverse
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ivan Vorpatril/Byerly Vorrutyer, Ivan Vorpatril/Donna Vorrutyer, Dono Vorrutyer/Olivia Koudelka
Length: 7 minutes
Author's Summary: You would think I would have been more loyal to my surprisingly naïve and sweetly handsome ex-boyfriend and less to my double-agent cousin, Byerly. But Byerly has always treated me like a brother, and is…dependable in his duplicity. I have so many ex-boyfriends, but only one family member who ever supported me.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing:Ivan/Byerly) + 10 (pairing:Donna/Ivan)  + 10 (pairing:Dono/Olivia)  + 0 (language) = 36
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: trans character
also at [livejournal.com profile] bujold_fic HERE
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Title: The Best of Life is But Intoxication
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton, Steve/Tony, Jane/Thor
Length: 30 minutes
Author's Summary: Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 4 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 x 3 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 49
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: read (drunkenly)

Title: With A Little Help From My Friends
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] lucdarling
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 19 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy Lewis has tased a literal God but that didn't help her last week. That's where the Avengers come in. Darcy has a lot to learn but she's got the best teachers.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive (permanent)

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing:gen) + 0 (language) = 28


Title: 64 Colors
Author: [livejournal.com profile] musesfool
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy's life is weird, but she kind of likes it.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive (permanent)

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing:gen) + 0 (language) = 28

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points total this post: 49 + 28 + 28 = 105
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Title: Five Times Lilo and Stitch Meet the Avengers, and One Time They Meet Loki
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] pheonixfawkes12
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers movie-verse; Lilo and Stitch
Rating: G
Pairing: none
Length: 17 minutes
Reader's Summary: Does what it says on the tin
text at norsekink (this prompt SFW - many others are not)
Download Link at sendspace

[community profile] podfic_bingo square: sound effects
[community profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom: Avengers) + 10 (fandom: Lilo and Stitch) + 10 (Avengers: gen) + 10 (Lilo and Stitch: gen) = 47
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Title: A Meeting of Minds
Author: [personal profile] crimsonquills
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (Universe 616 - after "Extremis" and before "Execute Program")
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 1 hour 59 minutes
Author's Summary: As it turns out, the Extremis hadn't quite finished rewriting Tony's brain. The only potential fix has...consequences.
text at AO3 at author's website at Tony/Steve archive
Download Link at sendspace

[community profile] podfic_bingo square: echo effect
[community profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 12 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing) + 0 = 37
[community profile] cap_ironman
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Title: Constantly Offered New Toys
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sinuous_curve aka [livejournal.com profile] sinuous_curve 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 6 minutes
Author's Summary: Steve finds the Iron Man plushie on a table in the middle of the city, sitting between a stack of sunglasses and DVD cases. He chuckles when he picks it up, noting the uneven stitches and the red places that ought to be gold. It looks a little like a high school home economics project made by an apathetic student, but it’s still undeniably Iron Man and Steve is tickled.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendpace

[community profile] podfic_bingo square: repod a podfic
[community profile] amplificathon points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26





cross-posted at 
[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon and [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya (NOT YET at [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman )


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So [personal profile] gyzym wrote a bunch of Steve/Tony kidfics on tumblr, and I podficced them, because they're adorable and lovely and squee-ful and just so, so perfect.

Read more... )

 

download link for ALL THE BEDTIME STORIES as mp3s (123 MB) as one big podbook (75MB)
tumblr tag for (almost) all the bedtime stories here (shortcut-stories)
         except  Steve and Tony Pre-Jaime (aka bedtime story at three eighteen pee em), which is only under (bedtime stories)

[community profile] amplificathon total:5 (reader) + 10 (total length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (tony/steve) + 10 (jaime/OC) + 0 (language) = 45

[community profile] podfic_bingo squares: read animatedly, read with a smile, <10 minutes long

NOW REMASTERED

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Title: Five Times Lilo and Stitch Meet the Avengers, and One Time They Meet Loki
Author: [livejournal.com profile] phoenixfawkes12
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers movie-verse; Lilo and Stitch
Rating: G
Pairing: none
Length: 17 minutes
Reader's Summary: Does what it says on the tin
text at norsekink (this prompt SFW - many others are not)
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive (permanent)

[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: sound effects
[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom: Avengers) + 10 (fandom: Lilo and Stitch) + 10 (Avengers: gen) + 10 (Lilo and Stitch: gen) = 47