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Title: On the Wind
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] shobogan
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Legend of Korra
Pairings: none
Rating:gen
Summary: Jinora doesn't know how to say that the sun doesn't look at them and see a girl, that the bison don't call them sister or daughter.
Warnings: internalized cissexism
Length: 2 minutes 47 seconds
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Title: untitled
Author: [personal profile] thingswithwings | [archiveofourown.org profile] thingswithwings
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Ace McShane/Seventh Doctor
Rating: G
Summary: rhivolution prompted: Ace is feminine when it suits hir, but that doesn't mean ze's a girl.
Warnings:
Length: 2 minutes 26 seconds
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Title: Enlight
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] shobogan
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: DCU/Batgirl
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: With the help of those closest to her, Cassandra comes to a realisation.
Warnings: discussion of rape culture and harassment
Length: 7 minutes 01 seconds
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Title: Self Defense (One Black Man, Two White Men, One Jew, Two Homosexuals, and Three Mutants in a Taxi)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] kindkit
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Xmen First Class
Pairings: background/inferred Erik/Charles
Rating: G/gen
Summary: A talk on the way from New York to Virginia.
Warnings: period-appropriate homophobic and transphobic slurs
Length: 5 minutes 26 seconds
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Title: Introductions (of the Unexpected Kind)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] amareus
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: none
Rating: G/gen
Summary: Uninvited guests can be the best kind.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 2 seconds
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Title: They've All Gone to Look for America (The Doctor's Note Remix)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] pocky_slash
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)/The West Wing
Pairings: none
Rating: G/general
Summary: The Doctor always seems to know when the Bartlet senior staff needs a break.
Warnings: none
Length: 25 minutes 21 seconds
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points: 3(time) x (5(dw:fandom)+5(ww:fandom)+5(dw:gen)+5(ww:gen)) = 60


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Title: Apparition
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan/Harry Potter
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Ivan was taught always to tell the truth to ImpSec.
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 36 seconds
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Title: Rescue Procedures
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan/Doctor Who
Pairings: Aral/Cordelia, Aral/Cordelia/River
Rating: gen
Summary: Aral is rescued from alien kidnappers by two dashing soldiers.
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 00 seconds
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Title: Aural Sex
Author: [personal profile] winged_mammal
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: Myka/HG
Rating: mature/R
Summary: For pornathon 2012, just a little spoken-word smut.
Warnings: bondage, dialogue-only
Length: 10 minutes 46 seconds
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Title: Texts from the Van
Author:  [archiveofourown.org profile] sholio 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: One bored con man + one cell phone = lots and lots of text messages. Takes place between 4x03 & 4x04 (with some spoilers).
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 47 seconds (without sound effects) ; 14 minutes 52 seconds (with sound effects)
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points: (5(WC)+5(WCgen))2 = 20
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Title: Constellations in the Streetlights
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] china_shop 
Fandom: White Collar
Pairings: Peter/El/Neal
Rating: general
Summary: Neal takes Satchmo for a walk.
Warnings: none
Length: 11 minutes 15 seconds
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points: (5+5)2 = 20
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Title: Ain't Misbehaving
Authors:[personal profile] etcetera_cat  and [personal profile] lucifuge5 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Due South
Pairings: RayK/Fraser
Rating: general
Summary: "It really wasn't me, Boss Ben," Dief tried again. "It was the walking pebble."
Warnings: none
Length: 9 minutes 48 seconds
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(5+5)1 = 10
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Title: A Gift to Be Simple
Author: [personal profile] arsenicjade 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: There are certain traditions Darcy really likes.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 9 seconds
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points: (5+5)1 = 10
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Title: She's Hearing Voices
Author: netgirl_y2k
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: Myka/Helena
Rating: general
Summary: Myka was being courted by HG Wells; which might have been quite nice except that Helena was dead, and invisible, and quite possibly a figment of Myka's imagination.
Warnings:
none
Length: 9 minutes 15 seconds
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points: (5+5)1 = 10
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Title: Birthday Girl
Author:
[archiveofourown.org profile] singlecrow 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Deep Space Nine
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: It's too late for presents.
Warnings:
none
Length: 10 minutes 49 seconds
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points: (5+5)2 = 20
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Title: Ornament
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] beatrice_otter 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Deep Space Nine
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen
Summary: Kira Nerys, in the camps and in the resistance
Warnings:
implied underage prostitution
Length: 5 minutes 18 seconds
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points: (5+5)1 = 10
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Title: Sacrifice
Author: cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Deep Space Nine
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Winn Adami knows that what she is doing is the will of the Prophets.
Warnings: minor character death, Winn's pov
Length: 1 minutes 44 seconds
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points: (5+5)1 = 10
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Title: Destroy Everything You Touch
Author: [personal profile] glinda 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Ace McShane/Ninth Doctor
Rating: general
Summary: It was Ace who blew up the factories at Villengard.
Warnings:
Time War
Length: 8 minutes 33 seconds
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points: (5+10(new pairing: Ace McShane/Ninth Doctor))1 = 15
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Title: Of Course, Come Along
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ArisTGD 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Martha will one day have been traveling with the Doctor again.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 53 seconds
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points: (5+5)1 = 10
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points total for this post: 20+20+10+10+10+20+10+10+15+10 = 135

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Title: Seven Bells
Author: [personal profile] grey_bard 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Old Kingdom series
Pairing: Sabriel/Touchstone
Rating: Teen and Up / PG-13
Reader's Summary:  post-series exploration of the meanings and uses of the Abhorsen's bells
Warnings: none
Length: 10 minutes 38 seconds
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points: (5(fandom) + 10(new pairing) ) x 2(time) = 30


Title: A Change in the Wind
Author: [personal profile] beatrice_otter 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Mary Poppins/Doctor Who (11)
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: Why does Mary Poppins have a bag that's bigger on the inside? Why, because she's a Time Lady, of course!
Warnings: darker than the summary suggests
Length: 17 minutes 21 seconds
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points: (10(new fandom - Mary Poppins) + 5(fandom - dr who) + 10(gen - mary poppins) + 5(gen - dr who) ) x 2(time) = 60


LADIES!

Aug. 19th, 2012 07:28 pm
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ETA: for reasons that escape my understanding, while all 9 appear on the general comm feed, only 5 appear on the entry page. So don't go to the entry - just get them off the comm feed or go to the LJ version

Because I occasionally sit around thinking "I want to record more female voices". So I do. And here we are!

here's to Freya, Natasha Romanov, Darcy Lewis, Brigadier Bambera, Diana Barrigan, Donna Noble, Nita Callahan and Countess Julia Vorlightly )
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Thor
Highlighted Character: Freya
Pairing: Freya/Odin
Rating: G
Summary: After Odin falls into the Odinsleep, Frigga takes up her husband’s spear and the rule of Asgard.
Length: 19 minutes 29 seconds
text at AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive (18MB)

Title: For Children
Author: [personal profile] cathalin
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Natasha
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: It's crept up on Natasha without her realizing it.
Length: 5 minutes 32 seconds
text on LJ on AO3 on DW
download from the audioficarchive (5MB)

Title: History of the Kings of Britain
Author: [personal profile] livii
Fandom:
Doctor Who (Classic and New)
Highlighted Character: Brigadier Bambera
Pairing: Bambera/Ancelin
Rating: G
Summary: Ancelyn and Bambera: happily ever after, with sword fights.
Length: 9 minutes 57 seconds
text on the Doctor Who Archive
download from the audioficarchive (9MB)

Title: Her Boss's Keeper
Author: [personal profile] sholio
Fandom:
White Collar
Highlighted Character: Diana Barrigan
Pairing: Diana/Christie
Rating: G
Summary: Diana has been working for the White Collar division for all of a week before she figures out that her new boss is, in fact, a thin shell of grouch over a marshmallow center.
Length: 16 minutes 20 seconds
text on AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive (15MB)


Title: Five People Who Caught Darcy Doodling
Author: [livejournal.com profile] seawench
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Darcy Lewis
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: Darcy can't always taser people to work out her frustration.
Length: 7 minutes 24 seconds
text on AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive (7MB)

Title: Bros!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alchemyalice
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Darcy Lewis
Pairing: past Darcy/Tony
Rating: G~PG
Summary: In which Darcy remembers something that Tony (mostly) doesn't, Jane is rendered awkward, and there is some snarking about polka-dot bras.
Length: 6 minutes 56 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive (6MB)


Title: Your History Written in Time and Stars
Author: [personal profile] such_heights
Fandom:
Doctor Who (New)
Highlighted Character: Donna Noble
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: Donna's forgotten. The universe hasn't.
Length: 9 minutes 10 seconds
text on LJ on AO3
download from the audioficarchive (21MB)

Title: The Next Journey
Author: [livejournal.com profile] araine
Fandom:
Young Wizard
Highlighted Character: Nita Callahan
Pairing: Nita/Kit
Rating: G~PG
Warning: major character deaths (it's Young Wizards! it's ok! I promise!)
Summary: When she wakes up in Timeheart, it isn’t elysian fields and shimmering marble gates. The sky is blue and there is sand beneath her fingertips and she can smell brine and hear the ocean washing in and out.
Length: 9 minutes 46 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive (9MB)


Title: Women's Work
Author: [personal profile] philomytha
Fandom:
Vorkosiverse
Highlighted Character: Countess Julia Vorlightly (OC: Cetagandan Occupation)
Pairing: Countess Julia Vorlightly/Ghem Colonel Tyr Alait (OC/OC)
Rating: Mature
Warning: minor character death, elements of dub-con
Summary: Countess Julia Vorlightly plays her part in the Resistance.
Length: 7 minutes 26 seconds
text on AO3
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LADIES!

Aug. 2nd, 2012 09:46 pm
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Title: Few So Generous
Author: [livejournal.com profile] galaxysoup
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Thor
Highlighted Character: Freya
Pairing: Freya/Odin
Rating: G
Summary: After Odin falls into the Odinsleep, Frigga takes up her husband’s spear and the rule of Asgard.
Length: 19 minutes 29 seconds
text at AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo - more articulation

Title: For Children
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cathalin
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Natasha
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: It's crept up on Natasha without her realizing it.
Length: 5 minutes 32 seconds
text on LJ on AO3 on DW
download from the audioficarchive

Title: History of the Kings of Britain
Author: [livejournal.com profile] livii
Fandom:
Doctor Who (Classic and New)
Highlighted Character: Brigadier Bambera
Pairing: Bambera/Ancelin
Rating: G
Summary: Ancelyn and Bambera: happily ever after, with sword fights.
Length: 9 minutes 57 seconds
text on the Doctor Who Archive
download from the audioficarchive

Title: Her Boss's Keeper
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sholio
Fandom:
White Collar
Highlighted Character: Diana Barrigan
Pairing: Diana/Christie
Rating: G
Summary: Diana has been working for the White Collar division for all of a week before she figures out that her new boss is, in fact, a thin shell of grouch over a marshmallow center.
Length: 16 minutes 20 seconds
text on AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive


Title: Five People Who Caught Darcy Doodling
Author: [livejournal.com profile] seawench
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Darcy Lewis
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: Darcy can't always taser people to work out her frustration. 
Length: 7 minutes 24 seconds
text on AO3 on LJ
download from the audioficarchive

Title: Bros!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alchemyalice
Fandom:
Avengers
Highlighted Character: Darcy Lewis
Pairing: past Darcy/Tony
Rating: G~PG
Summary: In which Darcy remembers something that Tony (mostly) doesn't, Jane is rendered awkward, and there is some snarking about polka-dot bras.
Length: 6 minutes 56 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive
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Title: Your History Written in Time and Stars
Author: [livejournal.com profile] such_heights
Fandom:
Doctor Who (New)
Highlighted Character: Donna Noble
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Summary: Donna's forgotten. The universe hasn't.
Length: 9 minutes 10 seconds
text on LJ on AO3
download from the audioficarchive

Title: The Next Journey
Author: [livejournal.com profile] araine
Fandom:
Young Wizard
Highlighted Character: Nita Callahan
Pairing: Nita/Kit
Rating: G~PG
Warning: major character deaths (it's Young Wizards! it's ok! I promise!)
Summary: When she wakes up in Timeheart, it isn’t elysian fields and shimmering marble gates. The sky is blue and there is sand beneath her fingertips and she can smell brine and hear the ocean washing in and out.
Length: 9 minutes 46 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive


Title: Women's Work
Author: [livejournal.com profile] philomytha
Fandom:
Vorkosiverse
Highlighted Character: Countess Julia Vorlightly (OC: Cetagandan Occupation)
Pairing: Countess Julia Vorlightly/Ghem Colonel Tyr Alait (OC/OC)
Rating: Mature
Warning: minor character death, elements of dub-con
Summary: Countess Julia Vorlightly plays her part in the Resistance.
Length: 7 minutes 26 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive

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Title: 5 Ways Gabriel Could Have Returned
Author/reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya 
Fandoms: Supernatural x Merlin (BBC) x Doctor Who x Stargate: Atlantis x Good Omens x Young Wizards
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: none
Length: 28 minutes
Author's Summary: AKA Gabriel pops in to see Arthur, chats with the Doctor, has a run-in with John and Rodney, doesn't get ahold of Aziraphale, just misses the Reconfiguration, and then goes home. AKA an excuse to get one of my favorite characters into many of my favorite fandoms. Still sad I couldn't work Marvel Loki in, but he just didn't fit *pouts* [Should still make some sense without knowledge of all fandoms, though it would help, Young Wizards in particular]
warnings: child abuse (narrowly averted), PTSD, angstangstangst
text at my LJ
Download: at mediafire


points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 1(SPN) + 1(Merlin) + 5(doctor who) + 1(SGA) + 5(good omens) + 10(young wizards) + 5(SPNgen) + 5(Merlingen) + 5 (DWgen) + 5(SGAgen) + 5(GOgen) + 10(YWgen) + 0 (language) = 5 + 3 +23 + 35 + 0 = 66