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Title: THE LOCKPICK IS HIS PENIS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This story contains such diverse and wonderful topics as iron underpants, Ereborean haute cuisine, Gandalf Being A Dick, Thorin's majestic hair, the cultural importance of fans, and far too much laughter to be coherent. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, with significant spoilers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. Also fuck you, and your mother, and your mother's goats.
Warnings: GIGGLES. Also goats and potatoes.
Length: 19 minutes 46 seconds


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Title: Loki Laufeyson: The Happy Hooker
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins and [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the long-suffering [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: Thor, Avengers (it's distinctly in both! honest!)
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
This story takes place in the Avengers movie'verse, and contains significant spoilers for the events of Thor, Thor 2: The Dark World, and The Avengers. In addition, it also contains such wonderful topics as fiberarts, family history, zombie goats, Etsy, yarn, did I mention the knitting and crocheting and fiber arts?, family feelings, big brothers, little brothers, socks, and hipster moms. Also, a lot of laughter, A LOT A LOT of laughter. And also terrible puns. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Thor/Jane, and also a couple moments of spoilers for X-Men: First Class. (The collective Yarn Feelings of this story are intense. Brace yourself appropriately, before listening.)

Warnings: FEELS. also giggles.
Length: 27 minutes 42 seconds


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Title: THOSE TIGHTS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the ever-lovely [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin (also background arwen/aragorn)
Rating: PG
Summary:
This story is rated PG, and contains additional tags for Alternate Universe - Ballet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plies, Pirouettes, The Nutcracker, Professional Ballet Company, Overbearing Fathers, Under-achieving Sons, Daddy Please Love Me, Thranduil's A+ Parenting, Gandalf Is A Dick, Ambient Train Noises. This story includes the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, and was recorded while on public transportation. It was a very spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment, beautiful moment of fangirl friendship... and hopefully, the background noise adds to that feeling of spontaneity, and enhances your listening experience. And hey - now you know the order of train stops for the train into New York City!

Warnings: ALL THE TRAIN NOISES. Also surprise tour-guiding.
Length: 28 minutes 47 seconds


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points: LOCKPICK = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x2(time) = 10


THE   HAPPY   HOOKER = ( 5(thor)+1(avengers) + 5(thor/jane) )x3 = 33


THOSE   TIGHTS = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x3(time) = 30



THEREFORE kalakirya, reenajenkins and analise010 each get 73 points

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Title: Companions the Doctor Never Had: Neal, Peter and Diana
Author: [personal profile] thingswithwings
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Three and Sarah Jane meet Neal, Peter, and Diana.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 33 seconds
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Title: Code Switching
Author:[archiveofourown.org profile] dira_sudis
Reader:
[personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: due South
Pairings: RayK/Fraser
Rating: explicit/NC-17
Summary: "Eh, Fraser. J'suis ben paqueté."
Warnings: none
Length: 16 minutes 42 seconds
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Title: Treed!Stiles and Fireman!Derek
Author: [personal profile] fire_juggler
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating: general
Summary: Stiles gets trapped in a tree. Derek is the one who rescues him. IDEK.
Warnings: depiction of a panic attack
Length: 12 minutes 23 seconds
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Title: Dwarves and Endearments
Author: [tumblr.com profile] darthstitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo
Rating: general
Reader's Summary: fluffity-fluffity-fluff-fluff-fluff
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 45 seconds
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Title: Dwarves are by Nature a Very Private People
Author: [tumblr.com profile] darthstitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo
Rating: general
Reader's Summary: fluffity-fluffity-fluff-fluff-fluff
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 37 seconds
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Title: Daily Atrocities Perpetuated by Blair Sandburg
Author: [personal profile] esteefee 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Sentinel
Pairings: Blair/Jim
Rating: explicit/NC-17
Summary: As Compiled and Edited by Det. Sgt. James Ellison, Cascade Police Department
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 51 seconds
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Title: Signal Markers of Anal-Retentiveness in the Modern-Day Sentinel
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] esteefee 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Sentinel
Pairings: Jim/Blair
Rating: mature/R
Summary: by Dr. Blair Sandburg, Ph.D.
Warnings:
Length: 2 minutes 45 seconds
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Title: The Slayer, the Watcher and the Mage
Author: [personal profile] sahiya
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar/Buffy
Pairings: Peter/El, Peter/El/Neal
Rating: general
Summary: In which El is a vampire slayer, Peter is a watcher, and Neal is a wayward sorcerer.
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 06 seconds
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points: (5(WC)+ 5(DW)+ 5(gen)+5(gen)x1 = 20
points: (5(dS) + 5(RayK/Fraser)) x 2(time) = 20
points: (5(TW) + 1(derek/stiles)) x 2(time) = 12
points: (5(hobbit) + 5(thorin/bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(hobbit) + 5(thorin/bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(tS) + 5(jim/blair)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(tS) + 5(jim/blair)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(WC) + 5(BtVS))+ 5(peter/el) +5(peter/el/neal))x2(time) = 40

total for this post: 132

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3 (companions) (code) (treed) (endearments) (private) (atrocities) (markers) (slayer, watcher, mage)
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Title: Fireside Tales
Author: [personal profile] darth_stitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: I’ve a fireside tale myself, though I didn’t know at first that I’d walked right into a ghost story.
The silly thing was I didn’t even take more than a few steps out my door. Then again, what was it that Mad Baggins used to say? It’s a dangerous thing, just going out your door. Just taking those first few steps on the Road and it will bring you to all sorts of places, all sorts of adventures.

Warnings: character death (but it's happy! Honest!)
Length: 9 minutes 09 seconds
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points: (5(hobbit) + 5(Thorin/Bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10

Title: The Graffiti on Your Body (Too Easy to Wreck remix)
Author: [profile] lady_krysis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Angel/Raven
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In Angel's life, it's always a jackass with something.
Warnings: post-canon
Length:  4 minutes 19 seconds
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points: (5(XMFC) + 10(Raven Darkholme/Angel Salvadore)) x 1(time) = 15

Title: No Time Like The Present, No Time To Waste
Author: [personal profile] helens78
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Summary: The thing about Armando that turns Alex on is: he's not afraid of people. Alex doesn't usually make moves on people this fast, but with all the possibilities Armando presents, how can he not?
Warnings:
Length:  12 minutes 38 seconds
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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando Munoz/Alex Summers)) x 2(time) = 10

Title: Hold On To Me (Like a Shadow or a Friend remix)
Author: [profile] lady_krysis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Darwin's alive, and it's a reality that Alex can't let go of.
Warnings: post-canon
Length: 5 minutes 12 seconds
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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando/Alex)) x 1(time) = 10


total points for this post: 10 + 15 + 10 + 10 = 45

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Title: An(other) Unexpected Journey
authors: leupagus and gyzym
Reader: kalakirya and analise010
Fandom: Lord of the Rings/the Hobbit
Pairing: crack/insanity/crack
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and analise010 mull over the possibility of Bilbo and Thorin and Co. getting the Ring to Mount Doom a few decades earlier.
Length: analise010 as leupagus (4:22) kalakirya as leupagus (5:08)
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Title: Will the Real King of Gondor Please Stand Up
authors: nat and gyzym
Reader: kalakirya and analise010
Fandom: Lord of the Rings chatfics
Pairing: minor Aragorn/Arwen, Legolas/Gimli but mostly crack/insanity/crack
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and analise010 fall over themselves laughing at the size of Aragorn's failboat.
Length: analise010 as gyzym (7:41) kalakirya as gyzym (7:27)
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Title: Let's Play Ball
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Length: 17 minutes
Author's Summary: Someone slips something into Neal's drink. He has an allergic reaction.
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points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 17

Title: The Two Men in a Bed Affair
Author: [personal profile] laceymcbain
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Man from UNCLE
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen (shading to pre-slash, but mostly gen)
Length: 23 minutes
Author's Summary: Ten vignettes in which Illya and Napoleon share a bed.
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points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing: gen)  + 0 (language) = 18

Title: To Sail Against the Tide
Author: [personal profile] grey_bard
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Lord of the Rings
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 11 minutes
Author's Summary: Four things the official histories of Middle Earth left out.
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points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 17

Title: The 100 Word Affair (Man from UNCLE drabbles)
Author: [personal profile] xparrot
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Man from UNCLE
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 5 minutes
Author's Summary: 100-word MUNCLE stories.
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points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 16

[community profile] amplificathon points total: 68
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Title: Let's Play Ball
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Length: 17 minutes
Author's Summary: Someone slips something into Neal's drink. He has an allergic reaction.
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points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 17

Title: The Two Men in a Bed Affair
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] laceymcbain
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Man from UNCLE
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen (shading to pre-slash, but mostly gen)
Length: 23 minutes
Author's Summary: Ten vignettes in which Illya and Napoleon share a bed.
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points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing: gen)  + 0 (language) = 18

Title: To Sail Against the Tide
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] grey_bard
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Lord of the Rings
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 11 minutes
Author's Summary: Four things the official histories of Middle Earth left out.
text at author's site at AO3
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points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 17

Title: The 100 Word Affair (Man from UNCLE drabbles)
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] xparrot
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Man from UNCLE
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 5 minutes
Author's Summary: 100-word MUNCLE stories.
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points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 16

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points total: 68