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Fandom: MCU
Characters/Pairing: Darcy & Avengers, Darcy/Steve
Rating: teen and up
Content Notes: no archive warnings apply
Length: 59:12
Performer Links: shmaylor
Author: sevenfoxes
Summary: Seven times the Avengers' weapons have liked Darcy better (and one time the Avenger liked her even more).


Reccer Notes: Shmaylor does a really nice job with everyone's voice, but most especially Darcy. The way she reads Darcy's snarky asides brings both the character and the story to life, and the whole thing is just really fun. Her complete disgust at Bucky and Steve talking about Twilight gives me liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife :D

Fanwork Link(s): on AO3
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Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe/Welcome to Nightvale
Characters/Pairing: Jasper Sitwell/Jemma Simmons, background Clint/Coulson
Rating: general audiences
Content Notes: creator chose not to warn (crack, homophobic language, hydra, general nightvale weirdness)
Length: 2:40:01
Performer Links: daroos (ably assisted by artzbots, blackglass, girlwithabubblegun, kalakirya, opalsong, reena_jenkins, and sabinelagrande)
Author: pagination
Cover Artist: reena_jenkins
Summary: The thing is, when an agent reaches clearance level five, it’s because they’re valuable, capable of something an exponentially diminishing few can offer in the ranks of SHIELD. Clint Barton, his personal issues notwithstanding, is unstoppable behind a scope. Jim Woo is an analyst and extractor par excellence. Melinda May has infiltrated half the presidential offices of Asia, and Phil Coulson has an instinct for the unusual that could be the basis of an entire TV show.

Jasper’s less certain what he brings to the party



Reccer Notes: ok, so yes, I'm in this, but the fact that I love it has relationship to anything else about it. Though there are a bunch of podficcers credited, it's really daroos' baby: she voiced Sitwell and did all the production, while everyone else does guest voices on individual characters. The overall effect is very NIghtvale-y, which in my opinion balances the MCU-focus of the plot and characters very nicely. The guest voices are quite good, but Daroos' Sitwell is excellent, and give the character a lot more depth than he got in the MCU itself - even if that depth comes by way of a mismatched dick and Formless Seed of Evil. It makes sense in context.
Unless you particularly avoid music in podfic, I recommend the music version - the music adds an amazing dimension to the whole thing; my favorite is In the Hall of the Mountain King, which is one of my favorite uses of music in podfic of all time :D


Fanwork Link(s): on AO3
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Title: The Roughest Day
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] elspethdixon and [archiveofourown.org profile] seanchai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Marvel 616
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Steve is in a motorcycle accident, Tony catches a cold, and someone is after the New Avengers.
content notes: none
Length: 4 hours 51 minutes 13 seconds
text at AO3


download (thank you paraka <3) as an mp3 (267MB) or as a podbook (151MB)

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recorded for [personal profile] paraka, as part of the April 2015 fandom_aid fundraiser for the earthquakes in Nepal
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Title: But We Can Try
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hetrez
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Bucky said, "These are love letters, Rogers. You've been drawing me love letters."
content notes: depression, knifeplay
Length: 1 hour 13 minutes 28 seconds
text at AO3

for ruka_nanjou

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Title: Staring at Emotion
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] nerdwegian
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Pairings: Skye/Jemma
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: "You got drugged," Jemma says with a slight apologetic wince. One of her hands smooths Skye's hair back from her forehead, and it feels really nice.
Warnings: non-consensual drugging
Length: 9 minutes 51 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Hurry Up and Wait
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] topaz
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Natasha/Clint, Natasha & Steve, Steve & Clint
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Steve is good at waiting. You can learn a lot about people that way.
Warnings:
Length: 36 minutes 07 seconds
text at AO3


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Fandom: Avengers
Characters/Pairing: Natasha Romanov/Maria Hill, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers
Rating: not rated (text is rated teen and up)
Content Notes: none
Length: 44:58
Performer Links: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins and [archiveofourown.org profile] sisi_rambles
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] emmypenny
Cover Artist: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins
Summary: "Natasha becomes an internet phenomenon. It's nothing that she was ever trained for."



Reccer Notes: this podfic makes me so incredibly happy - just so, so happy. Reena_jenkins' narration is, as always, perfect: Natasha's snark is biting, Maria's done-with-everything-ness drips just that, Darcy is simply adorable. Sisi_rambles reads the tweets with, as applicable, meanness, sarcasm, and pride, and they slot right in with the rest of the narration. Having a different voice for the tweets was a good choice - it reinforces the difference between the real world narration and the social media, and as the point of the social media is to bring other people together, it's a really nice juxtaposition. Also A++++ music choice :DDD

Fanwork Link(s): archive of our own
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Title: Natalia Alianova, early 1941
Author: [personal profile] sageness | [archiveofourown.org profile] sageness
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: "When was she ever a child, except in her dreams?"
Warnings: Natasha's backstory (brainwashing, child abuse), brief animal harm (wild predation)
Length: 27 minutes 25 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: feel your heart and it's glowing series
Author: [personal profile] egelantier | [archiveofourown.org profile] egelantier
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: build a house, call it home
Warnings: everyone's backstories
Length: 52 minutes 26 seconds
text at AO3


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stream part 1: for a root, for a leaf, for a branch, for a tree (8:47)



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stream part 2: if home is where the heart is, then we're all just fucked (26:36)



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stream part 3: catch me drinking of your wine (17:02)


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Title: Let Me Grow Young
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Vera_DragonMuse
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Between heroic deeds and misadventures, Gamora accidentally does the things she missed out on in childhood.
Warnings: none
Length: 39 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Senatorial Harbor, Indemnity, Embankment, and Lightsaber Defense
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabinelagrande
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers/Star Wars fusion
Pairings: Clint/Phil
Rating: Teen and Up/PG13
Summary: Jedi Master Coulson and his padawan take on their first assignment. This goes about as well as you might expect.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 hours 10 minutes 25 seconds
text at AO3


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recorded for sabinelagrande


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Title: The More Things Change
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] icarus_chained
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and he who shall be known as LegoAss
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: A quick conversation between Nick Fury and a dimensionally-misplaced J'onn J'onzz.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (2.74MB)


...unedited version



crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3



look, what can I say, my boyfriend wanted in on the podfic thing! it was his idea, honest! (his pseud was also his idea. honest.)



points for kalakirya: 1 x (1+5+5+5) = 16 ; 1 x (1+5) = 6   => 22


points for LegoAss: 1 x (1+5+5+5+10) = 26 ; 1 x (1+5+10) = 16  => 42
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Title: Put Away Childish Things
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] arsenic
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Tony/Pepper, Tony/Pepper/Clint/Natasha/Phil/Thor/Jane/Bruce/Steve
Rating: R/mature (not for sex. I'll do that podfic another time. see warnings)
Author's Summary: Tony and Clint are captured by villains who can only get what they want from a child-Tony. So, obviously, they de-age him. Because comics.
Reader's Summary: one hour of hurt, two-and-a-half hours of comfort, 45 minutes of found family feels
Warnings: child abuse, torture, de-aging, hurt/comfort LISTEN TO THE WARNINGS GUYS I MEAN IT
Length: 4 hours 29 minutes 41 seconds
text at AO3


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no cover. not because I was running out of time (I've been working on this for several months and have a BAZILLION covers - but none felt right. so no cover)

points: 8 x (1 + 5 +10) = 128


crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3


I'll be honest guys: this podfic has practically nothing to do with amplificathon and everything to do with the fact that it found my id's buttons and played whack-a-mole with them.
(that having been said, I was good and restrained myself from claiming points for every single combination of this OT9 - tony/pepper is because it's plot-relevant, but the endgame is OT9).
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Title: Five Times Clint Used Sex to Recruit a Villain to SHIELD
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] storiesfortravellers
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers, Xmen First Class, Arrow (tv series)
Pairings: Clint/Phil, Clint/Bucky/OC, Clint/Erik Lehnsherr, Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Clint/Slade Wilson, Clint/Oliver Queen, Clint/Wade Wilson
Rating: R/Mature
Summary: Five snippets about Clint's unconventional recruitment techniques, and Coulson's long-suffering attitude toward his methods.
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 57 seconds
text at AO3


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points: 2(time)x (1(avengers)+5(XMFC)+5(arrow)+5(clint/phil)+10(clint/bucky/OC)+10(clint/erik)+5(erik/charles)+10(clint/slade)+10(clint/oliver queen)+10(clint/wade)) = 122


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Title: THE LOCKPICK IS HIS PENIS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This story contains such diverse and wonderful topics as iron underpants, Ereborean haute cuisine, Gandalf Being A Dick, Thorin's majestic hair, the cultural importance of fans, and far too much laughter to be coherent. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, with significant spoilers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. Also fuck you, and your mother, and your mother's goats.
Warnings: GIGGLES. Also goats and potatoes.
Length: 19 minutes 46 seconds


download as an mp3 (18MB)

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Title: Loki Laufeyson: The Happy Hooker
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins and [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the long-suffering [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: Thor, Avengers (it's distinctly in both! honest!)
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
This story takes place in the Avengers movie'verse, and contains significant spoilers for the events of Thor, Thor 2: The Dark World, and The Avengers. In addition, it also contains such wonderful topics as fiberarts, family history, zombie goats, Etsy, yarn, did I mention the knitting and crocheting and fiber arts?, family feelings, big brothers, little brothers, socks, and hipster moms. Also, a lot of laughter, A LOT A LOT of laughter. And also terrible puns. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Thor/Jane, and also a couple moments of spoilers for X-Men: First Class. (The collective Yarn Feelings of this story are intense. Brace yourself appropriately, before listening.)

Warnings: FEELS. also giggles.
Length: 27 minutes 42 seconds


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Title: THOSE TIGHTS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the ever-lovely [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin (also background arwen/aragorn)
Rating: PG
Summary:
This story is rated PG, and contains additional tags for Alternate Universe - Ballet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plies, Pirouettes, The Nutcracker, Professional Ballet Company, Overbearing Fathers, Under-achieving Sons, Daddy Please Love Me, Thranduil's A+ Parenting, Gandalf Is A Dick, Ambient Train Noises. This story includes the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, and was recorded while on public transportation. It was a very spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment, beautiful moment of fangirl friendship... and hopefully, the background noise adds to that feeling of spontaneity, and enhances your listening experience. And hey - now you know the order of train stops for the train into New York City!

Warnings: ALL THE TRAIN NOISES. Also surprise tour-guiding.
Length: 28 minutes 47 seconds


download as an mp3 (25MB)

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STREAMING HERE



points: LOCKPICK = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x2(time) = 10


THE   HAPPY   HOOKER = ( 5(thor)+1(avengers) + 5(thor/jane) )x3 = 33


THOSE   TIGHTS = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x3(time) = 30



THEREFORE kalakirya, reenajenkins and analise010 each get 73 points

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Title: HD 181068
Author: [personal profile] saathi1013
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Thor/Avengers
Pairings: Darcy/Jane, Jane/Thor, Darcy/Jane/Thor
Rating: mature/R
Summary: "Hierarchical triple systems comprise a close binary and a more distant component." - www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Darcy’s been cagey in regards to the whole 'bi' topic, because it’s complicated. Or, okay, people think it’s complicated, but it really isn't and she doesn't want to handle the barrage of inevitable questions.

Especially not from Jane, who asks questions like it’s her job (which it kinda is) and might cotton on to the fact that Darcy thinks she’s hot. Like, 'Jodie Foster in Contact' hot, except without the interstellar daddy issues.

(Later, Darcy will remember this thought and laugh and laugh. And maybe also want to cry.)



Warnings: none
spoilers: takes Thor1 and the Avengers into account, but not Agents of Shield or Thor2
Length: 1 hours 12 minutes 00 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: Robot Trip
Author: [personal profile] copperbadge | [archiveofourown.org profile] copperbadge 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: gen (background Tony/Pepper)
Rating: PG13/Teen and Up
Summary: Tony is driving from Malibu to Manhattan with a robot in the back seat and Captain America riding escort at Pepper's behest. What could possibly go wrong?
Warnings: Robot Feels. Also kazoos.
Length: 57 minutes 05 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: you need a rock not a rolling stone
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] topaz | [personal profile] topaz119
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Darcy/Clint
Rating: NC17/explicit
Summary: The first time Darcy gets kidnapped by a mad scientist, it is not her fault.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 hours 53 minutes 19 seconds
text at AO3


download (right-click) or stream (left-click) as an mp3 (191MB) or as a a podbook (142MB)



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crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3, that LJ darcy/clint comm whose name I can't remember
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Title: i have seen nearly every city
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pprfaith
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Avengers
Pairings: none
Rating: none
Summary: Buffy Summers and Natasha Romanov keep meeting. Eventually, they stop questioning it.
Warnings: none
Length: 25 minutes 11 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (24MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(fandom:buffy)+5(buffy:gen)+5(fandom:avengers) + 5(avengers:gen)+) x 3(time) = 60

from AO3, amplificathon at DW, amplificathon at LJ

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Title: In All The World
Author: [personal profile] wallhaditcoming 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (Sentinel fusion, but not enough to tag with that fandom)
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: PG-13 / Teen and Up
Summary: In a world where Sentinels, people with five heightened senses, bond mentally and spiritually with Guides, people gifted with empathetic powers, Tony Stark has spent thirty-three years overwhelmed by the emotions of those around him and running from his own. Sentinel Steve Rogers wakes up sixty years out of his own time and struggles to deal with the massive amount of new sensory input while trying to find his footing in a New York very different from the one he knew. When they finally find each other, how will their bond change them?
Cautions: Sentinel AUs typically involve a soulmate-type trope. This one notes that Tony and Steve are not each other's be-all-and-end-all, and that they waited for each other not out of necessity, but choice. If you have any questions about it, feel free to comment on this post or message me.
Length: 1 hours 33 minutes 46 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioarchive as a zipped mp3 (86MB) as a zipped podbook (m4b) (44MB)

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points: (5(fandom) + 5(Tony/Steve)) x 5(time) = 50

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