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Title: truth to tell
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] halwen
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: gen
Summary: Truth to tell, Kima hasn’t thought of Allura in days.
content notes: set during episode 14
Length: 3:37
text at AO3

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Title: private things private
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: gen
Summary: Allura likes to keep her private things private.
content notes: none
Length: 2:40
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Title: thankful
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: In the underdark, Kima is thankful to Vox Machina. She doesn’t want to be.
content notes: set around episode 7-ish
Length: 3:37
text at AO3

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Title: each according to their nature
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sixthlight
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Rivers of London
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: “What kind?” Nightingale asked, like that was any sort of reasonable question when wings.
content notes: none
Length: 00:31:39
text at AO3


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Title: Post Facto
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Aral breaks an oath he made to Simon.
content notes: gen consent issues
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3

for [twitter.com profile] ailisT as part of #ITPE

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Title: Sparrow
Author: [personal profile] hedda62 | [archiveofourown.org profile] hedda62
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest/Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: ImpSec analyst Harold Finch and ex-Armsman John Reese are both lonely outsiders; together, they fight crime. Though that will change, if Simon Illyan has anything to say about it.

AU-PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover (in other words, no one herein has ever seen New York). Some spoilers for Barrayar, but should be more or less comprehensible to all readers.

content notes: Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 44 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Goshawk
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: As Simon Illyan burrows into Harold Finch's history and investigates threats against ImpSec, his interests and those of Finch and Reese inevitably come into conflict.

Sequel to Sparrow (which should probably be listened to first). AU PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover. Spoilers through Barrayar; references to PoI canon but no actual spoilers.


content notes: references to suicide, past rape and past torture; Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 42 minutes 05 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: not far from the vine
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sbqr
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the last airbender, avatar: legend of korra
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A little ficlet for velithya, who asked for "something with Mai and Katara post-series".
content notes: post-series, a character is mentioned to be passed on
Length: 6 minutes 47 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: endgame
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] terajk
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the last airbender
Pairings: mai/azula
Rating: general audiences
Summary: The silences are Mai's favorite part of the game.
content notes: post-series, a character is mentioned to be passed on
Length: 1 minutes 28 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Rough and Tumble
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] victoria_p
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the last airbender
Pairings: Suki/Ty Lee
Rating: mature
Summary: Suki sees what Ty Lee has to offer.
content notes: post-series
Length: 8 minutes 23 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: and the grand facade so soon will burn
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mardia
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: star trek xi
Pairings: (background, it's primarily gen) Nyota Uhura/Spock, James Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: Five times McCoy leaned on Uhura for advice or support.
Warnings: violence/intensity on par with the movie
Length: 24 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain, chapters 1-10
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive ma
Length: ~2 hours 20 minutes 45 seconds
text at AO3



okay, here's where it gets complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. SO:

download zipped mp3s with music here (129MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (125MB)

download podbook with music here (100MB)

download podbook without music here (97.5MB)

streaming for all chapters is here
chapters 11-20 are here
chapters 21-27
the whole shebang is here
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Title: Going On
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mautadite
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Sleepy Hollow
Pairings: Jenny & Abbie Mills
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Five moments in a Mills sisters Christmas. (The half has never been told.)
Warnings: none
Length: 29 minutes 34 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Sovereign
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mautadite
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Xena: Warrior Princess
Pairings: Xena/Gabrielle
Rating: general audiences
Summary: How to create a princess. Xena, Gabrielle, and the demystification of the process. (Coda to 1x10, Hooves and Harlots.)
Warnings: none
Length: 8 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Natalia Alianova, early 1941
Author: [personal profile] sageness | [archiveofourown.org profile] sageness
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: "When was she ever a child, except in her dreams?"
Warnings: Natasha's backstory (brainwashing, child abuse), brief animal harm (wild predation)
Length: 27 minutes 25 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: feel your heart and it's glowing series
Author: [personal profile] egelantier | [archiveofourown.org profile] egelantier
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: build a house, call it home
Warnings: everyone's backstories
Length: 52 minutes 26 seconds
text at AO3


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stream part 2: if home is where the heart is, then we're all just fucked (26:36)



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stream part 3: catch me drinking of your wine (17:02)


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Title: Night of the Mannequins
Author: [personal profile] cosmic_llin | [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: Myka doesn't even like Halloween
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 42 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Birthday Bash
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mtgat
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: She-Ra
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: The birthday party is the most lavish celebration Adora has ever experienced in her own honor.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 39 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Simplicity
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ayries
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: none
Rating:G
Summary: Luna is agender/non-binary and matter of fact about it.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 10 seconds
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Title: Camouflage
Author: [personal profile] ambyr | [archiveofourown.org profile] ambyr
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: "But Mai," Ty Lee protested, "You came to Kyoshi Island so no one could find you!"
Warnings: none
Length: 49 seconds
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Title: Fads
Author: [personal profile] cosmic_llin | [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek DS9
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: Major Kira thinks things have gone far enough.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 minutes 42 seconds
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Title: On the Wind
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] shobogan
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Legend of Korra
Pairings: none
Rating:gen
Summary: Jinora doesn't know how to say that the sun doesn't look at them and see a girl, that the bison don't call them sister or daughter.
Warnings: internalized cissexism
Length: 2 minutes 47 seconds
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Title: untitled
Author: [personal profile] thingswithwings | [archiveofourown.org profile] thingswithwings
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Ace McShane/Seventh Doctor
Rating: G
Summary: rhivolution prompted: Ace is feminine when it suits hir, but that doesn't mean ze's a girl.
Warnings:
Length: 2 minutes 26 seconds
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Title: Enlight
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] shobogan
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: DCU/Batgirl
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: With the help of those closest to her, Cassandra comes to a realisation.
Warnings: discussion of rape culture and harassment
Length: 7 minutes 01 seconds
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Title: Electric
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] pendrearc
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Awesome Lady: Root
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Into the sequence of If-Then statements that codes the physical world someone has fired the event of her face meeting rough brick, and her body handles this as it is programmed to. She’d like to shuffle it all off like a snake, leave the dried husk behind to be buried wherever they hide girls that don’t matter.
Warnings: canon-typical violence
Length: 6 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3





Title: First Blood
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek TNG/DS9
Awesome Lady: Lwaxana Troi
Rating: General
Summary: Lwaxana Troi is a woman who would kill to protect her children.
Warnings: Dominion War
Length: 2 minutes 22 seconds
text at AO3




Title: where you go, i go
Author: <[archiveofourown.org profile] EllieMurasaki
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: 19th century civic allegory
Awesome Ladies: Justice, Liberty, Truth
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Hey, same-sex marriage is legal now in some places, so why not?
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 18 seconds
text at AO3




Title: New Discoveries in Plastic
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] alba17
Readers: [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Morgana/Morgause
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Morgause introduces Morgana to a new sex toy.
Warnings: none
Length: 5 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Let Me Grow Young
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Vera_DragonMuse
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Between heroic deeds and misadventures, Gamora accidentally does the things she missed out on in childhood.
Warnings: none
Length: 39 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Self Defense (One Black Man, Two White Men, One Jew, Two Homosexuals, and Three Mutants in a Taxi)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] kindkit
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Xmen First Class
Pairings: background/inferred Erik/Charles
Rating: G/gen
Summary: A talk on the way from New York to Virginia.
Warnings: period-appropriate homophobic and transphobic slurs
Length: 5 minutes 26 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Introductions (of the Unexpected Kind)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] amareus
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: none
Rating: G/gen
Summary: Uninvited guests can be the best kind.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 2 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The More Things Change
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] icarus_chained
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and he who shall be known as LegoAss
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: A quick conversation between Nick Fury and a dimensionally-misplaced J'onn J'onzz.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3


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look, what can I say, my boyfriend wanted in on the podfic thing! it was his idea, honest! (his pseud was also his idea. honest.)



points for kalakirya: 1 x (1+5+5+5) = 16 ; 1 x (1+5) = 6   => 22


points for LegoAss: 1 x (1+5+5+5+10) = 26 ; 1 x (1+5+10) = 16  => 42
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Title: The Sons of Durin
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] kivrineagle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: the argument can be made for both gen and Thorin/Bilbo (the pairing only happens in the second-to-last line of the story)
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a simple, quiet life. He likes his solitude and his predictable routine.
The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home.
But when Bilbo is dragged into the midst of the group as their unwilling burglar, his life will take a turn for the terrifying, and everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.


Warnings: this story is pretty intense - highlight -> this is an everybody lives AU, but it doesn't look like it will be for awhile there. this leads to some despairing thoughts that may be disturbing <- or listen to the "title, warnings and spoilers" stream farther down
Length: 10 hours 52 minutes 43 seconds
text at AO3


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covers (one per chapter, because why not) by me, of which is this a sample



points: 30(time) x (5(fandom)+5(pairing)) = 300

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Title: They've All Gone to Look for America (The Doctor's Note Remix)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] pocky_slash
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)/The West Wing
Pairings: none
Rating: G/general
Summary: The Doctor always seems to know when the Bartlet senior staff needs a break.
Warnings: none
Length: 25 minutes 21 seconds
text at AO3


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points: 3(time) x (5(dw:fandom)+5(ww:fandom)+5(dw:gen)+5(ww:gen)) = 60


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Title: Worst. Rescue. Ever.
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] netgirl_y2k
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: none
Rating: G/general
Summary: It was more of a kidnapping than a rescue
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 46 seconds
text at AO3


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Scroll to the bottom for the podbook anthology and zipped mp3 folder



Title:
Late Nights
Author: [personal profile] idyll | [archiveofourown.org profile] idyll
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya | [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Leverage
Pairings: Parker/Eliot/Alec
Rating: PG
Summary: tumblr fic for the prompt Hardison/Parker/Eliot, late nights ♥
Warnings: post-series
Length: 4 minutes 04 seconds
text on idyll's tumblr


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Title: eliot realising he's in love with hardison and parker
b>Author: [personal profile] idyll | [archiveofourown.org profile] idyll
Pairings: Parker/Eliot/Alec
Rating: PG
Summary: Eliot realising he is in love with Hardison/Parker
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 16 seconds
text on idyll's tumblr


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Title: eliot spencer meets captain america
Author: [personal profile] idyll | [archiveofourown.org profile] idyll
Pairings: Parker/Eliot/Alec
Fandoms: Leverage/Avengers crossover
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Oooh, a crossover? Steve Rogers and Eliot?
Warnings: violence
Length: 11 minutes 02 seconds
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Title: Plan A
Author: [personal profile] gala_apples | [archiveofourown.org profile] gala_apples
Pairings: Parker/Eliot/Alec
Rating: R/teen
Summary: Four times they worshiped each other, and one time someone else did.
Warnings: none
Length: 9 minutes 23 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Same Old Song
Author: [personal profile] glorious_spoon | [archiveofourown.org profile] glorious_spoon
Pairings: none
Rating: PG
Summary: Five things the Leverage team know about each other.
Warnings: none
Length: 8 minutes 57 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: His Kind
Author: [personal profile] tigriswolf | [archiveofourown.org profile] tigriswolf
Pairings: Parker/Eliot/Alec
Rating: G/general
Summary: Sometimes, old warriors do get to retire.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 minutes 33 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: your body is a war zone but you are not a ruin
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] postcardmysters
Pairings: Parker/Eliot/Alec
Rating: NC17/explicit
Summary: “Make me a sandwich,” Parker says, so he does.

“Cut the damn wire,” says Hardison, so he does.

“Jump,” says Parker, says Hardison, and he never needs to ask, “How high?”

Warnings: blood, violence
Length: 14 minutes 27 seconds
text at AO3


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