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Title: Three-Point Turn
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] oliviacirce
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Fast and the Furious
Pairings: Ramsey/Tej/Roman, Brian/Dom/Letty/Mia (background)
Rating: explicit
Summary: "Maybe I'll stay," Ramsey says. "Just for a little while. Since I haven't got anywhere else I need to be." Or: Ramsey isn't looking for a home, but one finds her anyway.
content notes: none
Length: 1:28:24
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Title: Electric
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] pendrearc
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Awesome Lady: Root
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Into the sequence of If-Then statements that codes the physical world someone has fired the event of her face meeting rough brick, and her body handles this as it is programmed to. She’d like to shuffle it all off like a snake, leave the dried husk behind to be buried wherever they hide girls that don’t matter.
Warnings: canon-typical violence
Length: 6 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3





Title: First Blood
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek TNG/DS9
Awesome Lady: Lwaxana Troi
Rating: General
Summary: Lwaxana Troi is a woman who would kill to protect her children.
Warnings: Dominion War
Length: 2 minutes 22 seconds
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Title: where you go, i go
Author: <[archiveofourown.org profile] EllieMurasaki
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: 19th century civic allegory
Awesome Ladies: Justice, Liberty, Truth
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Hey, same-sex marriage is legal now in some places, so why not?
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 18 seconds
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Title: New Discoveries in Plastic
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] alba17
Readers: [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Morgana/Morgause
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Morgause introduces Morgana to a new sex toy.
Warnings: none
Length: 5 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Apparition
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan/Harry Potter
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Ivan was taught always to tell the truth to ImpSec.
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 36 seconds
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Title: Rescue Procedures
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan/Doctor Who
Pairings: Aral/Cordelia, Aral/Cordelia/River
Rating: gen
Summary: Aral is rescued from alien kidnappers by two dashing soldiers.
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 00 seconds
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Title: Aural Sex
Author: [personal profile] winged_mammal
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: Myka/HG
Rating: mature/R
Summary: For pornathon 2012, just a little spoken-word smut.
Warnings: bondage, dialogue-only
Length: 10 minutes 46 seconds
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Title: Hear It In The Thunder And The Rain
Author: [livejournal.com profile] funkyinfishnet | [archiveofourown.org profile] funkyinfishnet
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Spartacus
Pairings: Agron/Nasir, Saxa/Sibyl
Rating: teen/pg13
Summary: In a reclusive villa, a Roman woman, Laeta, expects a child. Her household is made up of free men and women, scarred, battered, and determined. They're not so strange in a world pulling itself back together. No one has any idea who they really are.
Warnings: post-finale, spoilers for the finale
Length: 17 minutes 33 seconds
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Title: An Ever-Fixed Mark
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] imperfectcircle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin (BBC)
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur/Gwen/Morgana (well, to be specific, it's Merlin/Arthur, Gwen/Morgana, Gwen/Arthur and Merlin/Morgana)
Rating: G/general audiences
Summary: Fusion with Ursula le Guin's planet O. In a world with very different marriage rules, a noble wedding and a magical threat still can't make Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana talk about their feelings.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 hours 53 minutes 18 seconds
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Title: Riding Shotgun, Going Nowhere
Author: [personal profile] wolfish_willow | [archiveofourown.org profile] wolfish_willow
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel/Castiel
Rating: NC17/Explicit
Summary: Sam knows he should just be happy with the relationship he's got with Gabriel and Castiel. He knows better than to fall in love with them. That doesn't stop him from wishing they had something more.
Warnings/Enticements: emotional hurt/comfort, insecurity
Length: 39 minutes 35 seconds
text at AO3

recorded for [personal profile] eosrose as part of a charity-thingy[personal profile] wolfish_willow[archiveofourown.org profile] wolfish_willow[personal profile] kalakirya[personal profile] eosrose

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Title: Taking In
Author: [personal profile] aria
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: I am the water, and the waves.
Warnings: none
Length: 14 minutes 33 seconds
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points: (5(fandom)+5(YW:gen))x2 = 20

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Title: Expository M-Mails
Author: [personal profile] pax 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairings: Nita/Kit, Nita/Ronan
Rating: general
Summary: How exactly did Kit ask Ronan to come help during Wizards at War? Spoilers for Wizards at War.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 27 seconds
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points: (5(fandom)+5(nita/kit)+10(new pairing - Nita Callahan/Ronan Nolan)x1 = 20

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Title: Automotive Testing Procedures
Author: [personal profile] pax 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Even wizards need hobbies.
Warnings: none
Length: 9 minutes 11 seconds
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points: (5(fandom)+5(YW_gen))x1 = 10

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Title: Fifty Things Wizards Can't do in the Myriad Worlds
Author: [personal profile] pax 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairings: none (but also everything possible. so really the main pairing is crack/crack)
Rating: general
Summary: Being a fine line of crack, which this fandom SORELY lacks, stolen wholesale from The Skippy List, itself an excellent bit of reading and splendiferous inspiration for any number of stories.
Warnings: crack
Length: 9 minutes 12 seconds
text at AO3
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points: (5(fandom)+5(YW:gen))x1 = 10

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total points for this post: 20+20+10+10 = 60

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Title: Wolf Man's Party
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] molly
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf, Supernatural
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, spoiler pairings (highlight if you're curious, though I recommend reading/listening first for maximum LOLs) Dean Winchester/Melissa McCall, Sam Winchester/Chris Argent/Victoria Argent
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: In which Dean and Sam Winchester investigate reports of a high school lacrosse team in Beacon Hills, California almost entirely comprised of werewolves, and the expedient application of chocolate chips to the problem first endangers, then saves, several lives.
Warnings: none
Length: 26 minutes 06 seconds
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Title: Overcome by Ordinary Contentment
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] dogeared
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: none
Rating: general/G
Summary: In which there are sandwiches and naps and an epic game of tag.
Warnings: fluff and sad in roughly equal measure
Length: 8 minutes 01 seconds
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points: (1(fandom-SPN) +5 (fandom-teenwolf)+1(Derek/Stiles) +5(Allison/Scott) +10(mystery pairing1) +10 (mystery pairing2) x 3(time) = 96
points: (5(fandom-teen wolf) + 5(teen wolf:gen)) x 1(time) = 10

total for this post = 106

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Title: Fireside Tales
Author: [personal profile] darth_stitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: I’ve a fireside tale myself, though I didn’t know at first that I’d walked right into a ghost story.
The silly thing was I didn’t even take more than a few steps out my door. Then again, what was it that Mad Baggins used to say? It’s a dangerous thing, just going out your door. Just taking those first few steps on the Road and it will bring you to all sorts of places, all sorts of adventures.

Warnings: character death (but it's happy! Honest!)
Length: 9 minutes 09 seconds
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points: (5(hobbit) + 5(Thorin/Bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10

Title: The Graffiti on Your Body (Too Easy to Wreck remix)
Author: [profile] lady_krysis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Angel/Raven
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In Angel's life, it's always a jackass with something.
Warnings: post-canon
Length:  4 minutes 19 seconds
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points: (5(XMFC) + 10(Raven Darkholme/Angel Salvadore)) x 1(time) = 15

Title: No Time Like The Present, No Time To Waste
Author: [personal profile] helens78
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Summary: The thing about Armando that turns Alex on is: he's not afraid of people. Alex doesn't usually make moves on people this fast, but with all the possibilities Armando presents, how can he not?
Warnings:
Length:  12 minutes 38 seconds
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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando Munoz/Alex Summers)) x 2(time) = 10

Title: Hold On To Me (Like a Shadow or a Friend remix)
Author: [profile] lady_krysis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Darwin's alive, and it's a reality that Alex can't let go of.
Warnings: post-canon
Length: 5 minutes 12 seconds
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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando/Alex)) x 1(time) = 10


total points for this post: 10 + 15 + 10 + 10 = 45

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Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So much so, in fact, that I've done... sixteen more XD Since there are so many of them, I've put streaming in for four of them as samples

ALL 16 AS A ZIP FILE (52 MB) from the audioficarchive

Stiles/Derek Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 43 seconds
text

Erica/Boyd Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 59 seconds
text

Allison/Lydia Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 3 seconds
text



Allison/Scott Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 29 seconds
text

Scott/Stiles Feels
time 3 minutes 32 seconds
text

Derek and Erica Go Shopping
time 2 minutes 11 seconds
text

Derek and Stiles as Puppies
time 39 seconds
text

Stiles/Derek Phone Sex
time 5 minutes 40 seconds
text

Derek is a Lumberjack and He's OK
time 5 minutes 28 seconds
text

Erica and Boyd and Photos
time 1 minute 40 seconds
text (I can't find it D:)

Boyd/Lydia Feels
time 1 minute 26 seconds
text

Boyd/Derek Feels
time 2 minutes 24 seconds
text

Kitten!Stiles and Pancakes
time 1 minute 43 seconds
text

Boyd/Derek Arthurian AU
time 1 minute 35 seconds
text

Scott and Stiles and Hugs
time 1 minute 32 seconds
text

Danny/Stiles Future fic (warning for character death)
time 2 minutes 45 seconds
text

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Title: Going Native
Author: dear_monday
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Good Omens
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Summary: "That's the trouble with this job," said Pollution gloomily, some weeks afterwards. The grass around his feet wilted, growing droopy and singularly unenthused-looking. "Very poor careers advice department."
notes: written and recorded as part of pod_together 2012
Length: 27 minutes
text at AO3
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Title: Just Kiss Me
Author: laeathearcher
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Scott/Isaac
Rating: PG
Summary: It had become a routine by accident - Isaac needed something to do and Scott always had something to do...
notes: written and recorded as a party favor of pod_together 2012
Length: 6 minutes
text at AO3
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Title: Love in the Three-Ninth Kingdom
Author: lavvyan
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Clint and Coulson are in mutually unrequited love. Natasha has no patience for their drama. And if the world were a nicer place to live in, she wouldn't have to deal with it.

Alas.

notes: written and recorded as a party favor for pod_together 2012
Length: 32 minutes
text at AO3
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