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Title: Past Imperfect
Author: [personal profile] thehoyden | [archiveofourown.org profile] thehoyden
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: explcit/nc-17
Summary: "You're being annoying, so no, I'd have to say this seems perfectly normal."
Warnings: none
Length: 14 minutes 26 seconds
text at AO3


download from the audioarchive as an mp3 (13.4MB) or as a podbook (7.44MB)


direct link (left-click to download, right-click to stream)

cover by me!



Title: I Would Find a Way
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] marguerite_26
Reader: [personal profile] jelazakazone and [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Merlin
Rating: explicit/no-17
Summary: The first time Merlin woke to see himself standing in the doorway of his chambers, he was startled so badly he tumbled out of bed.
content notes: self-cest, bondage, begging, sex magic, tentacles, sounding, mentions of bestiality, knotting
Length: 35 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3


download from the audioarchive as an mp3 (32.5MB) or as a podbook (18.8MB)


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Title: Important Angel Business
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] entangled_now
Readers: [personal profile] kdheart and [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Sam has no idea how Gabriel got his number.
Warnings: none
text at AO3

KDheart as Sam and kalakirya as Gabriel download (22:02)


Kalakirya as Sam and KDheart as Gabriel download (21:33)


OK, so KDheart and I have both recorded this story before; my version is here, and KDheart's version (a co-pod with sarshi) is here. But we were talking about repods/multipods, and how different podficcers reading the same story can produce different podfics, and how much fun it is to record a multivoiced podfic with someone in the same (metaphorical) space, and how this story is great and there can never be too many versions (majoline and tenoko1 have also podficced this story), and we decided to record it twice, switching off voices, to show how different (and similar, in some ways!) different recordings can be. Each of us edited the version in which we have Sam's voice, and we made different decisions about how breaths to leave in/take out, how much space to leave for the breaks, which takes to use, and so on. It was a fun excercise, and we hope that it's fun and interesting to listen to!

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things we discussed include
collaborations
the importance of warnings in podfics
the embodiment of podfic
commenting on podfic and visual art
feedback as a type of fanwork
recs as a type of fanwork
not!pod!fics


links to stuff we mentioned
Chaos War (kalakirya did podfic, yue_ix did art)
Do You Want to Date My Avatar (a multi-voice podfic directed by kalakirya with art by yue_ix)
they tell me their secrets (the sherlock collab podfic that yue_ix was a voice on that kalakirya squeed over)
Texts from Cephalopods (the podfic collab both yue_ix and kalakirya squeed over)
podfic-love (a podfic rec comm)
Definitely Not Toni Stark's Voice Diary (the thing bessyboo did that both yue_ix and kalakirya squeed over)


stream (26:18)


download as an mp3 (24MB)
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Title: Electric
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] pendrearc
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Awesome Lady: Root
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Into the sequence of If-Then statements that codes the physical world someone has fired the event of her face meeting rough brick, and her body handles this as it is programmed to. She’d like to shuffle it all off like a snake, leave the dried husk behind to be buried wherever they hide girls that don’t matter.
Warnings: canon-typical violence
Length: 6 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3





Title: First Blood
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek TNG/DS9
Awesome Lady: Lwaxana Troi
Rating: General
Summary: Lwaxana Troi is a woman who would kill to protect her children.
Warnings: Dominion War
Length: 2 minutes 22 seconds
text at AO3




Title: where you go, i go
Author: <[archiveofourown.org profile] EllieMurasaki
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: 19th century civic allegory
Awesome Ladies: Justice, Liberty, Truth
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Hey, same-sex marriage is legal now in some places, so why not?
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 18 seconds
text at AO3




Title: New Discoveries in Plastic
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] alba17
Readers: [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Morgana/Morgause
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Morgause introduces Morgana to a new sex toy.
Warnings: none
Length: 5 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The More Things Change
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] icarus_chained
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and he who shall be known as LegoAss
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: A quick conversation between Nick Fury and a dimensionally-misplaced J'onn J'onzz.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (2.74MB)


...unedited version



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look, what can I say, my boyfriend wanted in on the podfic thing! it was his idea, honest! (his pseud was also his idea. honest.)



points for kalakirya: 1 x (1+5+5+5) = 16 ; 1 x (1+5) = 6   => 22


points for LegoAss: 1 x (1+5+5+5+10) = 26 ; 1 x (1+5+10) = 16  => 42
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Title: A Matter of Life and Death
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] bethbethbeth
Reader: [personal profile] hananobira and [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Harry Potter/Discworld
Pairings: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
Rating: PG-13/teen
Summary: In the end, Death comes for us all. For Severus Snape and Hermione Granger, it came with cups of tea and offers of employment.
Warnings: canonical character death. there's a happy ending, promise!
Length: 32 minutes 27 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (26.0MB) or as a podbook (19.4MB)


streaming under the cut )

cover by hananobira!




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Title: THE LOCKPICK IS HIS PENIS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This story contains such diverse and wonderful topics as iron underpants, Ereborean haute cuisine, Gandalf Being A Dick, Thorin's majestic hair, the cultural importance of fans, and far too much laughter to be coherent. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, with significant spoilers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. Also fuck you, and your mother, and your mother's goats.
Warnings: GIGGLES. Also goats and potatoes.
Length: 19 minutes 46 seconds


download as an mp3 (18MB)

cover by reenajenkins!



Title: Loki Laufeyson: The Happy Hooker
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins and [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the long-suffering [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: Thor, Avengers (it's distinctly in both! honest!)
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
This story takes place in the Avengers movie'verse, and contains significant spoilers for the events of Thor, Thor 2: The Dark World, and The Avengers. In addition, it also contains such wonderful topics as fiberarts, family history, zombie goats, Etsy, yarn, did I mention the knitting and crocheting and fiber arts?, family feelings, big brothers, little brothers, socks, and hipster moms. Also, a lot of laughter, A LOT A LOT of laughter. And also terrible puns. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Thor/Jane, and also a couple moments of spoilers for X-Men: First Class. (The collective Yarn Feelings of this story are intense. Brace yourself appropriately, before listening.)

Warnings: FEELS. also giggles.
Length: 27 minutes 42 seconds


download as an mp3 (24MB)

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Title: THOSE TIGHTS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the ever-lovely [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin (also background arwen/aragorn)
Rating: PG
Summary:
This story is rated PG, and contains additional tags for Alternate Universe - Ballet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plies, Pirouettes, The Nutcracker, Professional Ballet Company, Overbearing Fathers, Under-achieving Sons, Daddy Please Love Me, Thranduil's A+ Parenting, Gandalf Is A Dick, Ambient Train Noises. This story includes the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, and was recorded while on public transportation. It was a very spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment, beautiful moment of fangirl friendship... and hopefully, the background noise adds to that feeling of spontaneity, and enhances your listening experience. And hey - now you know the order of train stops for the train into New York City!

Warnings: ALL THE TRAIN NOISES. Also surprise tour-guiding.
Length: 28 minutes 47 seconds


download as an mp3 (25MB)

cover by reena-jenkins!



STREAMING HERE



points: LOCKPICK = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x2(time) = 10


THE   HAPPY   HOOKER = ( 5(thor)+1(avengers) + 5(thor/jane) )x3 = 33


THOSE   TIGHTS = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x3(time) = 30



THEREFORE kalakirya, reenajenkins and analise010 each get 73 points

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Title:Specialization
Author: [personal profile] entangled_now | [archiveofourown.org profile] entanglednow
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: NC-17/explicit
Summary: Sam gets cursed, poor Sam.
Warnings: tentacles, bondage, breathplay
text at AO3


kdheart's version, with art by kalakirya (16:47)

download as an mp3 (15.3MB)







kalakirya's version, with art by kdheart (17:58)

download as an mp3 (15.3MB)








points: (1(fandom)+5(pairing)+0(bonus))2(length) = 12

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Title: Worst. Rescue. Ever.
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] netgirl_y2k
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: none
Rating: G/general
Summary: It was more of a kidnapping than a rescue
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 46 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (3MB)streaming under the cut )
cover by kalakirya!




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Title: the Mutant Tea Shop AU
Collaborators in Insanity: [personal profile] analise010, [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins , [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Xmen/Hobbit AU fusion
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo, Marie/Logan
Rating: G
Summary: a series of voice memos
Warnings: CRACK GALORE
Length: 1 hours 21 minutes 43 seconds
text: as this is oral not!fic, there is no text

download (right-click) or stream (left-click) as an mp3 (86MB) or as a podbook (85MB)

cover by reenajenkins!




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Title: A Cry Answered
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] imperfectcircle
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya, [archiveofourown.org profile] such_heights, [archiveofourown.org profile] bitterlotus, [archiveofourown.org profile] kdheart
Editing: [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Pacific Rim
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Fuyumi can read between the lines of Mako’s file. The justification for having Mako on the base is paper thin -- strings have been pulled and favours have been bartered, and somewhere along the line someone decided Fuyumi was the perfect combination of talent and expendability to be brought into this mess. It’s only slightly closer to a compliment than an insult -- the balance tipped by the child at the centre of this, nine years old and heart-breakingly brave.
-- Scenes from the year after Stacker and Mako first meet.

Warnings: grief, mourning
Length: 36 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3

download from the audioarchive

cover by kalakirya




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Four months after the casting call came out, a cast of nine (plus one director) voiced fifteen characters (plus one narrator) (who themselves play eleven World of Warcraft characters) over two months of rehearsals which produced eight and a half hours of raw files which became an hour and sixteen minutes of edited podfic (after the services of one beta) and forty-two minutes of outtakes all of which are being offered in two different formats with custom art from one artist who also did one amazing ensemble piece that features one orc, two tauren, three elves, one troll, three undead, one golbin, and one cat. With a kitten thrown in for good luck.

tl:dr - it takes a village!

Title:
Do You Want to Date My Avatar
Author: [personal profile] christycorr
Director: [personal profile] kalakirya 
Beta: [personal profile] starduchess 
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Lydia/Jackson
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In hindsight, maybe introducing the local werewolf contingent to the wonderful world of online gaming hadn't exactly been Stiles' best idea.
Warnings: none (CRAAAAAAACK)
Length: 1 hour 16 minutes 00 seconds
text at AO3

download (right-click and save) as an mp3 (70MB) as a podbook (42MB)

or  stream it



Featuring:
[livejournal.com profile] opalsong  as The Narrator
[personal profile] majoline  as Stiles
[personal profile] dr_fumbles_mcstupid  as Derek
[personal profile] piscaria  as Allison and first kidnapper
[personal profile] anna_unfolding  as Lydia and second kidnapper
[personal profile] kdheart  as Jackson and third kidnapper
[livejournal.com profile] 24thkey  as Boyd and Danny
[personal profile] starduchess  as Scott and Peter
[personal profile] hananobira  as Erica and Isaac


BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! There are also outtakes and extras posted here


there's also some AMAZING  art by [personal profile] yue_ix 




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Title: An(other) Unexpected Journey
authors: leupagus and gyzym
Reader: kalakirya and analise010
Fandom: Lord of the Rings/the Hobbit
Pairing: crack/insanity/crack
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and analise010 mull over the possibility of Bilbo and Thorin and Co. getting the Ring to Mount Doom a few decades earlier.
Length: analise010 as leupagus (4:22) kalakirya as leupagus (5:08)
text on gyzym's tumblr
download analise010 as leupagus (4KB) kalakirya as leupagus (5KB)

or stream:

analise010 as leupagus



kalakirya as leupagus



Title: Will the Real King of Gondor Please Stand Up
authors: nat and gyzym
Reader: kalakirya and analise010
Fandom: Lord of the Rings chatfics
Pairing: minor Aragorn/Arwen, Legolas/Gimli but mostly crack/insanity/crack
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and analise010 fall over themselves laughing at the size of Aragorn's failboat.
Length: analise010 as gyzym (7:41) kalakirya as gyzym (7:27)
text on gyzym's tumblr
download analise010 as gyzym (7KB)  kalakirya as gyzym (7KB)

or stream:

analise010 as gyzym



kalakirya as gyzym



they all do have individual covers! this is just an example :D


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Title: YOU MIGHT BE DEREK HALE
author: nat and gyzym
Reader: kalakirya and somnolentblue
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: none
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and somnolentblue MIGHT BE DEREK HALE
Length: kalakirya as nat (1:52) somnolentblue as nat (2:10) the blooper reel (8:45)
text on gyzym's tumblr
download kalakirya as nat  somnolentblue as nat  the blooper reel

or stream: kalakirya as nat




cover by kalakirya!



Title: Better Than Rocketship Underpants
authors: amazonziti and gyzym
Reader: kalakirya and somnolentblue
Fandom: Teen Wolf chatfics
Pairing: Scott/Allison, minor Stiles/Derek
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and somnolentblue giggle over scott and stiles and allison and pancakes and Derek not being allowed to be angsty
Length: somnolentblue as amazonziti (9:35) kalakirya as amazonziti (8:37)
text on gyzym's tumblr
download somnolentblue as amazonziti kalakirya as amazonziti

or stream:

somnolentblue as amazonziti


kalakirya as amazonziti


cover by kalakirya!

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Title: The Butterfingers G.D.I. Stark Guide to Problem Solving
Author: [livejournal.com profile] epiphanyx7
Podficcer: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Relationship: Tony & his robots (also Dummy/Butterfingers/You. kinda sorta.)
Rating: PG
Warnings: crackaliciousness
Length: 2 hours 16 minutes
Summary: Tony begins to notice that things are going missing from his workshop... and discovers that his bots have been hiding a very, very big secret from him. Or rather, a very, very small one.

In which Dummy is a kleptomaniac, You is painfully shy, Butterfingers is a programming genius, JARVIS is a sarcastic sonofabitch, Pepper takes care of Tony outside of the workshop, Bruce is Tony's boo, Thor is Tony's favourite, Clint is actually kind of smart, Steve has terrible timing, and problem-solving is never simple or easy.

Link to FIC MASTER POST
DOWNLOAD from the audioficarchive: as an mp3 (124MB) as a podbook (many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] heardtheowl for creating the podbook!)

notes: written and recorded as part of robotbigbang 2012, run by the lovely unavoidedcrisis. Many thanks to her and [livejournal.com profile] epiphanyx7, who was simply lovely to work with <3

cover by yours truly


alternate cover
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Title: Memories of the Future
Author: emerald_embers
Podficcer: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers, Bladerunner
Relationship: Loki/Thor
Word Count: 10551
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Suicidal ideation, slavery of robots by humans.
Summary: Loki was a three-year-old replicant, starting to wear thin at the edges, when Thor first made him want to live.
Link to FIC MASTER POST
DOWNLOAD from mediafire: as an mp3 (60MB) as an m4b (62MB) (many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] akamine_chan for creating the podbook!)

notes: written and recorded as part of [livejournal.com profile] robotbigbang 2012, run by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] unavoidedcrisis. Many thanks to her and [livejournal.com profile] emerald_embers, who was a joy to work with <3

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Title: Many Kinds of Man, Many Kinds of Bodywash
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] helens78
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
and KnucklesPop
Fandom: Old Spice Commercials
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing: Old Spice Guy/OFC
length: 4:30 (edited version) 6:00 (director's cut)
Author's Summary: An Old Spice Man can never allow himself to be defined by something as rigid as societal expectations of sex.
text at AO3
Download Links at the audiofic archive: edited version   director's cut

reader's notes: so an offline friend and I recorded [livejournal.com profile] helens78's hilarious fic, but spent a fair amount of it laughing our heads off. For those curious as to what that sounded like, the director's cut version kept the hilarity (though I did edit out un-funny flubs :D). If that gets annoying, the edited version has (mostly) just the fic 

crossposted at the AO3