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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain, chapters 21-27
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 2:57:28 (with music) 2:48:15 (without music)
text at AO3

okay, here's where it gets complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. SO:

download zipped mp3s with music here (164MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (125MB)

download podbook with music here (126MB)

download podbook without music here (120MB)

streaming for all chapters is here
chapters 11-20 are here
chapters 21-27
the whole shebang is here
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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 8:22:22 (with music) 7:49:02 (without music)
text at AO3

okay, here's where it gets REALLY complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. and also have been uploading previous sections as they're done. SO if you want the whole shebang in one go:

download zipped mp3s with music here (463MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (433MB)

download podbook with music here (283MB)

download podbook without music here (264MB)

if you want just chapters 1-10, chapters 11-20, chapters 21-27


and there's streaming, covers and music for all the chapters here:

chapter one: in which frodo meets the sons of durin
music: My Dear Frodo, Unexpected Journey soundtrack


chapter two: in which bombur waits
(contains instances of disordered eating)
music: There's Always Sunday, Karen Matheson


chapter three: in which kili shoots
music: We Will Rock You, Red Hot Chili Pipers


chapter four: in which fili and kili are lost
music: Protect and Survive by Runrig


chapter five: in which minty is part of the family
music: Fisherman's Dream, Runrig


chapter six: in which in which fili opens a door
music: Song of the Lonely Mountain, Peter Hollens cover


chapter seven: in which frodo is not alone
music: Concerning Hobbits, Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack


chapter eight: in which gloin has two families
music: Living in Colour, Frightened Rabbit


chapter nine: in which thorin has a lovely daughter
(thorin gets upset/confused when Kili wears clothing marketed towards girls)
music: The Bath Song, The Tolkien Ensemble (poem by JRR Tolkien)


chapter ten: in which dori goes home
music: Caledonia by Dougie Maclean


chapter eleven: in which dis is free
music: Into the West - Annie Lennox, Return of the King soundtrack


chapter twelve: in which fili and kili are good at running
music: This is the Life - Amy MacDonald


chapter thirteen: in which thorin is possessive
music: Here is Where the Heart is - Wolfstone


chapter fourteen: in which this sons of durin are celebrities
music: Waiting for the Wheel to Turn - Karen Matheson


chapter fiveteen: in which kili needs his family
music: I See Fire - Peter Hollens (cover of Ed Sheeran)


chapter sixteen: in which bofur writes
music: This Strange Place - Wolfstone


chapter seventeen: in which the sons of durin are cowards
music: Walking Song (I) - The Tolkien Ensemble (words by J.R.R. Tolkien)


chapter eighteen: in which dwalin is a brother
music: Till I Sleep - Wolfstone


chapter nineteen: in which ori does not see the queen
music: This Season - Seven Nations


chapter twenty: in which bofur builds sandcastles
music: Feel so Near by Dougie Maclean


chapter twenty-one: in which kili is alone
music: An Eala Bhàn ("the white swan", Julie Fowlis


chapter twenty-two: in which kili is a picky eater
music: Cregg's Pipe Set, Tabache


chapter twenty-three: in which fili are kili are not orphans
music: òran na cloiche by mànran


chapter twenty-four: in which nori is a thief
music: jug of brown ale by tabache


chapter twenty-five: in which thorin is outmatched
music: it's thunder and it's lightning by we were promised jetpacks


chapter twenty-six: in which bilbo has unmemorable encounters
music: forfar sodger, old blind dogs


chapter twenty-seven: in which fili and kili are good at parties
music: the hobbit/lord of the rings by thepianoguys


podficcer's endnotes
music: don't stop believing, red hot chili pipers
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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain (chapters 11-20)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo, but mostly gen (chapter sixteen is Bofur/OFC)
Rating: G and PG-13, depending on the chapter
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen that first! Herein you will find all of the family feelings, and more angst and fluff than you can shake a stick at.
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 2:46:36 (no music), 3:03:35 (music)
text at AO3



okay, here's where it gets complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. SO:

download zipped mp3s with music here (169MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (151MB)

download podbook with music here (131MB)

download podbook without music here (117MB)

streaming for all chapters is here
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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain, chapters 1-10
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Kivrinengle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive ma
Length: ~2 hours 20 minutes 45 seconds
text at AO3



okay, here's where it gets complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. SO:

download zipped mp3s with music here (129MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (125MB)

download podbook with music here (100MB)

download podbook without music here (97.5MB)

streaming for all chapters is here
chapters 11-20 are here
chapters 21-27
the whole shebang is here
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Title: The Sons of Durin
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] kivrineagle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: the argument can be made for both gen and Thorin/Bilbo (the pairing only happens in the second-to-last line of the story)
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a simple, quiet life. He likes his solitude and his predictable routine.
The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home.
But when Bilbo is dragged into the midst of the group as their unwilling burglar, his life will take a turn for the terrifying, and everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.


Warnings: this story is pretty intense - highlight -> this is an everybody lives AU, but it doesn't look like it will be for awhile there. this leads to some despairing thoughts that may be disturbing <- or listen to the "title, warnings and spoilers" stream farther down
Length: 10 hours 52 minutes 43 seconds
text at AO3


download available as an mp3 (total of 611MB) or a podbook (355MB)

streaming if you want to know what you're getting yourself in for )

covers (one per chapter, because why not) by me, of which is this a sample



points: 30(time) x (5(fandom)+5(pairing)) = 300

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3
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Title: THE LOCKPICK IS HIS PENIS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This story contains such diverse and wonderful topics as iron underpants, Ereborean haute cuisine, Gandalf Being A Dick, Thorin's majestic hair, the cultural importance of fans, and far too much laughter to be coherent. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, with significant spoilers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. Also fuck you, and your mother, and your mother's goats.
Warnings: GIGGLES. Also goats and potatoes.
Length: 19 minutes 46 seconds


download as an mp3 (18MB)

cover by reenajenkins!



Title: Loki Laufeyson: The Happy Hooker
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins and [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the long-suffering [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: Thor, Avengers (it's distinctly in both! honest!)
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
This story takes place in the Avengers movie'verse, and contains significant spoilers for the events of Thor, Thor 2: The Dark World, and The Avengers. In addition, it also contains such wonderful topics as fiberarts, family history, zombie goats, Etsy, yarn, did I mention the knitting and crocheting and fiber arts?, family feelings, big brothers, little brothers, socks, and hipster moms. Also, a lot of laughter, A LOT A LOT of laughter. And also terrible puns. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Thor/Jane, and also a couple moments of spoilers for X-Men: First Class. (The collective Yarn Feelings of this story are intense. Brace yourself appropriately, before listening.)

Warnings: FEELS. also giggles.
Length: 27 minutes 42 seconds


download as an mp3 (24MB)

cover by reenajenkins!



Title: THOSE TIGHTS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the ever-lovely [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin (also background arwen/aragorn)
Rating: PG
Summary:
This story is rated PG, and contains additional tags for Alternate Universe - Ballet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plies, Pirouettes, The Nutcracker, Professional Ballet Company, Overbearing Fathers, Under-achieving Sons, Daddy Please Love Me, Thranduil's A+ Parenting, Gandalf Is A Dick, Ambient Train Noises. This story includes the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, and was recorded while on public transportation. It was a very spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment, beautiful moment of fangirl friendship... and hopefully, the background noise adds to that feeling of spontaneity, and enhances your listening experience. And hey - now you know the order of train stops for the train into New York City!

Warnings: ALL THE TRAIN NOISES. Also surprise tour-guiding.
Length: 28 minutes 47 seconds


download as an mp3 (25MB)

cover by reena-jenkins!



STREAMING HERE



points: LOCKPICK = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x2(time) = 10


THE   HAPPY   HOOKER = ( 5(thor)+1(avengers) + 5(thor/jane) )x3 = 33


THOSE   TIGHTS = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x3(time) = 30



THEREFORE kalakirya, reenajenkins and analise010 each get 73 points

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Title: Companions the Doctor Never Had: Neal, Peter and Diana
Author: [personal profile] thingswithwings
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Three and Sarah Jane meet Neal, Peter, and Diana.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 33 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (6MB) (from the audioarchive)

cover by me!



Title: Code Switching
Author:[archiveofourown.org profile] dira_sudis
Reader:
[personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: due South
Pairings: RayK/Fraser
Rating: explicit/NC-17
Summary: "Eh, Fraser. J'suis ben paqueté."
Warnings: none
Length: 16 minutes 42 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (16MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Treed!Stiles and Fireman!Derek
Author: [personal profile] fire_juggler
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating: general
Summary: Stiles gets trapped in a tree. Derek is the one who rescues him. IDEK.
Warnings: depiction of a panic attack
Length: 12 minutes 23 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (12MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Dwarves and Endearments
Author: [tumblr.com profile] darthstitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo
Rating: general
Reader's Summary: fluffity-fluffity-fluff-fluff-fluff
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 45 seconds
text on tumblr
download as an mp3 (4MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Dwarves are by Nature a Very Private People
Author: [tumblr.com profile] darthstitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo
Rating: general
Reader's Summary: fluffity-fluffity-fluff-fluff-fluff
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 37 seconds
text on tumblr
download as an mp3 3_MB) (from the audioarchive)


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Title: Daily Atrocities Perpetuated by Blair Sandburg
Author: [personal profile] esteefee 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Sentinel
Pairings: Blair/Jim
Rating: explicit/NC-17
Summary: As Compiled and Edited by Det. Sgt. James Ellison, Cascade Police Department
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 51 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (4MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Signal Markers of Anal-Retentiveness in the Modern-Day Sentinel
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] esteefee 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Sentinel
Pairings: Jim/Blair
Rating: mature/R
Summary: by Dr. Blair Sandburg, Ph.D.
Warnings:
Length: 2 minutes 45 seconds
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Title: The Slayer, the Watcher and the Mage
Author: [personal profile] sahiya
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar/Buffy
Pairings: Peter/El, Peter/El/Neal
Rating: general
Summary: In which El is a vampire slayer, Peter is a watcher, and Neal is a wayward sorcerer.
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 06 seconds
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download as an mp3 (11MB) (from the audioarchive)

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points: (5(WC)+ 5(DW)+ 5(gen)+5(gen)x1 = 20
points: (5(dS) + 5(RayK/Fraser)) x 2(time) = 20
points: (5(TW) + 1(derek/stiles)) x 2(time) = 12
points: (5(hobbit) + 5(thorin/bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(hobbit) + 5(thorin/bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(tS) + 5(jim/blair)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(tS) + 5(jim/blair)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(WC) + 5(BtVS))+ 5(peter/el) +5(peter/el/neal))x2(time) = 40

total for this post: 132

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3 (companions) (code) (treed) (endearments) (private) (atrocities) (markers) (slayer, watcher, mage)
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Title: Fireside Tales
Author: [personal profile] darth_stitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: I’ve a fireside tale myself, though I didn’t know at first that I’d walked right into a ghost story.
The silly thing was I didn’t even take more than a few steps out my door. Then again, what was it that Mad Baggins used to say? It’s a dangerous thing, just going out your door. Just taking those first few steps on the Road and it will bring you to all sorts of places, all sorts of adventures.

Warnings: character death (but it's happy! Honest!)
Length: 9 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (8MB) from the audioarchive)

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points: (5(hobbit) + 5(Thorin/Bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10

Title: The Graffiti on Your Body (Too Easy to Wreck remix)
Author: [profile] lady_krysis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Angel/Raven
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In Angel's life, it's always a jackass with something.
Warnings: post-canon
Length:  4 minutes 19 seconds
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download as an mp3 (4MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(XMFC) + 10(Raven Darkholme/Angel Salvadore)) x 1(time) = 15

Title: No Time Like The Present, No Time To Waste
Author: [personal profile] helens78
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Summary: The thing about Armando that turns Alex on is: he's not afraid of people. Alex doesn't usually make moves on people this fast, but with all the possibilities Armando presents, how can he not?
Warnings:
Length:  12 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (12MB) (from the audioarchive)

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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando Munoz/Alex Summers)) x 2(time) = 10

Title: Hold On To Me (Like a Shadow or a Friend remix)
Author: [profile] lady_krysis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Darwin's alive, and it's a reality that Alex can't let go of.
Warnings: post-canon
Length: 5 minutes 12 seconds
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download as an mp3 (5MB) (from the audioarchive)

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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando/Alex)) x 1(time) = 10


total points for this post: 10 + 15 + 10 + 10 = 45

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3 (fireside) (graffiti) (time) (hold)