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Title: Finding
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] dsudis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating:Explicit/NC-17
Summary: This was going to be a thing they did, now.
Warnings/Enticements: can easily be seen as hurt/comfort or submission
Length: 31 minutes 02 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (28MB) (right-click and save as)

By popular request I also have a podbook of both the prequel and this story for download here
and a new mp3 of the prequel with the volume re-jiggered to match this mp3, so if you listen to the mp3s back-to-back it shouldn't be weird, for download here


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streaming beneath the cut )

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Title: Companions the Doctor Never Had: Neal, Peter and Diana
Author: [personal profile] thingswithwings
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Three and Sarah Jane meet Neal, Peter, and Diana.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 33 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (6MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Code Switching
Author:[archiveofourown.org profile] dira_sudis
Reader:
[personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: due South
Pairings: RayK/Fraser
Rating: explicit/NC-17
Summary: "Eh, Fraser. J'suis ben paqueté."
Warnings: none
Length: 16 minutes 42 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (16MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Treed!Stiles and Fireman!Derek
Author: [personal profile] fire_juggler
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating: general
Summary: Stiles gets trapped in a tree. Derek is the one who rescues him. IDEK.
Warnings: depiction of a panic attack
Length: 12 minutes 23 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (12MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Dwarves and Endearments
Author: [tumblr.com profile] darthstitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo
Rating: general
Reader's Summary: fluffity-fluffity-fluff-fluff-fluff
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 45 seconds
text on tumblr
download as an mp3 (4MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Dwarves are by Nature a Very Private People
Author: [tumblr.com profile] darthstitch
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo
Rating: general
Reader's Summary: fluffity-fluffity-fluff-fluff-fluff
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 37 seconds
text on tumblr
download as an mp3 3_MB) (from the audioarchive)


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Title: Daily Atrocities Perpetuated by Blair Sandburg
Author: [personal profile] esteefee 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Sentinel
Pairings: Blair/Jim
Rating: explicit/NC-17
Summary: As Compiled and Edited by Det. Sgt. James Ellison, Cascade Police Department
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 51 seconds
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download as an mp3 (4MB) (from the audioarchive)

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Title: Signal Markers of Anal-Retentiveness in the Modern-Day Sentinel
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] esteefee 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Sentinel
Pairings: Jim/Blair
Rating: mature/R
Summary: by Dr. Blair Sandburg, Ph.D.
Warnings:
Length: 2 minutes 45 seconds
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Title: The Slayer, the Watcher and the Mage
Author: [personal profile] sahiya
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar/Buffy
Pairings: Peter/El, Peter/El/Neal
Rating: general
Summary: In which El is a vampire slayer, Peter is a watcher, and Neal is a wayward sorcerer.
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 06 seconds
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points: (5(WC)+ 5(DW)+ 5(gen)+5(gen)x1 = 20
points: (5(dS) + 5(RayK/Fraser)) x 2(time) = 20
points: (5(TW) + 1(derek/stiles)) x 2(time) = 12
points: (5(hobbit) + 5(thorin/bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(hobbit) + 5(thorin/bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(tS) + 5(jim/blair)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(tS) + 5(jim/blair)) x 1(time) = 10
points: (5(WC) + 5(BtVS))+ 5(peter/el) +5(peter/el/neal))x2(time) = 40

total for this post: 132

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Title: Wolf Man's Party
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] molly
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf, Supernatural
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, spoiler pairings (highlight if you're curious, though I recommend reading/listening first for maximum LOLs) Dean Winchester/Melissa McCall, Sam Winchester/Chris Argent/Victoria Argent
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: In which Dean and Sam Winchester investigate reports of a high school lacrosse team in Beacon Hills, California almost entirely comprised of werewolves, and the expedient application of chocolate chips to the problem first endangers, then saves, several lives.
Warnings: none
Length: 26 minutes 06 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (24MB) (rom the audioarchive)



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Title: Overcome by Ordinary Contentment
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] dogeared
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: none
Rating: general/G
Summary: In which there are sandwiches and naps and an epic game of tag.
Warnings: fluff and sad in roughly equal measure
Length: 8 minutes 01 seconds
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download as an mp3 (8MB) (from the audioarchive)



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points: (1(fandom-SPN) +5 (fandom-teenwolf)+1(Derek/Stiles) +5(Allison/Scott) +10(mystery pairing1) +10 (mystery pairing2) x 3(time) = 96
points: (5(fandom-teen wolf) + 5(teen wolf:gen)) x 1(time) = 10

total for this post = 106

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Title: Responsible Use of Magic
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] dira_sudis
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Summary: In which Stiles explores a few off-label uses of mountain ash.
Warnings: bondage, impact play, pain play
Length: 18 minutes 21 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (17MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(fandom) + 1(Derek/Stiles)) x 2(time) = 12

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Title: The Mending That You Need
Author: [personal profile] torakowalski 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/OMC, Derek/Stiles
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Summary: “He’s not my boyfriend, Stiles. He’s a man from a club. I couldn’t call him, if I wanted to.”
Warnings: kink negotiation, aftercare, subdrop, rope bondage, bad BDSM etiquette (applies to Derek/OMC)
Length: 31 minutes 31 seconds
text on AO3
download as an mp3 (28MB) from the audioarchive


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points: (5(fandom) + 1(derek/stiles) + 5(derek/omc) ) x 3(time) = 33

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Title: The One Where Derek Almost Dies
Author: [profile]
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Summary: "You remember that one time you got shot and almost died in my car? And that other time when... well, you were shot then too and almost died in my car... again. What is it with you and almost dying in my car?""
Warnings: near death experience
Length: 12 minutes 15 seconds
text on AO3
download as an mp3 (11MB) from the audioficarchive


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points: (5(fandom) + 1(derek/stiles) ) x 2(time) = 12

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Title: The One With All the Sex
Author: [profile]
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Summary: Stiles no longer tells himself this is the last time; he stopped doing that months ago.
Warnings: none
Length: 8 minutes 1 second
text on AO3
download as an mp3 (7MB) from the audioarchive


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points: (5(fandom) + 1(derek/stiles) ) x 1(time) = 6


Title: The One With the Baby
Author: [profile]
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Summary: Stiles takes a whiff of Evie's golden hair. Familiar baby smell, check. Evie shoves her toy giraffe in his face and grins. Happy baby, check.
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 33 seconds
text on AO3
download as an mp3 (12MB) from the audioarchive


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points: (5(fandom) + 1(derek/stiles) ) x 2(time) = 12

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total for this post: 33 + 12 + 6 + 12 = 63





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Title: Nobody Does it Better
Author: halffizzbin
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: "“Blue Wolf, come in, Blue Wolf. You should really thank me for suggesting the pink tie, as it’s clearly bringing all the ladies to the yard.”"
Length: 12 minutes
text at AO3
download as an mp3 from the audioficarchive (12MB)

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Title: Anticipation
Author: estefee (aka arrow)
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/RayK
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: ROUND POWDERED TASTY THINGS GOOD.
Length: 5 minutes
text at AO3
download as an mp3 from the audioficarchive

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Title: One Dance
Author: tsukinofaerii
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Coming home from a long business trip, Tony stumbles on Steve listening to Glenn Miller in the library.
Length: 13 minutes
text at AO3
download as an mp3 from the audioficarchive (12MB)

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Title: Once Upon a Time
Author: lady_ragnell
Reader: kalakirya
Pairing: Stiles/Derek, Lydia/Jackson, Allison/Scott
Rating: PG-13/teen
Summary: Stiles doesn't know what his story is, but he knows he's in one. (Or: five fairy tales Stiles isn't the hero of, and one he might be.)
Length: 12 minutes
text at AO3
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Title: Being Found
Author: dira_sudis
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: "Hey," Stiles said, eyes lighting up as a grin spread across his face. "There is a mostly naked werewolf in my bed."
Length: 42 minutes
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (in a zipfile) (right-click and save) (39MB)

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Title: Sigh No More
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] alasse
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: PG-13 / Teen and Up
Summary: Stiles gets kidnapped and roughed up by a hunter trying to send a message, again. It leads him and Derek down not-so-welcome memory lane, but after hot chocolate, a conversation, and a pack-cuddle, the outcome ends up being pretty welcome after all.
Length: 23 minutes
WARNINGS: aftermath of kidnapping and (mild) torture, panic attack (feel free to comment or message me if you any have questions!)
text at AO3
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Title: Sigh No More
Authors: alasse
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: PG-13 / Teen and Up
Summary: Stiles gets kidnapped and roughed up by a hunter trying to send a message, again. It leads him and Derek down not-so-welcome memory lane, but after hot chocolate, a conversation, and a pack-cuddle, the outcome ends up being pretty welcome after all.
Length: 23 minutes
WARNINGS: aftermath of kidnapping and (mild) torture, panic attack (feel free to comment or message me if you any have questions!)
text at AO3
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Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So much so, in fact, that I've done... sixteen more XD Since there are so many of them, I've put streaming in for four of them as samples

ALL 16 AS A ZIP FILE (52 MB) from the audioficarchive

Stiles/Derek Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 43 seconds
text

Erica/Boyd Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 59 seconds
text

Allison/Lydia Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 3 seconds
text



Allison/Scott Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 29 seconds
text

Scott/Stiles Feels
time 3 minutes 32 seconds
text

Derek and Erica Go Shopping
time 2 minutes 11 seconds
text

Derek and Stiles as Puppies
time 39 seconds
text

Stiles/Derek Phone Sex
time 5 minutes 40 seconds
text

Derek is a Lumberjack and He's OK
time 5 minutes 28 seconds
text

Erica and Boyd and Photos
time 1 minute 40 seconds
text (I can't find it D:)

Boyd/Lydia Feels
time 1 minute 26 seconds
text

Boyd/Derek Feels
time 2 minutes 24 seconds
text

Kitten!Stiles and Pancakes
time 1 minute 43 seconds
text

Boyd/Derek Arthurian AU
time 1 minute 35 seconds
text

Scott and Stiles and Hugs
time 1 minute 32 seconds
text

Danny/Stiles Future fic (warning for character death)
time 2 minutes 45 seconds
text

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Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So here are four more, kinda-sorta in the Bedtime Stories 'verse, but this time with bonus Teen Wolf!
The titles are pretty self-explanatory, the links are to the texts on gyzym's tumblr, and I haven't linked to their individual downloads because that made the page really confusing - the files are clearly labelled, so if you don't want one, you can just delete it from the group folder.

Download ALL FOUR as a zip file (right click and save as)

Teen Wolf/Avengers Feels
time: 6 minutes 12 seconds
text download individually

 

Derek and Steve at a bar (warning for FEELS)
time: 2 minutes 10 seconds
text download individually

 

Derek and Steve and Relationship Advice (warning for FEELS)
time: 1 minutes 37 seconds
text download individually

 

Stiles and Tony and Relationship Advice
time: 56 seconds
text download individually

 

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Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So much so, in fact, that I've podficced... 16 more of them XD though there aren't individual downloads, the files are clearly marked, so if you don't want one (or more!) of them, they should be easily weeded-out

ALL 16 AS A ZIP FILE (52 MB) from the audioficarchive


total: 52 minutes

Stiles/Derek Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 43 seconds
text 


Erica/Boyd Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 59 seconds
text 


Allison/Lydia Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 3 seconds
text 


Allison/Scott Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 29 seconds
text 


Scott/Stiles Feels
time 3 minutes 32 seconds
text 


Derek and Erica Go Shopping
time 2 minutes 11 seconds
text 


Derek and Stiles as Puppies
time 39 seconds
text 


Stiles/Derek Phone Sex
time 5 minutes 40 seconds
text


Derek is a Lumberjack and He's OK
time 5 minutes 28 seconds
text 


Erica and Boyd and Photos
time 1 minute 40 seconds
text (I can't find it D:)


Boyd/Lydia Feels
time 1 minute 26 seconds
text


Boyd/Derek Feels
time 2 minutes 24 seconds
text 


Kitten!Stiles and Pancakes
time 1 minute 43 seconds
text 


Boyd/Derek Arthurian AU
time 1 minute 35 seconds
text 


Scott and Stiles and Hugs
time 1 minute 32 seconds
text 


Danny/Stiles Future fic (warning for character death)
time 2 minutes 45 seconds
text 


cover by yours truly XD (note that each podfic has its own cover, this is just the general cover for the group)

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kalakirya: (Default)
Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So here are four more, kinda-sorta in the Bedtime Stories 'verse, but this time with bonus Teen Wolf!
The titles are pretty self-explanatory and the links are to the texts on gyzym's tumblr

Teen Wolf/Avengers Feels
time: 6 minutes 12 seconds
text download individually

 

Derek and Steve at a bar (warning for FEELS)
time: 2 minutes 10 seconds
text download individually

 

Derek and Steve and Relationship Advice (warning for FEELS)
time: 1 minutes 37 seconds
text download individually

 

Stiles and Tony and Relationship Advice
time: 56 seconds
text download individually

cover by yours truly (note - this is the general cover - they each have individual covers that look a lot like this, but with their own titles :D)

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Title: A Simple Game of Fetch
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brilligspoons
Podficcer: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Relationship: Stiles/Derek
Rating: G
Length: 14 minutes 20 seconds
Summary: "If the explanation for making me late for work is that you guys were using me as a human stick in an epic game of werewolf fetch," he says, "I am going to be pissed." --- Four times the pack used Stiles as a stick, and once he got them to fetch Derek.
text on AO3
download from the audioficarchive (14MB)

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Title: Sluice
Author: [livejournal.com profile] goddessofbirth
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Rating: NC-17/explicit
Summary: Of course it would start raining, Stiles thinks, as he trudges through the woods, slipping on wet foliage every few yards, so that by the time he's within sight of the Hale house, he's soaked, and his hands and knees are filthy.
He wonders, again, why he feels the need to do this...Derek's a big boy wolf, hell, he's the Alpha...but he can still bleed, can still die – Peter's death proves that – and maybe that won't happen if somebody has his back.

Length: 16 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive (15MB MB)

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Title: Fuzzy Logic
Author: sparseparsley
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Rating: NC-17/explicit
Summary: Derek and Stiles switch bodies because of wizard reasons and Stiles just wants to know what that awesome scent is.
Length: 41 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive (119.4 MB)

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Title: Fuzzy Logic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sparseparsley
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Rating: NC-17/explicit
Summary: Derek and Stiles switch bodies because of wizard reasons and Stiles just wants to know what that awesome scent is.
Length: 41 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive (119.4 MB)

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Title: Be Here in the Morning Just to Hear Me Say
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hito
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: Mature
Warnings: underage
Summary: Kinkmeme fill. When Scott ditches Stiles for Allison and the rest of the pack goes back to ignoring him as usual, Stiles decides to get a dog. A cat wouldn't get along with the pack, but a puppy would have to, right? ...Or not. Most definitely not. Who knew?
Length: 40 minutes 03 seconds
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive mp3 m4b


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Title: Hail to Whatever You Found in the Sunlight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] skoosiepants
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Stiles hates Scott so much. This is all Scott’s fault, Scott is the only reason that Stiles is going to get eaten by a bear.
Length: 23 minutes 05 seconds
text at AO3 

Title: Mountain Lions are the New Wolves
Rating: PG
Summary: “They’ll grow up and eat you.”
Length: 4 minutes 32 seconds
text at AO3

Download BOTH (and covers!) from the audioficarchive (mp3)

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