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Title: The Plan B for You and Me
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] samanthahirr
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: American Idol RPF
Pairings: Kris Allen/Adam Labert
Rating: teen and up
Summary: After three years of waiting, Adam is ready to enjoy his happily ever after with Kris…if Kris would just hurry up and realize they're dating already.
content notes: none
Length: 0:16:22
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Title: The Sky's the Limit
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Romantic movie kisses weren't as romantic in real life. All the big-screen glamour was a trick of the editing room—the actual filming was repetitive, impersonal, and boring. Especially when you were overtired, underpaid, and fed up with the bitchy, no-name director who thought he was the next Scorsese.
content notes: none
Length: 0:13:27
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Title: 5-Star Service
Rating: teen and up
Summary: A Pretty Woman movie-fusion. - At the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Los Angeles, assistant manager Kris does whatever it takes to keep his guests happy...even if it means taking their prostitutes shopping.
content notes:
Length: 0:34:50
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Title: sometimes you roll the dice and get a hand full of cards
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ladyalysv
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: hockey rpf
Pairings: sidney crosby/evgeni malkin/alexander ovechkin
Rating: explicit
Summary: This is how Sidney Crosby ends up in Alex Ovechkin's living room, one wolf cub in his lap and another gnawing on his Reeboks.
content notes: none
Length: 0:26:43
text at AO3



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I'll be honest, I'm pretty fucking furious that the Pens went to the White House, and between that and many (many many) other things, I'm pretty much out of hockey rpf. But I had recorded this as a gift, and thought other peple might like it too.
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Title: Post Facto
Author: [personal profile] philomytha | [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Aral breaks an oath he made to Simon.
content notes: gen consent issues
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3

for [twitter.com profile] ailisT as part of #ITPE

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Title: Sparrow
Author: [personal profile] hedda62 | [archiveofourown.org profile] hedda62
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest/Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: ImpSec analyst Harold Finch and ex-Armsman John Reese are both lonely outsiders; together, they fight crime. Though that will change, if Simon Illyan has anything to say about it.

AU-PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover (in other words, no one herein has ever seen New York). Some spoilers for Barrayar, but should be more or less comprehensible to all readers.

content notes: Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 44 seconds
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Title: Goshawk
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: As Simon Illyan burrows into Harold Finch's history and investigates threats against ImpSec, his interests and those of Finch and Reese inevitably come into conflict.

Sequel to Sparrow (which should probably be listened to first). AU PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover. Spoilers through Barrayar; references to PoI canon but no actual spoilers.


content notes: references to suicide, past rape and past torture; Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 42 minutes 05 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The Roughest Day
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] elspethdixon and [archiveofourown.org profile] seanchai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Marvel 616
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Steve is in a motorcycle accident, Tony catches a cold, and someone is after the New Avengers.
content notes: none
Length: 4 hours 51 minutes 13 seconds
text at AO3


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recorded for [personal profile] paraka, as part of the April 2015 fandom_aid fundraiser for the earthquakes in Nepal
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Title: I Got a Rock
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Rubynye
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: In prison, Suki has a lot of time. And a rock.
content notes: none
Length: 2 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: The Good Life
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] such_heights
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the last airbender
Pairings: katara/toph
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Toph is an irregular fixture in Katara's home.
content notes: none
Length: 6 minutes 57 seconds
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Title: The Words Get in the Way
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] terajk
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: none (background Mai/Zuko)
Rating: general audiences
Summary: When playing Pai Sho with Toph, never, ever take your eyes off her thumb.
content notes: none
Length: 8 minutes 16 seconds
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Title: My Smile is a Thing I Will Not Waste
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] BlackEyedGirl
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender
Pairings: Mai/Zuko
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Mai knows how to be happy. She just doesn't feel the need to share it with the world.
content notes: none
Length: 4 minutes 39 seconds
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Title: plant your feet, tell the truth, hope for the best
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hollimichele
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar the last airbender
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Toph gets along better with her parents, these days.
content notes: none
Length: 6 minutes 47 seconds
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Title: Side by Side in Orbit
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] kyuuketsukirui
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender and Avatar: Legend of Korra
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Toph has never wanted kids.
content notes: trans female character, trans male character
Length: 9 minutes 50 seconds
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Title: Armor
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Lin gets ready for the day.
content notes: spoilers for 1.10
Length: 2 minutes 03 seconds
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Title: But We Can Try
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hetrez
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Bucky said, "These are love letters, Rogers. You've been drawing me love letters."
content notes: depression, knifeplay
Length: 1 hour 13 minutes 28 seconds
text at AO3

for ruka_nanjou

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Title: pinning the other against a wall
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] 7iris | [tumblr.com profile] 7iris
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: hockey RPF
Pairings: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin
Rating: explicit
Length: 7 minutes 29 seconds
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Title: tyler's face when jamie says he's single
Rating: explicit
Length: 7 minutes 39 seconds
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Title: duende - unusual ability to attract or charm
Rating: explicit
Length: 14 minutes 44 seconds
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Title: written on the body soulmate AU
Rating: explicit
Length: 12 minutes 54 seconds
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for hananobira! partly bc she got me into hockey, and also bc she has a lot to celebrate right now <3
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Title: Residual Memory
Author: [fanfiction.net profile] dakota829snow
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings: Emma/Regina
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a oneshot for Swan Queen week, for day three: Amnesia. Canon up to 3x19; it's AU in that Emma gets injured after she leaves the hospital with Hook to take on Zelena. Timeline is slightly altered thereafter :)
Length: 59 minutes 16 seconds
text at FF.net

for [personal profile] tarae as part of the April fandomaid auction :)

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Title: The Ones in the Middle
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] zarabinthia
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: Katara/Toph
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Her favorite stories are of the master waterbender and the greatest earthbender on the planet.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 43 seconds
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Title: And I Will Try to be Asleep When You Come to Wake Me
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] zarabinthia
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: She-Ra Princess of Power, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: The war was over, and Eternia was Adora's home now. But it didn't quite feel that way.
Warnings: none
Length: 14 minutes 33 seconds
text at AO3


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gifted to silly_cleo, as very late follow-ups to WAGFAPE :)
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Title: Hurry Up and Wait
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] topaz
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Natasha/Clint, Natasha & Steve, Steve & Clint
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Steve is good at waiting. You can learn a lot about people that way.
Warnings:
Length: 36 minutes 07 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Going On
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mautadite
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Sleepy Hollow
Pairings: Jenny & Abbie Mills
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Five moments in a Mills sisters Christmas. (The half has never been told.)
Warnings: none
Length: 29 minutes 34 seconds
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Title: Sovereign
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mautadite
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Xena: Warrior Princess
Pairings: Xena/Gabrielle
Rating: general audiences
Summary: How to create a princess. Xena, Gabrielle, and the demystification of the process. (Coda to 1x10, Hooves and Harlots.)
Warnings: none
Length: 8 minutes 09 seconds
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Title: Night of the Mannequins
Author: [personal profile] cosmic_llin | [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: Myka doesn't even like Halloween
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 42 seconds
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Title: Birthday Bash
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mtgat
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: She-Ra
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: The birthday party is the most lavish celebration Adora has ever experienced in her own honor.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 39 seconds
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Title: Simplicity
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ayries
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: none
Rating:G
Summary: Luna is agender/non-binary and matter of fact about it.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 10 seconds
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Title: Camouflage
Author: [personal profile] ambyr | [archiveofourown.org profile] ambyr
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: "But Mai," Ty Lee protested, "You came to Kyoshi Island so no one could find you!"
Warnings: none
Length: 49 seconds
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Title: Fads
Author: [personal profile] cosmic_llin | [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek DS9
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: Major Kira thinks things have gone far enough.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 minutes 42 seconds
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Title: Senatorial Harbor, Indemnity, Embankment, and Lightsaber Defense
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabinelagrande
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers/Star Wars fusion
Pairings: Clint/Phil
Rating: Teen and Up/PG13
Summary: Jedi Master Coulson and his padawan take on their first assignment. This goes about as well as you might expect.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 hours 10 minutes 25 seconds
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Title: C-Three-H-Five-(N-O-Three)-Three
Author: [personal profile] akamine_chan
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/RayK
Rating: Mature/R
Summary: A journey of discovery.
Warnings: none
Length: 40 minutes 37 seconds
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Title: The Law of Conservation of Pants
Author: samalander
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Darcy/Clint
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: Or, Five Things Darcy Lewis Thought She Knew Before She Met the Avengers (And One Thing That Will Always Be True)
In which Darcy is put in charge of Social Media relations for the Avengers and finds that 5/6th of them chalenge the things she thought she believed.

Length: 30 minutes 23 seconds
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Title: No Business Like Show Business
Author: lady_ragnell
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: In which Merlin is promoted from production intern to talent, is easily mortified, and has Post-It arguments with Arthur while the art department watches in glee. Also, there are gay dragons.
Length:  57:14 (with music)     56:38 (without music)
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recorded as a gift for erica_schall

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 (cover note - yes, that's Spike from MLP. It's hard to find non-fanart dragons, ok?)