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2019-03-31 04:12 pm

Shadow of the Panther Series

Title: Shadow of the Panther
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] manic_intent
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Black Panther
Pairings: T'Challa/M'Baku
Rating: explicit
Summary: “What are you doing out here?” T’Challa asked.

The lights from the Jabari Tribe’s fastness were blinking on behind his sloped shoulders, winking bright against the snow and stone, too far away for definition. T’Challa was wrapped in a red patterned shawl over black robes, apparently impervious to the cold. M’Baku knew better. The fanged necklace T’Challa wore. His bracelet, his shoes. Rampant technology. M’Baku looked away.

“I come here to think.” M’Baku waved a hand over the ice.

T’Challa looked from the light globe at M’Baku’s hip to the small cave beyond, hollowed out by hand into an uneven dome, at the bedding, the books. At the staff hung over the doorway, a tooth of vibranium cut along the seam, unadorned. “Alone?”

“I don’t need guards to feel confident. Your Highness.” Besides, M’Baku was wearing his armour, his staff close by.

content notes: none
Length: 14:36
text at AO3



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Title: All the Stars
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] manic_intent
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Black Panther
Pairings: T'Challa/M'Baku
Rating: explicit
Summary: When M’Baku was eighteen and had grown taller than his father and his father’s father, he saw the golden city of Birnin Zana for the first time. The sun was setting over the mountain’s teeth, drawing harsh lines over the huge sculpture of a panther, prowling out of the rock.

“What do you see?” his grandmother had asked.

Even in the twilight of her life, Ngozi stood light-footed on the narrow stone ledge outside the tunnel inset to the sheer cliff. She wore a longbow strapped to her back and no other weapon. In all eighty years of her life no one had ever gotten close enough to her in battle to scratch her.

“The city of our enemies.”

content notes: none
Length: 4:29:39 (4:50:57 with reader's notes)
text at AO3



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Chapter One stream here 00:23:41

Chapter Two stream here 00:21:33

Chapter Three stream here 00:23:01

Chapter Four stream here 00:24:20

Chapter Five stream here 00:22:32

Chapter Six stream here 00:20:04

Chapter Seven stream here 00:21:53

Chapter Eight stream here 00:22:39

Chapter Nine stream here 00:20:23

Chapter Ten stream here 00:22:27

Chapter Eleven stream here 00:27:27

Chapter Twelve stream here 00:19:57

Reader's Notes stream here 00:21:18
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2018-04-29 03:09 pm

(MCU: BP) A Rare Bloom

Title: A Rare Bloom
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] gileonnen
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU - Black Panther
Pairings: M'Baku/T'Challa, background Nakia/T'Challa
Rating: explicit
Summary: When Shuri finds evidence that the heart-shaped herb might still be growing wild in Jabariland, T'Challa and M'Baku embark on a quest to find it. As the journey takes them deep into the mountains, though, their newfound trust—and growing attraction—is tested.
content notes: none
Length: 0:43:41
text at AO3



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2018-03-19 08:38 pm

MCU: The Wandering God

Title: The Wandering God
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] manic_intent
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Black Panther, Thor
Pairings: Erik Killmonger/Heimdall
Rating: explicit
Summary: “I am called Heimdall,” Heimdall said, looking straight at T’Challa. “And I bring greetings from Thor, King of Asgard. Well met, your Highness.”

“You speak Xhosa,” T’Challa said, surprised.

content notes:
Length: 33:06
text at AO3



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2018-03-03 08:54 pm

STITCH N BITCH N PAIN

Title: STITCH N BITCH N PAIN
Collaborators in pain: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers, with the optional addition of star wars
Pairings: gen (avengers), Finn/Poe/Rey (SW)
Rating: teen and up
Summary: ok, so what happened is that in 2016 reena_jenkins and kalakirya headcanoned about what an Avengers stitch-n-bitch would look like! And then in 2017 they continued the headcanons into Star-Wars-ville. So, if you want your Avengers with a side of Star Wars, you can download that one, but if you just want the Avengers, you can download that one!

(the Star Wars doesn't make a lot of sense without the context of the Avengers, sorry D:)
content notes: ummm more or less solipsism syndrome, which is when you believe that the world beyond your mind doesn't exist. it's not quite that. but close.
Length (Avengers only): 0:20:44
Length (Avengers and Star Wars):0:31:19

AVENGERS EDITION - direct link (right-click to download, left-click to stream)

AVENGERS AND STAR WARS - direct link (right-click to download, left-click to stream)
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2018-02-17 11:11 pm

AVG: Mr and Mrs Barton

Title: Mr. and Mrs. Barton
Author:[archiveofourown.org profile] shellybelle
Reader:[personal profile] reena_jenkins,[personal profile] daroos, and[personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Rating: explicit
Summary: Five years before they meet as Hawkeye and the Black Widow, they meet as Clint and Natasha. There is a romance, a marriage, and then, predictably, everything goes absolutely to hell, and Clint still thinks they should be getting royalty money from the DVD sales of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. (Or: boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl get married. Boy and girl neglect to do background checks.)
content notes: none
Length: 1:24:58
text at AO3



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download m4b

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2016-10-25 09:02 pm

sushi pajamas (and other weapons of mass destruction), by shmaylor

Fandom: MCU
Characters/Pairing: Darcy & Avengers, Darcy/Steve
Rating: teen and up
Content Notes: no archive warnings apply
Length: 59:12
Performer Links: shmaylor
Author: sevenfoxes
Summary: Seven times the Avengers' weapons have liked Darcy better (and one time the Avenger liked her even more).


Reccer Notes: Shmaylor does a really nice job with everyone's voice, but most especially Darcy. The way she reads Darcy's snarky asides brings both the character and the story to life, and the whole thing is just really fun. Her complete disgust at Bucky and Steve talking about Twilight gives me liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife :D

Fanwork Link(s): on AO3
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2016-10-25 08:26 pm

The Hero's Journey or: What Jasper Sitwell Did Last Summer

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe/Welcome to Nightvale
Characters/Pairing: Jasper Sitwell/Jemma Simmons, background Clint/Coulson
Rating: general audiences
Content Notes: creator chose not to warn (crack, homophobic language, hydra, general nightvale weirdness)
Length: 2:40:01
Performer Links: daroos (ably assisted by artzbots, blackglass, girlwithabubblegun, kalakirya, opalsong, reena_jenkins, and sabinelagrande)
Author: pagination
Cover Artist: reena_jenkins
Summary: The thing is, when an agent reaches clearance level five, it’s because they’re valuable, capable of something an exponentially diminishing few can offer in the ranks of SHIELD. Clint Barton, his personal issues notwithstanding, is unstoppable behind a scope. Jim Woo is an analyst and extractor par excellence. Melinda May has infiltrated half the presidential offices of Asia, and Phil Coulson has an instinct for the unusual that could be the basis of an entire TV show.

Jasper’s less certain what he brings to the party



Reccer Notes: ok, so yes, I'm in this, but the fact that I love it has relationship to anything else about it. Though there are a bunch of podficcers credited, it's really daroos' baby: she voiced Sitwell and did all the production, while everyone else does guest voices on individual characters. The overall effect is very NIghtvale-y, which in my opinion balances the MCU-focus of the plot and characters very nicely. The guest voices are quite good, but Daroos' Sitwell is excellent, and give the character a lot more depth than he got in the MCU itself - even if that depth comes by way of a mismatched dick and Formless Seed of Evil. It makes sense in context.
Unless you particularly avoid music in podfic, I recommend the music version - the music adds an amazing dimension to the whole thing; my favorite is In the Hall of the Mountain King, which is one of my favorite uses of music in podfic of all time :D


Fanwork Link(s): on AO3
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2015-09-07 12:22 am

The Roughest Day

Title: The Roughest Day
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] elspethdixon and [archiveofourown.org profile] seanchai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Marvel 616
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Steve is in a motorcycle accident, Tony catches a cold, and someone is after the New Avengers.
content notes: none
Length: 4 hours 51 minutes 13 seconds
text at AO3


download (thank you paraka <3) as an mp3 (267MB) or as a podbook (151MB)

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recorded for [personal profile] paraka, as part of the April 2015 fandom_aid fundraiser for the earthquakes in Nepal
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2015-06-13 09:02 pm

MCU: But We Can Try

Title: But We Can Try
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hetrez
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Bucky said, "These are love letters, Rogers. You've been drawing me love letters."
content notes: depression, knifeplay
Length: 1 hour 13 minutes 28 seconds
text at AO3

for ruka_nanjou

download from the audioarchive as an mp3 (67.4MB) or as a podbook (43.7MB)


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2015-04-07 07:29 pm

AoS: Staring at Emotion

Title: Staring at Emotion
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] nerdwegian
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Pairings: Skye/Jemma
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: "You got drugged," Jemma says with a slight apologetic wince. One of her hands smooths Skye's hair back from her forehead, and it feels really nice.
Warnings: non-consensual drugging
Length: 9 minutes 51 seconds
text at AO3


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2014-12-17 02:33 pm

Hurry Up and Wait, for fire_juggler

Title: Hurry Up and Wait
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] topaz
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Natasha/Clint, Natasha & Steve, Steve & Clint
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Steve is good at waiting. You can learn a lot about people that way.
Warnings:
Length: 36 minutes 07 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (33.2MB) or as a podbook (18.5MB)




cover by me!




crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3
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2014-12-14 09:04 pm

#girlavenger, or How Natasha Trended on Twitter and Saved the World: reena_jenkins and sisi_rambles

Fandom: Avengers
Characters/Pairing: Natasha Romanov/Maria Hill, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers
Rating: not rated (text is rated teen and up)
Content Notes: none
Length: 44:58
Performer Links: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins and [archiveofourown.org profile] sisi_rambles
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] emmypenny
Cover Artist: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins
Summary: "Natasha becomes an internet phenomenon. It's nothing that she was ever trained for."



Reccer Notes: this podfic makes me so incredibly happy - just so, so happy. Reena_jenkins' narration is, as always, perfect: Natasha's snark is biting, Maria's done-with-everything-ness drips just that, Darcy is simply adorable. Sisi_rambles reads the tweets with, as applicable, meanness, sarcasm, and pride, and they slot right in with the rest of the narration. Having a different voice for the tweets was a good choice - it reinforces the difference between the real world narration and the social media, and as the point of the social media is to bring other people together, it's a really nice juxtaposition. Also A++++ music choice :DDD

Fanwork Link(s): archive of our own
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2014-11-14 03:31 pm

AVG: Natalia Alianovna, early 1941

Title: Natalia Alianova, early 1941
Author: [personal profile] sageness | [archiveofourown.org profile] sageness
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: "When was she ever a child, except in her dreams?"
Warnings: Natasha's backstory (brainwashing, child abuse), brief animal harm (wild predation)
Length: 27 minutes 25 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (25.5MB) or as a podbook (15.1MB)




cover by me, from art by Ivan Bilbin (the art in question depicts Vasilisa the Beautiful)




crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3

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2014-11-14 03:21 pm

GotG: feel your heart and it's glowing

Title: feel your heart and it's glowing series
Author: [personal profile] egelantier | [archiveofourown.org profile] egelantier
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: build a house, call it home
Warnings: everyone's backstories
Length: 52 minutes 26 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (49.3MB) or as a podbook (26.9MB)


stream part 1: for a root, for a leaf, for a branch, for a tree (8:47)



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stream part 2: if home is where the heart is, then we're all just fucked (26:36)



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stream part 3: catch me drinking of your wine (17:02)


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crossposts: AO3, amplificathon
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2014-09-15 01:03 pm

GotG: Let Me Grow Young

Title: Let Me Grow Young
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Vera_DragonMuse
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Between heroic deeds and misadventures, Gamora accidentally does the things she missed out on in childhood.
Warnings: none
Length: 39 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (21.5MB) or as a podbook (36.2MB)


streaming under the cut )

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crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3
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2014-07-08 03:52 pm

Avengers/Star Wars: Senatorial Harbor, Indemnity, Embankment, and Lightsaber Defense

Title: Senatorial Harbor, Indemnity, Embankment, and Lightsaber Defense
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabinelagrande
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers/Star Wars fusion
Pairings: Clint/Phil
Rating: Teen and Up/PG13
Summary: Jedi Master Coulson and his padawan take on their first assignment. This goes about as well as you might expect.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 hours 10 minutes 25 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (65MB) or as a podbook (38.3MB)


streaming under the cut )

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recorded for sabinelagrande


crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3, audioarchive
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2014-04-30 10:50 pm

(no subject)

Title: The More Things Change
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] icarus_chained
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and he who shall be known as LegoAss
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: A quick conversation between Nick Fury and a dimensionally-misplaced J'onn J'onzz.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (2.74MB)


...unedited version



crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3



look, what can I say, my boyfriend wanted in on the podfic thing! it was his idea, honest! (his pseud was also his idea. honest.)



points for kalakirya: 1 x (1+5+5+5) = 16 ; 1 x (1+5) = 6   => 22


points for LegoAss: 1 x (1+5+5+5+10) = 26 ; 1 x (1+5+10) = 16  => 42
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2014-04-29 11:19 pm

Put Away Childish Things

Title: Put Away Childish Things
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] arsenic
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Tony/Pepper, Tony/Pepper/Clint/Natasha/Phil/Thor/Jane/Bruce/Steve
Rating: R/mature (not for sex. I'll do that podfic another time. see warnings)
Author's Summary: Tony and Clint are captured by villains who can only get what they want from a child-Tony. So, obviously, they de-age him. Because comics.
Reader's Summary: one hour of hurt, two-and-a-half hours of comfort, 45 minutes of found family feels
Warnings: child abuse, torture, de-aging, hurt/comfort LISTEN TO THE WARNINGS GUYS I MEAN IT
Length: 4 hours 29 minutes 41 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 245MB) or as a podbook (146MB)


no cover. not because I was running out of time (I've been working on this for several months and have a BAZILLION covers - but none felt right. so no cover)

points: 8 x (1 + 5 +10) = 128


crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3


I'll be honest guys: this podfic has practically nothing to do with amplificathon and everything to do with the fact that it found my id's buttons and played whack-a-mole with them.
(that having been said, I was good and restrained myself from claiming points for every single combination of this OT9 - tony/pepper is because it's plot-relevant, but the endgame is OT9).
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2014-04-25 05:39 pm

AVN: Five Times Clint Used Sex to Recruit a Villain to SHIELD

Title: Five Times Clint Used Sex to Recruit a Villain to SHIELD
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] storiesfortravellers
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers, Xmen First Class, Arrow (tv series)
Pairings: Clint/Phil, Clint/Bucky/OC, Clint/Erik Lehnsherr, Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Clint/Slade Wilson, Clint/Oliver Queen, Clint/Wade Wilson
Rating: R/Mature
Summary: Five snippets about Clint's unconventional recruitment techniques, and Coulson's long-suffering attitude toward his methods.
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 57 seconds
text at AO3


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streaming under the cut )

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points: 2(time)x (1(avengers)+5(XMFC)+5(arrow)+5(clint/phil)+10(clint/bucky/OC)+10(clint/erik)+5(erik/charles)+10(clint/slade)+10(clint/oliver queen)+10(clint/wade)) = 122


crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3

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2014-04-13 02:36 pm

three oral not!fics of joyful nuttiness

Title: THE LOCKPICK IS HIS PENIS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This story contains such diverse and wonderful topics as iron underpants, Ereborean haute cuisine, Gandalf Being A Dick, Thorin's majestic hair, the cultural importance of fans, and far too much laughter to be coherent. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, with significant spoilers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. Also fuck you, and your mother, and your mother's goats.
Warnings: GIGGLES. Also goats and potatoes.
Length: 19 minutes 46 seconds


download as an mp3 (18MB)

cover by reenajenkins!



Title: Loki Laufeyson: The Happy Hooker
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins and [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the long-suffering [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: Thor, Avengers (it's distinctly in both! honest!)
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
This story takes place in the Avengers movie'verse, and contains significant spoilers for the events of Thor, Thor 2: The Dark World, and The Avengers. In addition, it also contains such wonderful topics as fiberarts, family history, zombie goats, Etsy, yarn, did I mention the knitting and crocheting and fiber arts?, family feelings, big brothers, little brothers, socks, and hipster moms. Also, a lot of laughter, A LOT A LOT of laughter. And also terrible puns. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Thor/Jane, and also a couple moments of spoilers for X-Men: First Class. (The collective Yarn Feelings of this story are intense. Brace yourself appropriately, before listening.)

Warnings: FEELS. also giggles.
Length: 27 minutes 42 seconds


download as an mp3 (24MB)

cover by reenajenkins!



Title: THOSE TIGHTS
Companions in oral not!fic: [livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins, [personal profile] kalakirya, with commentary by the ever-lovely [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin (also background arwen/aragorn)
Rating: PG
Summary:
This story is rated PG, and contains additional tags for Alternate Universe - Ballet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plies, Pirouettes, The Nutcracker, Professional Ballet Company, Overbearing Fathers, Under-achieving Sons, Daddy Please Love Me, Thranduil's A+ Parenting, Gandalf Is A Dick, Ambient Train Noises. This story includes the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, and was recorded while on public transportation. It was a very spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment, beautiful moment of fangirl friendship... and hopefully, the background noise adds to that feeling of spontaneity, and enhances your listening experience. And hey - now you know the order of train stops for the train into New York City!

Warnings: ALL THE TRAIN NOISES. Also surprise tour-guiding.
Length: 28 minutes 47 seconds


download as an mp3 (25MB)

cover by reena-jenkins!



STREAMING HERE



points: LOCKPICK = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x2(time) = 10


THE   HAPPY   HOOKER = ( 5(thor)+1(avengers) + 5(thor/jane) )x3 = 33


THOSE   TIGHTS = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x3(time) = 30



THEREFORE kalakirya, reenajenkins and analise010 each get 73 points