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Title: A Detailed Accounting of the Rigorous and Remarkable Struggles Faced by One Fereldan Refugee in the Singularly Capricious City of Kirkwall, as Experienced by the Illustrious Author
Author:

loquaciousquark
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age 2
Pairings: Fenris/Female Hawke, Donnic Hendyr/Aveline Vallen
Rating: Mature
Summary: Hawke keeps a journal.
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Length: 7:49:47
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Chapter 4
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Chapter 5
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Chapter 6
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Chapter 7
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Chapter 8
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Chapter 9
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Chapter 10
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Chapter 11
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Chapter 12
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Chapter 13
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Chapter 14
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Chapter 15
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Chapter 16
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Chapter 17
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Chapter 18
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Chapter 19
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Chapter 20
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Chapter 21
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Chapter 22
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Title: with a winged heart
Author:

celebros
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds / Lays of the Hearthfire
Pairings: Artorin Damara (aka Fitzroy Angursell)/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: Explicit
Summary:

"Cliopher. Cliopher. Cliopher."

I blink. It's Conju, standing with his hands on my shoulders, and I go to answer him and realize that I am already speaking, babbling, and Franzel is behind him, wringing his hands and looking near tears. I try to focus on what I'm saying, but it's like a stream, light and splashing past me, too quick to hold, not enough to catch, somehow, somehow –

A few weeks before the start of the viceroyship ceremonies, Kip finds himself the unwitting recipient of a truth serum.

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Length: 3:38:49
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Chapter 4 (33:24)

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Chapter 6 (1:19:58)

Title: Darkness and Light
Author:

SunInGlory
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds / Lays of the Hearthfire
Pairings: Artorin Damara | Fitzroy Angursell/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: Cliopher Mdang has been kidnapped and thinks he's going to die. His Radiancy is never going to let that happen.
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Length: 0:16:47
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Title: Emerald Truth, Three Ways
Author:

toffeecape
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Lays of the Hearthfire (subset of Nine Worlds)
Pairings: Artorin Damara | Fitzroy Angursell/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang, Adelia Ealoapeha/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang, Cliopher "Kip" Mdang & Conju an Vilius
Rating: Mature
Summary: Three ways truth serum could have been deployed during the Emerald Conspiracy case.
content notes: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Length: 0:47:31
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Title: What Makes a Pearl
Author:

breadandroses
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds / Hands of the Emperor
Pairings: Artorin Damara / Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Kip mentions that he was sick after working on the Littleridge Treaty. I took that tiny reference and ran with it.
content notes: set after Petty Treasons
Length: 0:19:23
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Title: Seeds of Devotion
Author:

Quasar
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds
Pairings: Artorin Damara & Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: gen
Summary: Cliopher's second day as the Emperor's personal secretary is not entirely trouble-free, either.
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Length: 0:12:04
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Title: Epithalamion
Author:

oliviacirce |

oliviacirce
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds
Pairings: Kip/Artorin Damara
Rating: Explicit
Summary: "Right," Zemius said. "So—when Dora asked His Serene and Radiant Holiness the Last Emperor if the regency ceremony was a wedding, it reminded me of something, and well, Kip, I don't think you're going to want to hear this, but the thing is—it was a wedding."
content notes: spoilers for Artorin Damara's Secret Name
Length: 1:12:03
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Title: The Anchorage of One's Soul
Author:

celebros
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Hands of the Emperor/Nine Worlds
Pairings: Artorin Damara|Fitzroy Angursell/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: teen and up
Summary: During their first month all together at the house, Ludvic, Rhodin, and Conju each took a turn at taking Kip aside and asking him about his feelings.
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Length: 0:31:50
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Title: On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father
Author:

nenya_kanadka
Reader:

kalakiryakalakirya
Fandom: Murderbot Series
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: I never set out to start a robot uprising when I came to Pelling Station. I just wanted the leaked pilot of the new Sanctuary Moon spinoff, On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father.
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Length: 0:20:57
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Title: No chaos in the world
Author: [Bad username or site: nele" @ archiveofourown.org]
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Iron Bull/Dorian
Rating: Explicit
Summary:

“No Qunari would accept a Tevinter mage so easily... unless it was a ruse. When should I expect a knife in the back?”

It was a ruse, at least in the beginning.

content notes: graphic depictions of violence
Length: 7:47:27
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Title: the map is not the territory
Author:

sixthlight
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: The Old Guard
Pairings: Joe/Nicky
Rating: mature
Summary: If you asked anybody in the castle right now, they’d say that Duke Nicolò did have a concubine, and his name was Yusuf al-Kaysani. Neither Yusuf nor the Duke had ever said so in so many words, of course, but it was understood. It was also untrue. The real story was much stranger.
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Length: 00:48:14
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Title: Maínomai
Author:

DachOsmin
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Hades (video game)
Pairings: Achilles/Patroclus
Rating: Teen and up
Summary:

Patroclus knew three things as he died.

First: If Achilles had loved Patroclus more than his own godsdamned pride, he’d have joined the battle and the Greeks would have won the day.

Second: if Achilles had loved Patroclus more than his own godsdamned glory, they would never have joined the war in the first place. They might have lived out their days together in peace, far from the bloody plains of Ilium. And Patroclus would not have died in a foreign land, alone.

Third: Death had stripped away the pain in his body. The pain in his soul remained.

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Length: 17:04
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Crossposts: https://kalakirya.livejournal.com/85378.html

Title: Irons
Author:

daroos |

daroos
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: MCU, Hawkeye (Comics)
Pairings: Clint Barton & Kate Bishop, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes
Rating: Teen and up
Summary:
"Irons served everything waffle, in a remarkably successful marketing ploy from the early days when a confluence of their opening day and the great Midtown blackout meant the shop ran entirely on a backup generator."

This is the story of how Clint's waffleporium led to love and companions popping up in unexpected places, how family isn't always the best thing for your blood pressure, and how taking ownership doesn't have to be a chore.

content notes: human trafficking
Length: 1:16:28
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Title: A Lot of Edges Called Perhaps
Author:

hansbekhart
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Pairings: Lan Zhan/Wei Wuxian
Rating: Explicit
Summary: The funny part is - and it is a little funny, even if Wei Wuxian has no one left to share the joke with - they never have. Not anything. He has never kissed any part of Lan Zhan besides his slim hands; never been even partially undressed with him anywhere besides a miserable, xuanwu-infested cave. It’s always been like this between them, this simmering need, this desperate understanding: a knowledge so deep that it lives somewhere in his bones, that if he wanted to have Lan Zhan he could have him, and if Lan Zhan wanted Wei Wuxian he could have that too. But they never have.
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Length: 02:23:27
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Crossposts: https://kalakirya.livejournal.com/84648.html

Title: An Eye for Quality
Author:

linelenagain
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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Length: 9:03:51
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Crossposts: https://kalakirya.livejournal.com/82491.html

Title: Call Me Maybe
Author:

jo_lasalle |

jo_lasalle
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Guardian
Pairings: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Rating: Explicit
Summary: A story in which Zhao Yunlan is good at paperwork, Shen Wei is an unreliable borrower of clothes, and the Black Cloaked Envoy needs better occupational health and safety provisions.
content notes: an argument could be made for sex pollen, but the argument could also be made against it *makes weighing motion*
Length: 1:04:59
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Title: Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do)
Author:

who_la_hoop
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Discworld
Pairings: Maladict/Polly Perks
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary:
Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.

But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .

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Length: 02:27:53
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Crossposts: https://kalakirya.livejournal.com/81870.html

Title: to fall but in your arms
Author:

naye
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV)
Pairings: Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán
Rating: general audiences
Summary: It isn't even a choice. It is simply the right thing to do. Shen Wei has let himself fall away from Zhao Yunlan once before, from a rooftop in Dragon City. He can do it again here.
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Length: 1:32:39
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Title: Not Endearing
Author:

shadowsapiens
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Pairings: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Rating: general audiences
Summary: He strives to be as diligent as ever, but somehow the same text takes twice as long to read, the same essay takes twice as long to write, when Wei Wuxian lounges across the table, twirling his hair between his fingers.
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Length: 0:03:41
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Title: The Mercy of the Force
Author:

settiai
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairings: Padmé Amidala/Ahsoka Tano
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Padmé Amidala survived, and the galaxy shifted.

Or, if you prefer: glimpses of a life that could have been.
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Length: 0:14:25
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Title: Coffee Break
Author:

philomytha
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Rivers of London
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Criminals are stupid, Lesley always says, but sometimes they're also spectacularly unlucky.
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Length: 0:07:40
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Crossposts: https://kalakirya.livejournal.com/81170.html

Title: Winter Cities
Author:

tofsla
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Pairings: Kaiou Michiru/Tenoh Karuka
Rating: mature
Summary: Haruka and Michiru, a long way from home.
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Length:0:10:16
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Title: Just Us
Author:

frith_in_thorns
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Guardian
Pairings: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Zhao Yunlan was attacked. Shen Wei does not deal with this well.
content notes: graphic depictions of violence
Length: 0:17:50
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DA2: A Detailed Accounting [...]

Nine Worlds: with a winged heart

Nine Worlds: Darkness and Light

Nine Worlds: Emerald Truth, Three Ways

HOTE: What Makes a Pearl

Nine Worlds: Seeds of Devotion

Nine Worlds: Epithalamion

HOTE: The Anchorage of One's Soul

Murderbot: On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father

[DA:I] No chaos in the world

[The Old Guard] the map is not the territory

Hades: Maínomai

(MCU) Irons

MDZS: A Lot of Edges Called Perhaps

The Hobbit: An Eye for Quality

[Guardian] Call Me Maybe

Discworld: Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do)

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Sailor Moon: Winter Cities

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