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Title: Electric
Author: pendrearc
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Awesome Lady: Root
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Into the sequence of If-Then statements that codes the physical world someone has fired the event of her face meeting rough brick, and her body handles this as it is programmed to. She’d like to shuffle it all off like a snake, leave the dried husk behind to be buried wherever they hide girls that don’t matter.
Warnings: canon-typical violence
Length: 6 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3





Title: First Blood
Author: cosmic_llin
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek TNG/DS9
Awesome Lady: Lwaxana Troi
Rating: General
Summary: Lwaxana Troi is a woman who would kill to protect her children.
Warnings: Dominion War
Length: 2 minutes 22 seconds
text at AO3




Title: where you go, i go
Author: <EllieMurasaki
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: 19th century civic allegory
Awesome Ladies: Justice, Liberty, Truth
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Hey, same-sex marriage is legal now in some places, so why not?
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 18 seconds
text at AO3




Title: New Discoveries in Plastic
Author: alba17
Readers: kalakirya, jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Morgana/Morgause
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Morgause introduces Morgana to a new sex toy.
Warnings: none
Length: 5 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3

Title: Hear It In The Thunder And The Rain
Author: funkyinfishnet | funkyinfishnet
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Spartacus
Pairings: Agron/Nasir, Saxa/Sibyl
Rating: teen/pg13
Summary: In a reclusive villa, a Roman woman, Laeta, expects a child. Her household is made up of free men and women, scarred, battered, and determined. They're not so strange in a world pulling itself back together. No one has any idea who they really are.
Warnings: post-finale, spoilers for the finale
Length: 17 minutes 33 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (18MB) ( streaming under the cut )

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Title: Riding Shotgun, Going Nowhere
Author: wolfish_willow | wolfish_willow
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel/Castiel
Rating: NC17/Explicit
Summary: Sam knows he should just be happy with the relationship he's got with Gabriel and Castiel. He knows better than to fall in love with them. That doesn't stop him from wishing they had something more.
Warnings/Enticements: emotional hurt/comfort, insecurity
Length: 39 minutes 35 seconds
text at AO3

recorded for eosrose as part of a charity-thingywolfish_willowwolfish_willowkalakiryaeosrose

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Title: Wolf Man's Party
Author: molly
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf, Supernatural
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, spoiler pairings (highlight if you're curious, though I recommend reading/listening first for maximum LOLs) Dean Winchester/Melissa McCall, Sam Winchester/Chris Argent/Victoria Argent
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: In which Dean and Sam Winchester investigate reports of a high school lacrosse team in Beacon Hills, California almost entirely comprised of werewolves, and the expedient application of chocolate chips to the problem first endangers, then saves, several lives.
Warnings: none
Length: 26 minutes 06 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (24MB) (rom the audioarchive)



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Title: Overcome by Ordinary Contentment
Author: dogeared
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: none
Rating: general/G
Summary: In which there are sandwiches and naps and an epic game of tag.
Warnings: fluff and sad in roughly equal measure
Length: 8 minutes 01 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (8MB) (from the audioarchive)



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points: (1(fandom-SPN) +5 (fandom-teenwolf)+1(Derek/Stiles) +5(Allison/Scott) +10(mystery pairing1) +10 (mystery pairing2) x 3(time) = 96
points: (5(fandom-teen wolf) + 5(teen wolf:gen)) x 1(time) = 10

total for this post = 106

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3 (party) (contentment)

Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So much so, in fact, that I've done... sixteen more XD Since there are so many of them, I've put streaming in for four of them as samples

ALL 16 AS A ZIP FILE (52 MB) from the audioficarchive

Stiles/Derek Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 43 seconds
text

Erica/Boyd Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 59 seconds
text

Allison/Lydia Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 3 seconds
text



Allison/Scott Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 29 seconds
text

Scott/Stiles Feels
time 3 minutes 32 seconds
text

Derek and Erica Go Shopping
time 2 minutes 11 seconds
text

Derek and Stiles as Puppies
time 39 seconds
text

Stiles/Derek Phone Sex
time 5 minutes 40 seconds
text

Derek is a Lumberjack and He's OK
time 5 minutes 28 seconds
text

Erica and Boyd and Photos
time 1 minute 40 seconds
text (I can't find it D:)

Boyd/Lydia Feels
time 1 minute 26 seconds
text

Boyd/Derek Feels
time 2 minutes 24 seconds
text

Kitten!Stiles and Pancakes
time 1 minute 43 seconds
text

Boyd/Derek Arthurian AU
time 1 minute 35 seconds
text

Scott and Stiles and Hugs
time 1 minute 32 seconds
text

Danny/Stiles Future fic (warning for character death)
time 2 minutes 45 seconds
text

cover by yours truly XD (note that each podfic has its own cover, this is just the general cover for the group)