kalakirya

Title: Constructing a Biography
Authorco-creators: bluegeekem and kalakirya
Fandom: Murderbot
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Murderbot finds the process of creating a biography for the upcoming documentary release... complicated.
content notes: none
Length: 0:17;34
text at AO3



download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

created for pod_together 2023

Author:shellybelle
Reader:reena_jenkins,daroos, andkalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Rating: explicit
Summary: Five years before they meet as Hawkeye and the Black Widow, they meet as Clint and Natasha. There is a romance, a marriage, and then, predictably, everything goes absolutely to hell, and Clint still thinks they should be getting royalty money from the DVD sales of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. (Or: boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl get married. Boy and girl neglect to do background checks.)
content notes: none
Length: 1:24:58
text at AO3



direct link to mp3 (left-click to download, right-click to stream)

download m4b

cover by reena_jenkins <3

Title: Important Angel Business
Author: entangled_now
Readers: kdheart and kalakirya
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Sam has no idea how Gabriel got his number.
Warnings: none
text at AO3

KDheart as Sam and kalakirya as Gabriel download (22:02)


Kalakirya as Sam and KDheart as Gabriel download (21:33)


OK, so KDheart and I have both recorded this story before; my version is here, and KDheart's version (a co-pod with sarshi) is here. But we were talking about repods/multipods, and how different podficcers reading the same story can produce different podfics, and how much fun it is to record a multivoiced podfic with someone in the same (metaphorical) space, and how this story is great and there can never be too many versions (majoline and tenoko1 have also podficced this story), and we decided to record it twice, switching off voices, to show how different (and similar, in some ways!) different recordings can be. Each of us edited the version in which we have Sam's voice, and we made different decisions about how breaths to leave in/take out, how much space to leave for the breaks, which takes to use, and so on. It was a fun excercise, and we hope that it's fun and interesting to listen to!

Title: Electric
Author: pendrearc
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Awesome Lady: Root
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Into the sequence of If-Then statements that codes the physical world someone has fired the event of her face meeting rough brick, and her body handles this as it is programmed to. She’d like to shuffle it all off like a snake, leave the dried husk behind to be buried wherever they hide girls that don’t matter.
Warnings: canon-typical violence
Length: 6 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3





Title: First Blood
Author: cosmic_llin
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek TNG/DS9
Awesome Lady: Lwaxana Troi
Rating: General
Summary: Lwaxana Troi is a woman who would kill to protect her children.
Warnings: Dominion War
Length: 2 minutes 22 seconds
text at AO3




Title: where you go, i go
Author: <EllieMurasaki
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: 19th century civic allegory
Awesome Ladies: Justice, Liberty, Truth
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Hey, same-sex marriage is legal now in some places, so why not?
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 18 seconds
text at AO3




Title: New Discoveries in Plastic
Author: alba17
Readers: kalakirya, jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Morgana/Morgause
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Morgause introduces Morgana to a new sex toy.
Warnings: none
Length: 5 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3

Title: A Matter of Life and Death
Author: bethbethbeth
Reader: hananobira and kalakirya
Fandom: Harry Potter/Discworld
Pairings: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
Rating: PG-13/teen
Summary: In the end, Death comes for us all. For Severus Snape and Hermione Granger, it came with cups of tea and offers of employment.
Warnings: canonical character death. there's a happy ending, promise!
Length: 32 minutes 27 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (26.0MB) or as a podbook (19.4MB)


( streaming under the cut )

cover by hananobira!




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Title:Specialization
Author: entangled_now | entanglednow
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: NC-17/explicit
Summary: Sam gets cursed, poor Sam.
Warnings: tentacles, bondage, breathplay
text at AO3


kdheart's version, with art by kalakirya (16:47)

download as an mp3 (15.3MB)







kalakirya's version, with art by kdheart (17:58)

download as an mp3 (15.3MB)








points: (1(fandom)+5(pairing)+0(bonus))2(length) = 12

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Title: the Mutant Tea Shop AU
Collaborators in Insanity: analise010, reena_jenkins , kalakirya
Fandom: Xmen/Hobbit AU fusion
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo, Marie/Logan
Rating: G
Summary: a series of voice memos
Warnings: CRACK GALORE
Length: 1 hours 21 minutes 43 seconds
text: as this is oral not!fic, there is no text

download (right-click) or stream (left-click) as an mp3 (86MB) or as a podbook (85MB)

cover by reenajenkins!




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Four months after the casting call came out, a cast of nine (plus one director) voiced fifteen characters (plus one narrator) (who themselves play eleven World of Warcraft characters) over two months of rehearsals which produced eight and a half hours of raw files which became an hour and sixteen minutes of edited podfic (after the services of one beta) and forty-two minutes of outtakes all of which are being offered in two different formats with custom art from one artist who also did one amazing ensemble piece that features one orc, two tauren, three elves, one troll, three undead, one golbin, and one cat. With a kitten thrown in for good luck.

tl:dr - it takes a village!

Title: Do You Want to Date My Avatar
Author: christycorr
Director: kalakirya 
Beta: starduchess 
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Allison/Scott, Lydia/Jackson
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In hindsight, maybe introducing the local werewolf contingent to the wonderful world of online gaming hadn't exactly been Stiles' best idea.
Warnings: none (CRAAAAAAACK)
Length: 1 hour 16 minutes 00 seconds
text at AO3

download (right-click and save) as an mp3 (70MB) as a podbook (42MB)

or  stream it



Featuring:
opalsong  as The Narrator
majoline  as Stiles
dr_fumbles_mcstupid  as Derek
piscaria  as Allison and first kidnapper
anna_unfolding  as Lydia and second kidnapper
kdheart  as Jackson and third kidnapper
24thkey  as Boyd and Danny
starduchess  as Scott and Peter
hananobira  as Erica and Isaac


BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! There are also outtakes and extras posted here


there's also some AMAZING  art by yue_ix 

Title: YOU MIGHT BE DEREK HALE
author: nat and gyzym
Reader: kalakirya and somnolentblue
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: none
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and somnolentblue MIGHT BE DEREK HALE
Length: kalakirya as nat (1:52) somnolentblue as nat (2:10) the blooper reel (8:45)
text on gyzym's tumblr
download kalakirya as nat  somnolentblue as nat  the blooper reel

or stream: kalakirya as nat




cover by kalakirya!



Title: Better Than Rocketship Underpants
authors: amazonziti and gyzym
Reader: kalakirya and somnolentblue
Fandom: Teen Wolf chatfics
Pairing: Scott/Allison, minor Stiles/Derek
Rating: general audiences
Summary: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and somnolentblue giggle over scott and stiles and allison and pancakes and Derek not being allowed to be angsty
Length: somnolentblue as amazonziti (9:35) kalakirya as amazonziti (8:37)
text on gyzym's tumblr
download somnolentblue as amazonziti kalakirya as amazonziti

or stream:

somnolentblue as amazonziti


kalakirya as amazonziti


cover by kalakirya!

Title: Memories of the Future
Author: emerald_embers
Podficcer: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers, Bladerunner
Relationship: Loki/Thor
Word Count: 10551
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Suicidal ideation, slavery of robots by humans.
Summary: Loki was a three-year-old replicant, starting to wear thin at the edges, when Thor first made him want to live.
Link to FIC MASTER POST
DOWNLOAD from mediafire: as an mp3 (60MB) as an m4b (62MB) (many thanks to akamine_chan for creating the podbook!)

notes: written and recorded as part of robotbigbang 2012, run by the lovely unavoidedcrisis. Many thanks to her and emerald_embers, who was a joy to work with <3



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