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Title: Heart of Sorrow, Heart of Silver
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] RoundedLoaf
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: For the first time since the Fall, the Grand Duchess of Damara celebrates Silverheart with her family.
content notes: canonical Shallyr terribleness
Length: 00:16:10
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Title: The End of Our Exploring
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] yunitsa
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds
Pairings: Artorin Damara/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: teen and up
Summary: In which I finally make my way home.
content notes: none
Length: 00:15:24
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Title: A Letter
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] breadandroses
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds
Pairings: Artorin Damara/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A letter written in Gorjo City, on the occasion of the viceroyship ceremony.
content notes: none
Length: 00:08:00
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Title: A Detailed Accounting of the Rigorous and Remarkable Struggles Faced by One Fereldan Refugee in the Singularly Capricious City of Kirkwall, as Experienced by the Illustrious Author
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] loquaciousquark
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age 2
Pairings: Fenris/Female Hawke, Donnic Hendyr/Aveline Vallen
Rating: Mature
Summary: Hawke keeps a journal.
content notes: none
Length: 7:49:47
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Title: with a winged heart
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] celebros
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds / Lays of the Hearthfire
Pairings: Artorin Damara (aka Fitzroy Angursell)/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: Explicit
Summary:

"Cliopher. Cliopher. Cliopher."

I blink. It's Conju, standing with his hands on my shoulders, and I go to answer him and realize that I am already speaking, babbling, and Franzel is behind him, wringing his hands and looking near tears. I try to focus on what I'm saying, but it's like a stream, light and splashing past me, too quick to hold, not enough to catch, somehow, somehow –

A few weeks before the start of the viceroyship ceremonies, Kip finds himself the unwitting recipient of a truth serum.

content notes: none
Length: 3:38:49
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Title: Darkness and Light
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] SunInGlory
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds / Lays of the Hearthfire
Pairings: Artorin Damara | Fitzroy Angursell/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: Cliopher Mdang has been kidnapped and thinks he's going to die. His Radiancy is never going to let that happen.
content notes: n/a
Length: 0:16:47
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Title: Emerald Truth, Three Ways
Author:
[archiveofourown.org profile] toffeecape
Reader:
[personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Lays of the Hearthfire (subset of Nine Worlds)
Pairings:
Artorin Damara | Fitzroy Angursell/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang, Adelia Ealoapeha/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang, Cliopher "Kip" Mdang & Conju an Vilius
Rating:
Mature
Summary:
Three ways truth serum could have been deployed during the Emerald Conspiracy case.
content notes:
Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Length: 0:47:31
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Title: What Makes a Pearl
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] breadandroses
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds / Hands of the Emperor
Pairings: Artorin Damara / Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Kip mentions that he was sick after working on the Littleridge Treaty. I took that tiny reference and ran with it.
content notes: set after Petty Treasons
Length: 0:19:23
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Title: Seeds of Devotion
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Quasar
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds
Pairings: Artorin Damara & Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: gen
Summary: Cliopher's second day as the Emperor's personal secretary is not entirely trouble-free, either.
content notes: none
Length: 0:12:04
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Title: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] bendingwind
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Varric/Cassandra
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Cassandra's soulmark was dark long before Kirkwall.
content notes: none
Length: 0:49:22
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Title: two halves
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] jasminetea
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Mulan (1998)
Pairings: Fa Mulan/Li Shang
Rating: general audiences
Summary:

Some days it sends a small shock through him when Mulan passes him tea and not a sword, that while she still speaks her mind, there is something very different between them.

“Some days I miss Ping.”

content notes: none
Length:0:02:21
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Title: Epithalamion
Author: [personal profile] oliviacirce | [archiveofourown.org profile] oliviacirce
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds
Pairings: Kip/Artorin Damara
Rating: Explicit
Summary: "Right," Zemius said. "So—when Dora asked His Serene and Radiant Holiness the Last Emperor if the regency ceremony was a wedding, it reminded me of something, and well, Kip, I don't think you're going to want to hear this, but the thing is—it was a wedding."
content notes: spoilers for Artorin Damara's Secret Name
Length: 1:12:03
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Title: Constructing a Biography
Authorco-creators: [profile] bluegeekem and [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Murderbot
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Murderbot finds the process of creating a biography for the upcoming documentary release... complicated.
content notes: none
Length: 0:17;34
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Title: Turn away at the western gate
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Mhalachai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Untamed / MDZS
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Cast out of the Cloud Recesses in secrecy following Qingheng-Jun’s death, the woman who was once Madam Lan makes her way across the lands as she mourns the loss of her sons. In Yiling she finds a small child, himself missing his parents. Can Liu Meihui help little Wei Ying when she can’t even help herself?
content notes: Madame Lan's canonical situation, allusions to rape, Wei Ying's canonical childhood, brief descriptions of dead bodies
Length: 1:27:55
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Title: The Anchorage of One's Soul
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] celebros
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hands of the Emperor/Nine Worlds
Pairings: Artorin Damara|Fitzroy Angursell/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: teen and up
Summary: During their first month all together at the house, Ludvic, Rhodin, and Conju each took a turn at taking Kip aside and asking him about his feelings.
content notes: none
Length: 0:31:50
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Title: On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] nenya_kanadka
Reader:  [personal profile] kalakiryakalakirya
Fandom: Murderbot Series
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: I never set out to start a robot uprising when I came to Pelling Station. I just wanted the leaked pilot of the new Sanctuary Moon spinoff, On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father.
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Length: 0:20:57
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Title: Labyrinths & Leviathans
Author: [personal profile] aunt_zelda | [archiveofourown.org profile] aunt_zelda
Readers: shmaylor, blackglass, silverandblue, voiletemerald, littleredrobinhood, wingedwords, and kalakirya | editing by kalakirya;
Fandom: Critical Role C2
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Essek runs a D&D equivalent for the Mighty Nein.
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Length: 0:09:23
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2022 stats

Jul. 2nd, 2023 02:50 pm
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Two for one! 2022 Stats here we come!

Nearly 11 hours of podfic posted in 2022, nearly three-quarters of which was No Chaos In the World, a Dorian/Iron Bull story that I love to pieces and which I was also working on in 2021, which is part of why it's misleading to do this by posted podfic, but it's what I have, so here we are.



yeah that tracks XD

Next up, what's the AO3 category of the main relationship?


Well, I was trying to podfic less m/m, and 2022 wasn't a good year for that, at least for duration. Now that I know that, I'm going to try to do better in 2023.

In 202..1? I think? I realized that this question was a little weird because it was squishing together the objectives of "making more podfic that's not just about dudeslash" and "making more podfic that's not about cis-men" so I also have a graph for the latter question.


Well, not great in terms of duration of podfic, actually not as bad as it could be in count. Still need to be better.


Which brings us to the series of stats that started it all, which I still don't think I'm doing right, but I'm trying, and I'd rather try and get it wrong than not try and never know. So: podfic produced by racial/ethnic background of the main character, where "main character" is "who I remember the story being about several months after I made it" and "racial/ethnic background" is a series of checks, first against the character's self-definition in the story, lacking that against their self-definition in canon, lacking that against their actor/voice actor's self-definition, lacking that. It's messy and deeply imperfect, but it's what I've got. Also, these categories are highly awkward and imprecise, and by their nature reductive. I'm American, and trying hard, but am probably fucking up.

Dorian Pavus and The Iron Bull to the rescue! I smashed this one the fuck out of the park, duration-wise! So that's v cool and I'm very proud of that. Also made basically the same overall amount of podfic (duration wise) for Black characters as for White characters (1:08:46 and 1:04:38 respectively) and I'm very pleased with that. Still more podfics by count for White characters, but overall I'm focusing on combined duration/length of podfic, so that gets a pass, given how by duration I've done really well on this metric. Go me!

So. Final 2022 podfic thoughts? It's really hard to podfic non-dudes, partly just because there's less fanfic for them (and fewer canons/characters for fandom to accrete around). Which isn't an excuse, but is a bit of reason. So. working on that. But, progress, personally!
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Welp my last stats post was a year late, and this one is more than that, but I'm hoping to catch up and post about 2022's stats soon, so wish me luck on that XD

Well, 2021 was obviously A Shit Time, but I did post 7 hours and 45 minutes of podfic, so go me XD


Basically my year was dominated by two 2+ hour MDZS podfics, with carve-outs for an MCU podfic and a DA:I podfic. Special shout-out to Not A Kind Man, a Spartacus podfic that I asked permission to do in 2019 XD


Yup, not a surprise, given the fandom breakdown, but damnit I keep failing at podficcing less m/m /o\ I managed it in 2020, but very much not in 2021, or  (spoilers) 2022. Working on it for 2023, but so far this year I have posted ZERO podfic, so it's not looking great /o\

In 2019's stats post I realized that I was trying to use this stat to measure both time spent on non-m/m and on non-cis!men, which are related but different stats, so here's the graph for gender of the main character, where "main character" is mostly, but not exclusively, the pov character. It's not a perfect science, and I'm not sure everyone would agree with who I've designated as "main character", but it's a thing I'm experimenting with. It doesn't improve my stats though /o\


Which brings us to the series of stats that started it all, which I still don't think I'm doing right, but I'm trying, and I'd rather try and get it wrong than not try and never know. So: podfic produced by racial/ethnic background of the main character, where "main character" is "who I remember the story being about several months after I made it" and "racial/ethnic background" is a series of checks, first against the character's self-definition in the story, lacking that against their self-definition in canon, lacking that against their actor/voice actor's self-definition, lacking that. It's messy and deeply imperfect, but it's what I've got. Also, these categories are highly awkward and imprecise, and by their nature reductive. I'm American, and trying hard, but am probably fucking up. Special shout-out to In Heavier Air, a Dragon Age: Inquisition story about an Avvar inquisitor - the Avvar being a fantasy!indigenous tribe (?) who are canonically pale-skinned and light-haired. Which. Ok. It is very possible to be both of those things and *also* indigenous/native and/or white-passing. That said, the handling of the Avvar in canon is - kinda weird. I tried to find thoughts on them from a Native/Indigenous perspective, and was unsuccessful, and part of the reason that this analysis is being posted in 2023 is because I kept trying to find more on that. I've eventually come down on the side of "it's better to have this be messy and wrong and in the world", especially since this post has very little reach, and is basically me navel-gazing and holding myself accountable. So. My handling of it is Not Good. But I'm trying to do better.

Also, hey, I super definitely podficced more non-white characters than I did white characters! Pretty much entirely due to MDZS, with some help from Guardian. I'm aware that colorism is also a thing, so this is not the be-all and end-all, and I need to work on podficcing more Black characters, but I'm still going to celebrate the small wins.


So, mostly Not Good. Working on that.

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Yay Summer Swap!

Fandoms I like, with notes, in no particular order:

Young Wizards - tiny fandom of my heeaaaaart. I love them so much. So much. So so so much. All of them. Everyone. In every time and place.
Vorkosigan - I have many many feelings about everyone: Miles, Cordelia, Aral, Ekaterin, Gregor, Simon, Elena, Kareen, Alys, Ivan, Taura, Tej, Laisa, Ethan, Bothari, Elli, Dono, Jole… Everyone. They are my darlings. All of them should have everything they deserve, with everything that entails.
Dragon Age: Inquisition - I love everyone except Blackwall, whom I'm afraid I don't have much patience for. Krem and Harding are also excellent, should you want to go in this direction.
Guardian - I know that this might be a bit more of a stretch, but if you're interested, there's some lovely fic for this tiny, beautiful, sometimes quite silly show. I mostly ship Zhao Yunlan/Shen Wei, but so does the show :D
Scum Villain's Self Saving System - I love this entirely nutty canon to itty bitty bits. Here for Luo Binghe/Shen Qinqiu and Mobei-Jun/Shan Qinghua
Murderbot - ALL THE FOUND FAMILY ALL THE TIME
Nine Worlds Series - look I know this is a long shot and most of the canon is literal doorstoppers and have some issues but I love them and I don't care. Surprisingly, less here for the h/c and more for the fluff (I know, I'm surprised too!)

Additional non-fandom-specific things I love:
  • Unusual formats (twitfic! Not!fic! Epistolary! Recipes! Journaling!)
  • Slice-of-life
  • AUs (Murderbot but if everyone has daemons! Scum Villain but it's Dungeons and Dragons! Vorkosigan but the Imperium is a condominium HOA!) (I don't think any of these exist but if you want to oral-not!fic something BE MY GUEST I WOULD LOVE IT)
  • Character study 
  • Playing with the medium (sound effects! Music! Free talk!)

Look, it's been a long-ass month year multiple years decade I'd rather not receive angst. I'm not saying that I'm only interested in marshmallow fluff, and a few short moments of angst are ok, but I'd like for the overall tone to be on the happy side. More specific squicks/triggers include:

no-escape situations (either real or metaphorical – eg backed into a corner, despair, suicidal ideation, variations on "you have nowhere (else) to go", "no one will believe you")
dub- or non-con
misunderstandings/miscommunication as a plot device
chase scenes 
major character death
Power imbalance
Scat/watersports/necrophilia
honestly please just stay away from anything that gets iffy in a mental-health way. If you're not sure, please please please ask - comment here anonymously or as the mods to pass it along.

Have fun!

(Look I know this is basically the same as my last few letters but in my defense I don't switch fandoms so much as accumulate them, like a snowball)
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Title: Her Lady's Champion
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Settiai3
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role Campaign 1
Pairings: Vex/The Raven Queen
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary:

Vex fell.

Then she rose up.

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Length: 0:07:52
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Title: in the rooms of her ice-water mansion
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hauntedjaeger
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Old Guard
Pairings: gen
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary:

They’ve got her bundled in completely; nothing is exposed except her face. Everything feels so heavy, especially Nile’s eyelids. “Can I fall asleep?”

“No.”

“I’m gonna.”

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Length: 0:12:02
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