kalakirya

Title: This Wasn't What the Brochure Promisedkahn
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Rating:  T
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 49 minutes
Author's Summary: Tony, Steve, Clint and Bruce spend quality time together in a cave. Tony does not build another arc reactor (even if he sort of needs one). Steve is all Protective Leader. Clint is terrifyingly good with a knife. Bruce bleeds and snarks. There is banter and embarassing amounts of schmoop and the boys get very touchy-feely.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at mediafire

points: 5 (reader) + 5 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 30
x-posted at cap_ironman here

Title: Exceeding Orders
Author: philomytha
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Vorkosiverse
Rating: G
Pairing: none
Length: 3 minutes
Author's Summary: What if Illyan had ordered Miles to find him an elephant?
text at AO3
Download Link at mediafire

points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 16
podfic_bingo square: gen

points total for this post: 46

Title: You're a Rich Little Boy (who's had to work for his toys)
kalakiryaAuthor: snowdarkred
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Rating:  R (warnings for vague descriptions of torture, permanent injury, ableist slur)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper/Steve
Length: 22 minutes
Author's Summary: Your name is Tony fucking Stark, and this is how it goes: Start, stop, start again. Rinse. Repeat.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 28
podfic_bingo monthly challenge: beginnings

Title: Crossover Event
Author: haunted
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Marvel-verse
Rating: G
Pairing: Jessica Jones/Luke Cage/Danny Rand  (aka Power Woman/Power Man/Iron First)
Length: 11 minutes
Author's Summary: There's no handbook for the dynamics of team-ups, so Jessica has to learn how things fit as she goes.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 27

Title: Overheard on the Party Line
Author: bessemerprocess
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: M / PG-13
Pairing: Steve/Thor/Natasha
Length: 6 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy and Loki stumble on to something they aren't supposed to see.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 26

Title: Much Sooner Forgotten
Author: sinuous_curve
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Thor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Loki/Sif/Fandral
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: Neither of them react when Loki emerges from the mirror. They have both seen his most treasured trick a hundred thousand times. Fandral, sitting on the bottom of Sif's bed, lifts his head with tired eyes and manages a small, conciliatory smile. "It's not as bad as it looks," he says.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 27

Title: Twist to Fit
Author: zvi
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: They've been together a while now. They're getting comfortable with one another.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 17

total points for this post: 125

Title: Tomorrow Belongs to Me
kalakiryaAuthor: valtyr
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (2012)
Rating: Mature/NC-17
Pairing: Steve/Tony, Jane/Thor, Pepper/Natasha
Length: 9 hours 56 minutes
Author's Summary: Steve wakes up in the 21st Century. He doesn't think much of it, and it's dubious about him. He meets a Norse God, joins a superhero team, and feels terribly awkward about the whole monument at Arlington he's rendered obsolete by not being dead. Meanwhile, Tony is trying to make his mark on history by being the man who finally drove Nick Fury over the edge.
text at AO3
lovely art by made_of_tin here and here (spoilers!)
music is Protect and Survive (live at Loch Ness) by Runrig
Download Links at the audioarchive: COMPLETE (mp3)  COMPLETE (podbook)

x-posted at cap_ironman here
podbook by cybel here (dreamwidth) or here (audioarchive)

podfic_bingo square: 2+ hours
reader's notes: BEWARE THE DOWNLOAD TIMES. The downloads contain zipped files of between 170 and 186 MB and each of those contains 2 mp3 files. I'm sorry it's so broken up, but couldn't find anywhere to upload it in one go (for free anyway. Impoverished student doing my best!). This is the longest fic I've recorded but I think it was the one that needed the least editing per unit-time (or did, until I felt compelled to go back in and make the pauses longer. yes well.)  and I had so much fun (and might be addicted to long!fics. bad kalakirya. yes well.) and am so excited to share I can't even tell you  :D

cover bycybell

cover by penumbren

Title: Let's Play Ball
kalakiryaAuthor: hoosierbitch
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Length: 17 minutes
Author's Summary: Someone slips something into Neal's drink. He has an allergic reaction.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace at the audioarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 17

Title: The Two Men in a Bed Affair
kalakiryaAuthor: laceymcbain
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Man from UNCLE
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen (shading to pre-slash, but mostly gen)
Length: 23 minutes
Author's Summary: Ten vignettes in which Illya and Napoleon share a bed.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace at the audioarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing: gen)  + 0 (language) = 18

Title: To Sail Against the Tide
kalakiryaAuthor: grey_bard
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 11 minutes
Author's Summary: Four things the official histories of Middle Earth left out.
text at author's site at AO3
Download Link at sendspace at the audioarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 17

Title: The 100 Word Affair (Man from UNCLE drabbles)
kalakiryaAuthor: xparrot
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Man from UNCLE
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 5 minutes
Author's Summary: 100-word MUNCLE stories.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace at the audioarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 16

amplificathon points total: 68

Title: Imagine Them All in Their Underwear
Author: jukeboxhound
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Zack/Cloud/Aeris/Sephiroth 
Length: 10 minutes
Author's Summary: Zack wants Cloud's help, but passing notes in front of the whole of ShinRa while the president is giving a speech probably isn't the way to ask. 
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at sendspace

amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 10 (pairing (OT4!)) + 0 (language) = 22

Title: Typecasting
Author: jukeboxhound
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: "The movie that we watched for this was Thor: Hammer of the Gods, on Scifi. I mean, Syfy. (Except that I’m a couple hours behind the other two and so I got most of the MSTing before watching it.) artimusdin started it with her OMG EIR’S!CLOUD WOULD BE HORRIFIED AT THIS and my LOL HE TOTALLY WOULD, and chofi got some input of her own."
text on LJ
Download Link at sendspace

amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 10 (pairing:gen) + 0 (language) = 22

points total for this post: 44

Title: Metal Heart
kalakiryaAuthor: ashinan
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Tony 
Length: 14 minutes
Author's Summary: No one has ever asked Tony Stark if he was fine.
text at AO3 on LJ on tumblr
Download Link at the audioarchvie

amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 27
also at cap_ironman HERE

Title: Protect You
kalakiryaAuthor: ashinan
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 5 minutes
Author's Summary: It’s become ridiculous lately, how easily the villains have adapted to Tony’s brand of recklessness.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioarchive

amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 26
also at cap_ironman HERE

Title: The Best of Life is But Intoxication
kalakiryaAuthor: kellifer_fic
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton, Steve/Tony, Jane/Thor
Length: 30 minutes
Author's Summary: Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive

amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 4 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 x 3 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 49
podfic_bingo square: read (drunkenly)

Title: With A Little Help From My Friends
kalakiryaAuthor: lucdarling
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 19 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy Lewis has tased a literal God but that didn't help her last week. That's where the Avengers come in. Darcy has a lot to learn but she's got the best teachers.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive (permanent)

amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing:gen) + 0 (language) = 28


Title: 64 Colors
Author: musesfool
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy's life is weird, but she kind of likes it.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive (permanent)

amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing:gen) + 0 (language) = 28

amplificathon points total this post: 49 + 28 + 28 = 105

Title: A Meeting of Minds
Author: crimsonquills
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (Universe 616 - after "Extremis" and before "Execute Program")
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 1 hour 59 minutes
Author's Summary: As it turns out, the Extremis hadn't quite finished rewriting Tony's brain. The only potential fix has...consequences.
text at AO3 at author's website at Tony/Steve archive
Download Link at sendspace

podfic_bingo square: echo effect
amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 12 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing) + 0 = 37
cap_ironman

So gyzym wrote a bunch of Steve/Tony kidfics on tumblr, and I podficced them, because they're adorable and lovely and squee-ful and just so, so perfect.

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download link for ALL THE BEDTIME STORIES as mp3s (123 MB) as one big podbook (75MB)
tumblr tag for (almost) all the bedtime stories here (shortcut-stories)
         except  Steve and Tony Pre-Jaime (aka bedtime story at three eighteen pee em), which is only under (bedtime stories)

amplificathon total:5 (reader) + 10 (total length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (tony/steve) + 10 (jaime/OC) + 0 (language) = 45

podfic_bingo squares: read animatedly, read with a smile, <10 minutes long

NOW REMASTERED

Title: A Meeting of Minds
Author: crimsonquills
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (Universe 616 - after "Extremis" and before "Execute Program")
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 1 hour 59 minutes
Author's Summary: As it turns out, the Extremis hadn't quite finished rewriting Tony's brain. The only potential fix has...consequences.
text at AO3 at author's website at Tony/Steve archive
Download Link at sendspace

podfic_bingo square: echo effect
amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 12 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing) + 0 = 37
cap_ironman


cover by the lovely cybel