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Title: The More Things Change
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] icarus_chained
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and he who shall be known as LegoAss
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: A quick conversation between Nick Fury and a dimensionally-misplaced J'onn J'onzz.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (2.74MB)

...unedited version

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3

look, what can I say, my boyfriend wanted in on the podfic thing! it was his idea, honest! (his pseud was also his idea. honest.)

points for kalakirya: 1 x (1+5+5+5) = 16 ; 1 x (1+5) = 6   => 22

points for LegoAss: 1 x (1+5+5+5+10) = 26 ; 1 x (1+5+10) = 16  => 42
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Title: Rules for Running With Wolves
Author: [tumblr.com profile] deanxstiles
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: none
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: a tumblr fic/poem/thingy
Warnings: suggestion of character death
Length: 3 minutes 32 seconds
text on tumblr
download as an mp3 (3MB) (right-click and save as)

streaming beneath the cut )

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3
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Title: Many Kinds of Man, Many Kinds of Bodywash
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] helens78
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
and KnucklesPop
Fandom: Old Spice Commercials
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing: Old Spice Guy/OFC
length: 4:30 (edited version) 6:00 (director's cut)
Author's Summary: An Old Spice Man can never allow himself to be defined by something as rigid as societal expectations of sex.
text at AO3
Download Links at the audiofic archive: edited version   director's cut

reader's notes: so an offline friend and I recorded [livejournal.com profile] helens78's hilarious fic, but spent a fair amount of it laughing our heads off. For those curious as to what that sounded like, the director's cut version kept the hilarity (though I did edit out un-funny flubs :D). If that gets annoying, the edited version has (mostly) just the fic 

crossposted at the AO3

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Title: 5 Ways Gabriel Could Have Returned
Author/reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya 
Fandoms: Supernatural x Merlin (BBC) x Doctor Who x Stargate: Atlantis x Good Omens x Young Wizards
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: none
Length: 28 minutes
Author's Summary: AKA Gabriel pops in to see Arthur, chats with the Doctor, has a run-in with John and Rodney, doesn't get ahold of Aziraphale, just misses the Reconfiguration, and then goes home. AKA an excuse to get one of my favorite characters into many of my favorite fandoms. Still sad I couldn't work Marvel Loki in, but he just didn't fit *pouts* [Should still make some sense without knowledge of all fandoms, though it would help, Young Wizards in particular]
warnings: child abuse (narrowly averted), PTSD, angstangstangst
text at my LJ
Download: at mediafire

points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 1(SPN) + 1(Merlin) + 5(doctor who) + 1(SGA) + 5(good omens) + 10(young wizards) + 5(SPNgen) + 5(Merlingen) + 5 (DWgen) + 5(SGAgen) + 5(GOgen) + 10(YWgen) + 0 (language) = 5 + 3 +23 + 35 + 0 = 66

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Title: D17D0
Author: [personal profile] helens78
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and a male friend who would like to be known as KnucklesPop (there is an explanation, but it shall never, ever see the light of day)
Fandom: Iron Man
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Pepper/Tony
: 11 minutes
Author's Summary: Challenge: Tony's testing out some new armor, but he's late getting home -- which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor's more interesting systems.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace

WARNING: the both of us having a ball; we shared the narration in a way that made sense at the time, and hopefully it won't be too confusing, but it does switch back and forth a lot (for what it's worth, KnucklesPop is a cisgender guy who really, really wanted to read this - it was all his idea. Honest.)

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