kalakirya

Title: In Which Kiza Didn't Ask for the Treatment
Author:

halwen
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She hadn't asked for the recode treatment. Hadn't known it was even an option, really, on the backwater planet she and her father had washed up on.
content notes:
Length: 0:04:05
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

Title: A Girl Worth Fighting For
Author:

meinterrupted
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings: Aurora/Mulan
Rating: general audiences
Summary: You need to find a better way to channel your anger.

After the events of Lady of the Lake, Mulan teaches Aurora to spar.
content notes: none
Length: 0:08:43
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

Title: Of Letters Never Sent
Author:

selenay
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who (12th Doctor era)
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She asked the Doctor once about visiting her younger self and he'd given her a two hour lecture about time and paradoxes and theories about time stability. She hadn't understood all the maths he'd scrawled on the blackboard, but she'd followed enough of it to work out that meeting her previous self was a Very Bad Idea.
content notes:
Length: 0:04:33
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

Title: look ahead (at a clear sky)
Author:

walkthegale
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Yasha/Zuala
Rating: general audiences
Summary: It was only a matter of time. (A Zuala Lives AU.)
content notes: none
Length: 0:03:45
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

Crossposts: https://kalakirya.livejournal.com/78817.html

Title: Put Away Childish Things
Author:

arsenic
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Tony/Pepper, Tony/Pepper/Clint/Natasha/Phil/Thor/Jane/Bruce/Steve
Rating: R/mature (not for sex. I'll do that podfic another time. see warnings)
Author's Summary: Tony and Clint are captured by villains who can only get what they want from a child-Tony. So, obviously, they de-age him. Because comics.
Reader's Summary: one hour of hurt, two-and-a-half hours of comfort, 45 minutes of found family feels
Warnings: child abuse, torture, de-aging, hurt/comfort LISTEN TO THE WARNINGS GUYS I MEAN IT
Length: 4 hours 29 minutes 41 seconds
text at AO3

download as an mp3 245MB) or as a podbook (146MB)

no cover. not because I was running out of time (I've been working on this for several months and have a BAZILLION covers - but none felt right. so no cover)

points: 8 x (1 + 5 +10) = 128

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3

I'll be honest guys: this podfic has practically nothing to do with amplificathon and everything to do with the fact that it found my id's buttons and played whack-a-mole with them.
(that having been said, I was good and restrained myself from claiming points for every single combination of this OT9 - tony/pepper is because it's plot-relevant, but the endgame is OT9).

Crossposts: http://kalakirya.livejournal.com/63120.html

Title: Crossing the Bridge
Author:

rivkat
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating:NC17/Explicit
Summary: for svmadelyn's prompt: I'd love to see some Sam/Dean, or, ah, Sam/Lucifer on the theme of an Indecent Proposal. The story came out as Lucifer + Sam/Dean.
Warnings: incest, Devil makes them do it
Length: 24 minutes 31 seconds
text at AO3
recorded for

eosrose as part of a charity-thingy

download from the audioarchive (available as an mp3 and a podbook)

covers by me! I couldn't decide between the human and angel/demon versions. Both the mp3 and the podbook use the human one because it came first in the line-up on my computer, but the other is almost makes more sense with the story, so it's your call :)

dolls made with chibimaker

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3

Crossposts: http://kalakirya.livejournal.com/51245.html

Title: Spontaneous Knotting of an Agitated String
Author:

teprometo
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek Hale/String
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Summary: Derek encounters a wild string on the pavement.
Warnings: knotting, crack
Length: 4 minutes 4 seconds
text as an mp3 (4MB)

cover by me!

at amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, teenwolfpodfics, AO3

Crossposts: http://kalakirya.livejournal.com/48918.html

Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So much so, in fact, that I've podficced... 16 more of them XD though there aren't individual downloads, the files are clearly marked, so if you don't want one (or more!) of them, they should be easily weeded-out

ALL 16 AS A ZIP FILE (52 MB) from the audioficarchive

total: 52 minutes

Stiles/Derek Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 43 seconds
text

Erica/Boyd Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 59 seconds
text

Allison/Lydia Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 3 seconds
text

Allison/Scott Domesticity Meme
time: 6 minutes 29 seconds
text

Scott/Stiles Feels
time 3 minutes 32 seconds
text

Derek and Erica Go Shopping
time 2 minutes 11 seconds
text

Derek and Stiles as Puppies
time 39 seconds
text

Stiles/Derek Phone Sex
time 5 minutes 40 seconds
text

Derek is a Lumberjack and He's OK
time 5 minutes 28 seconds
text

Erica and Boyd and Photos
time 1 minute 40 seconds
text (I can't find it D:)

Boyd/Lydia Feels
time 1 minute 26 seconds
text

Boyd/Derek Feels
time 2 minutes 24 seconds
text

Kitten!Stiles and Pancakes
time 1 minute 43 seconds
text

Boyd/Derek Arthurian AU
time 1 minute 35 seconds
text

Scott and Stiles and Hugs
time 1 minute 32 seconds
text

Danny/Stiles Future fic (warning for character death)
time 2 minutes 45 seconds
text

cover by yours truly XD (note that each podfic has its own cover, this is just the general cover for the group)

Title: Gift of Asylum
Authors:

carleton97 and

sister_wolf
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Clint/Darcy, background Pepper/Tony, Jane/Thor, Fandral/Hogun, Natasha/Steve
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The story of how Darcy Lewis accidentally helps found the Avengers while having an epic, failboaty romance with that dude she nailed in a bar two years ago. Tasers, jackbooted thugs, Tony Stark, and life-altering job offers are par for the course when you help discover an alien/god dude with amazing pecs.
Length: 4 hours 46 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioarchive as an mp3 as a podbook

many thanks to

fire_juggler for putting together the podbook!

cover by yours truly

crossposted to amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, podfic_bingo (square: het)

Title: Many Kinds of Man, Many Kinds of Bodywash

kalakiryaAuthor: helens78
Reader: kalakirya and KnucklesPop
Fandom: Old Spice Commercials
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Old Spice Guy/OFC
length: 4:30 (edited version) 6:00 (director's cut)
Author's Summary: An Old Spice Man can never allow himself to be defined by something as rigid as societal expectations of sex.
text at AO3
Download Links at the audiofic archive: edited version director's cut

reader's notes: so an offline friend and I recorded

helens78's hilarious fic, but spent a fair amount of it laughing our heads off. For those curious as to what that sounded like, the director's cut version kept the hilarity (though I did edit out un-funny flubs :D). If that gets annoying, the edited version has (mostly) just the fic

crossposted at the AO3

Title: You're a Rich Little Boy (who's had to work for his toys)

kalakiryaAuthor: snowdarkred
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: R (warnings for vague descriptions of torture, permanent injury, ableist slur)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper/Steve
Length: 22 minutes
Author's Summary: Your name is Tony fucking Stark, and this is how it goes: Start, stop, start again. Rinse. Repeat.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing) + 0 (language) = 28

podfic_bingo monthly challenge: beginnings

Title: Crossover Event
Author: haunted
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Marvel-verse
Rating: G
Pairing: Jessica Jones/Luke Cage/Danny Rand (aka Power Woman/Power Man/Iron First)
Length: 11 minutes
Author's Summary: There's no handbook for the dynamics of team-ups, so Jessica has to learn how things fit as she goes.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing) + 0 (language) = 27

Title: Overheard on the Party Line
Author: bessemerprocess
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: M / PG-13
Pairing: Steve/Thor/Natasha
Length: 6 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy and Loki stumble on to something they aren't supposed to see.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing) + 0 (language) = 26

Title: Much Sooner Forgotten
Author: sinuous_curve
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Thor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Loki/Sif/Fandral
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: Neither of them react when Loki emerges from the mirror. They have both seen his most treasured trick a hundred thousand times. Fandral, sitting on the bottom of Sif's bed, lifts his head with tired eyes and manages a small, conciliatory smile. "It's not as bad as it looks," he says.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing) + 0 (language) = 27

Title: Twist to Fit
Author: zvi
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: They've been together a while now. They're getting comfortable with one another.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing) + 0 (language) = 17

total points for this post: 125

Title: Open the World
Author: luzula
Reader:

kalakirya
Fandom: Due South
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Martha/George
Length: 1 hour 4 minutes
Author's Summary: In 1921, Martha ran away from home to study at a teacher's college.
text on LJ at AO3
Download Link at the audioarchive

other: many thanks to

snowynight, who helped me when I was stumped by the tidbits of Cantonese.
This was recorded for

podfic_lover as part of the scarlateenfans auction

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4 more Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology podfics

Put Away Childish Things

SPN: Crossing the Bridge

Teen Wolf: Spontaneous Knotting of an Agitated String

Gyzym's Teen Wolf not!fics

Avengers: Gift of Asylum

Old Spice crack/pr0n

A Fistful of Threesome Fics

DUE SOUTH: Open the World

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