kalakirya

Title: truth to tell
Author: halwen
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: gen
Summary: Truth to tell, Kima hasn’t thought of Allura in days.
content notes: set during episode 14
Length: 3:37
text at AO3

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Title: private things private
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: gen
Summary: Allura likes to keep her private things private.
content notes: none
Length: 2:40
text at AO3

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Title: thankful
Pairings: none
Rating: gen
Summary: In the underdark, Kima is thankful to Vox Machina. She doesn’t want to be.
content notes: set around episode 7-ish
Length: 3:37
text at AO3

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Title: Velvet
Author: tofsla
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Sailor moon
Pairings: Michiru/Haruka
Rating: mature
Summary: Learning to be both Michiru and Sailor Neptune is a process. Backstory.
content notes: Haruka gets misgendered
Length: 1:25:20
text at AO3


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Title: Five Wives Anthology
Author: ssstrychnine
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Mad Max: Fury Road
Pairings: the Angharad and Capable sections are Angharad/Capable
Rating: teen and up
Summary: backstories of the five wives
content notes: self-harm, implied rape/non-con
Length: 44:28
text at AO3


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recorded as part of the Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology VI

STREAMING AND DOWNLOAD FOR INDIVIDUAL STORIES all covers by me, many thanks for paraka for the streaming

Angharad (10:42, 9.82MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)

Capable (10:08, 9.31MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)

Toast (9:25, 8:65MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)

The Dag (7:45, 7.13MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)

Cheedo (8:38, 7.93MB) (right-click to stream, left-click to download)

Title: Sparrow
Author: hedda62 | hedda62
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest/Vorkosigan Saga
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: ImpSec analyst Harold Finch and ex-Armsman John Reese are both lonely outsiders; together, they fight crime. Though that will change, if Simon Illyan has anything to say about it.

AU-PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover (in other words, no one herein has ever seen New York). Some spoilers for Barrayar, but should be more or less comprehensible to all readers.

content notes: Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 00 minutes 44 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Goshawk
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: As Simon Illyan burrows into Harold Finch's history and investigates threats against ImpSec, his interests and those of Finch and Reese inevitably come into conflict.

Sequel to Sparrow (which should probably be listened to first). AU PoI/sorta-canon Vorkosiverse crossover. Spoilers through Barrayar; references to PoI canon but no actual spoilers.


content notes: references to suicide, past rape and past torture; Vorkosigan-standard ableism, infanticide, suicidal ideation
Length: 1 hours 42 minutes 05 seconds
text at AO3


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it's a series, so download links are at the end!

Title: La diritta via era smarrita (prequel) and Frate, non far: ché tu se' ombra, e ombra vedi
Author: whit_merule
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: supernatural
Pairings: Dean/Gabriel pre-slash in La diritta via; Dean/Gabriel, Gabriel/Castiel, Dean/Gabriel/Castiel in Frate non far
Rating: teen and up for La diritta via; mature for Frate non Far
Summary: Set after the season 7 finale. A Purgatory fairytale. Castiel and Dean find Gabriel in Purgatory. Though he has neither shape nor memories, he joins his path to theirs, as they all try to make their way out of the woods.
content notes: none for La diritta via; amnesia, some PTSD; light dom/sub, edgeplay for Frate non Far
Length: 5 hours 19 minutes 11 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: pinning the other against a wall
Author: 7iris | 7iris
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: hockey RPF
Pairings: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin
Rating: explicit
Length: 7 minutes 29 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: tyler's face when jamie says he's single
Rating: explicit
Length: 7 minutes 39 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: duende - unusual ability to attract or charm
Rating: explicit
Length: 14 minutes 44 seconds
text at AO3

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Title: written on the body soulmate AU
Rating: explicit
Length: 12 minutes 54 seconds
text at AO3

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for hananobira! partly bc she got me into hockey, and also bc she has a lot to celebrate right now <3

Title: Past Imperfect
Author: thehoyden | thehoyden
Reader: kalakirya and jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: explcit/nc-17
Summary: "You're being annoying, so no, I'd have to say this seems perfectly normal."
Warnings: none
Length: 14 minutes 26 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: I Would Find a Way
Author: marguerite_26
Reader: jelazakazone and kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Merlin
Rating: explicit/no-17
Summary: The first time Merlin woke to see himself standing in the doorway of his chambers, he was startled so badly he tumbled out of bed.
content notes: self-cest, bondage, begging, sex magic, tentacles, sounding, mentions of bestiality, knotting
Length: 35 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Children of the Lonely Mountain
Author: Kivrinengle
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: technically Bilbo/Thorin, but basically gen
Rating: general audiences
Summary: A series of small stories set in and around "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to listen to that first!
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Length: 8:22:22 (with music) 7:49:02 (without music)
text at AO3

okay, here's where it gets REALLY complicated, because I have a music version and a non-music version (music notes are in the streaming section), and zipped mp3s and podbooks. and streaming. and also have been uploading previous sections as they're done. SO if you want the whole shebang in one go:

download zipped mp3s with music here (463MB)

download zipped mp3s without music here (433MB)

download podbook with music here (283MB)

download podbook without music here (264MB)

if you want just chapters 1-10, chapters 11-20, chapters 21-27


and there's streaming, covers and music for all the chapters here:

chapter one: in which frodo meets the sons of durin
music: My Dear Frodo, Unexpected Journey soundtrack


chapter two: in which bombur waits
(contains instances of disordered eating)
music: There's Always Sunday, Karen Matheson


chapter three: in which kili shoots
music: We Will Rock You, Red Hot Chili Pipers


chapter four: in which fili and kili are lost
music: Protect and Survive by Runrig


chapter five: in which minty is part of the family
music: Fisherman's Dream, Runrig


chapter six: in which in which fili opens a door
music: Song of the Lonely Mountain, Peter Hollens cover


chapter seven: in which frodo is not alone
music: Concerning Hobbits, Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack


chapter eight: in which gloin has two families
music: Living in Colour, Frightened Rabbit


chapter nine: in which thorin has a lovely daughter
(thorin gets upset/confused when Kili wears clothing marketed towards girls)
music: The Bath Song, The Tolkien Ensemble (poem by JRR Tolkien)


chapter ten: in which dori goes home
music: Caledonia by Dougie Maclean


chapter eleven: in which dis is free
music: Into the West - Annie Lennox, Return of the King soundtrack


chapter twelve: in which fili and kili are good at running
music: This is the Life - Amy MacDonald


chapter thirteen: in which thorin is possessive
music: Here is Where the Heart is - Wolfstone


chapter fourteen: in which this sons of durin are celebrities
music: Waiting for the Wheel to Turn - Karen Matheson


chapter fiveteen: in which kili needs his family
music: I See Fire - Peter Hollens (cover of Ed Sheeran)


chapter sixteen: in which bofur writes
music: This Strange Place - Wolfstone


chapter seventeen: in which the sons of durin are cowards
music: Walking Song (I) - The Tolkien Ensemble (words by J.R.R. Tolkien)


chapter eighteen: in which dwalin is a brother
music: Till I Sleep - Wolfstone


chapter nineteen: in which ori does not see the queen
music: This Season - Seven Nations


chapter twenty: in which bofur builds sandcastles
music: Feel so Near by Dougie Maclean


chapter twenty-one: in which kili is alone
music: An Eala Bhàn ("the white swan", Julie Fowlis


chapter twenty-two: in which kili is a picky eater
music: Cregg's Pipe Set, Tabache


chapter twenty-three: in which fili are kili are not orphans
music: òran na cloiche by mànran


chapter twenty-four: in which nori is a thief
music: jug of brown ale by tabache


chapter twenty-five: in which thorin is outmatched
music: it's thunder and it's lightning by we were promised jetpacks


chapter twenty-six: in which bilbo has unmemorable encounters
music: forfar sodger, old blind dogs


chapter twenty-seven: in which fili and kili are good at parties
music: the hobbit/lord of the rings by thepianoguys


podficcer's endnotes
music: don't stop believing, red hot chili pipers

Title: The Ones in the Middle
Author: zarabinthia
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Pairings: Katara/Toph
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Her favorite stories are of the master waterbender and the greatest earthbender on the planet.
Warnings: none
Length: 3 minutes 43 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: And I Will Try to be Asleep When You Come to Wake Me
Author: zarabinthia
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: She-Ra Princess of Power, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: The war was over, and Eternia was Adora's home now. But it didn't quite feel that way.
Warnings: none
Length: 14 minutes 33 seconds
text at AO3


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gifted to silly_cleo, as very late follow-ups to WAGFAPE :)

Title: A Handful of Sid/Geno Tumblr podfics
Author: cheesewithmy
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Sid/Geno
Rating: G - PG-13
Warnings: none
Length: 49 minutes 28 seconds
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Centerfold text (7:40)
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De-Aged text (9:35)
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Kiss Cam text (4:33)
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Massages text (4:13)
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Not Like a Brother text (8:07) (cis!girl geno)
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Touchstone text (15:17) (fantasy AU, warnings for violence)
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