kalakirya

Title: Put Away Childish Things
Author: arsenic
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Tony/Pepper, Tony/Pepper/Clint/Natasha/Phil/Thor/Jane/Bruce/Steve
Rating: R/mature (not for sex. I'll do that podfic another time. see warnings)
Author's Summary: Tony and Clint are captured by villains who can only get what they want from a child-Tony. So, obviously, they de-age him. Because comics.
Reader's Summary: one hour of hurt, two-and-a-half hours of comfort, 45 minutes of found family feels
Warnings: child abuse, torture, de-aging, hurt/comfort LISTEN TO THE WARNINGS GUYS I MEAN IT
Length: 4 hours 29 minutes 41 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 245MB) or as a podbook (146MB)


no cover. not because I was running out of time (I've been working on this for several months and have a BAZILLION covers - but none felt right. so no cover)

points: 8 x (1 + 5 +10) = 128


crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3


I'll be honest guys: this podfic has practically nothing to do with amplificathon and everything to do with the fact that it found my id's buttons and played whack-a-mole with them.
(that having been said, I was good and restrained myself from claiming points for every single combination of this OT9 - tony/pepper is because it's plot-relevant, but the endgame is OT9).

Title: They've All Gone to Look for America (The Doctor's Note Remix)
Author: pocky_slash
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)/The West Wing
Pairings: none
Rating: G/general
Summary: The Doctor always seems to know when the Bartlet senior staff needs a break.
Warnings: none
Length: 25 minutes 21 seconds
text at AO3


download as an mp3 (19.8MB) or as a podbook (16.3MB)


( streaming under the cut )

cover by me!



points: 3(time) x (5(dw:fandom)+5(ww:fandom)+5(dw:gen)+5(ww:gen)) = 60


crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3

Title: THE LOCKPICK IS HIS PENIS
Companions in oral not!fic: reena_jenkins, kalakirya, analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This story contains such diverse and wonderful topics as iron underpants, Ereborean haute cuisine, Gandalf Being A Dick, Thorin's majestic hair, the cultural importance of fans, and far too much laughter to be coherent. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, with significant spoilers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. Also fuck you, and your mother, and your mother's goats.
Warnings: GIGGLES. Also goats and potatoes.
Length: 19 minutes 46 seconds


download as an mp3 (18MB)

cover by reenajenkins!



Title: Loki Laufeyson: The Happy Hooker
Companions in oral not!fic: reena_jenkins and kalakirya, with commentary by the long-suffering analise010
Fandom: Thor, Avengers (it's distinctly in both! honest!)
Pairings: Thor/Jane
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
This story takes place in the Avengers movie'verse, and contains significant spoilers for the events of Thor, Thor 2: The Dark World, and The Avengers. In addition, it also contains such wonderful topics as fiberarts, family history, zombie goats, Etsy, yarn, did I mention the knitting and crocheting and fiber arts?, family feelings, big brothers, little brothers, socks, and hipster moms. Also, a lot of laughter, A LOT A LOT of laughter. And also terrible puns. This story is rated PG-13, contains the pairing Thor/Jane, and also a couple moments of spoilers for X-Men: First Class. (The collective Yarn Feelings of this story are intense. Brace yourself appropriately, before listening.)
Warnings: FEELS. also giggles.
Length: 27 minutes 42 seconds


download as an mp3 (24MB)

cover by reenajenkins!



Title: THOSE TIGHTS
Companions in oral not!fic: reena_jenkins, kalakirya, with commentary by the ever-lovely analise010
Fandom: the Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin (also background arwen/aragorn)
Rating: PG
Summary:
This story is rated PG, and contains additional tags for Alternate Universe - Ballet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plies, Pirouettes, The Nutcracker, Professional Ballet Company, Overbearing Fathers, Under-achieving Sons, Daddy Please Love Me, Thranduil's A+ Parenting, Gandalf Is A Dick, Ambient Train Noises. This story includes the pairing Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, and was recorded while on public transportation. It was a very spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment, beautiful moment of fangirl friendship... and hopefully, the background noise adds to that feeling of spontaneity, and enhances your listening experience. And hey - now you know the order of train stops for the train into New York City!
Warnings: ALL THE TRAIN NOISES. Also surprise tour-guiding.
Length: 28 minutes 47 seconds


download as an mp3 (25MB)

cover by reena-jenkins!



STREAMING HERE



points: LOCKPICK = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x2(time) = 10


THE   HAPPY   HOOKER = ( 5(thor)+1(avengers) + 5(thor/jane) )x3 = 33


THOSE   TIGHTS = ( 5(hobbit)+5(thorin/bilbo) )x3(time) = 30



THEREFORE kalakirya, reenajenkins and analise010 each get 73 points