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Title: Learning to Breathe
Author: cesperanza
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Gen (John/Rodney if you squint)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The moment he sets foot on Atlantis, he knows he is home.
Length: 16 minutes
text at the author's website
download from the audioficcarchive (15.6 MB)

cover by yours truly


crossposted at amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, sga_podfic, AO3
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Title: Learning to Breathe
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cesperanza
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Gen (John/Rodney if you squint)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The moment he sets foot on Atlantis, he knows he is home.
Length: 16 minutes
text at the author's website
download from the audioficarchive (15.6 MB)

cover by yours truly


crossposted at amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, sga_podfic, AO3
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Title: Rodney's Last Message
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speranza
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Hey, do me a favor, will you? Don't check your email for a while."
Length: 13 minutes 44 seconds
text on author's website
Download from the audioficarchive

crossposted to amplificathon, amplificathon on DW, sgapodfic, podfic_bingo (square - read slowly), AO3
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Title: 5 Ways Gabriel Could Have Returned
Author/reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya 
Fandoms: Supernatural x Merlin (BBC) x Doctor Who x Stargate: Atlantis x Good Omens x Young Wizards
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: none
Length: 28 minutes
Author's Summary: AKA Gabriel pops in to see Arthur, chats with the Doctor, has a run-in with John and Rodney, doesn't get ahold of Aziraphale, just misses the Reconfiguration, and then goes home. AKA an excuse to get one of my favorite characters into many of my favorite fandoms. Still sad I couldn't work Marvel Loki in, but he just didn't fit *pouts* [Should still make some sense without knowledge of all fandoms, though it would help, Young Wizards in particular]
warnings: child abuse (narrowly averted), PTSD, angstangstangst
text at my LJ
Download: at mediafire


points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 1(SPN) + 1(Merlin) + 5(doctor who) + 1(SGA) + 5(good omens) + 10(young wizards) + 5(SPNgen) + 5(Merlingen) + 5 (DWgen) + 5(SGAgen) + 5(GOgen) + 10(YWgen) + 0 (language) = 5 + 3 +23 + 35 + 0 = 66


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Title: The Alien-Fighters' Social Club
Author: [livejournal.com profile] such_heights 
Fandom: Torchwood/Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: PG-13
Format: mp3
Length: 19 min
Author's Summary: Sheppard and his team were to stay based with Torchwood Three until such a time as the Daedalus was in orbit. A chance to improve inter-organisational relations, apparently.
text on LJ
Download mp3 at the audioarchive
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Title: The Christmas Shenanigans of Finn McKay
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis (Farm in Iowa Universe)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: G
Time: 18 minutes
Summary: Finn is two, and John is at his mercy.
text at AO3 on LJ
reader's note: music is Nat King Cole singing "The Christmas Song" (aka "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...")


Title: Baby Jesus' Pompoms
Time: 11 minutes
Summary: December 24th, after Finn turns four. Chaos. The usual.
text at AO3 on LJ
reader's note: music is Burl Ives' "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"

Title: Letters to Santa
Time: 7 minutes
Summary: Dear Santa: I am writing this under extreme duress, because my son and partner are pouting pouty pouters and, frankly, life is too short. Also, I was promised a blow job. Please don't show the elves that part.
text at AO3 (not on LJ!)
reader's note: music is Fred Astaire singing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" from 1970 Rankin and Bass film of the same name. Also, I hope that the baby cackling sounds cute, rather than evil.
(would welcome feedback on this and any other aspect of these (and any other!) podfics... does the music fit? are they too obvious/clichéd/just right? is Finn's voice weird/grating/too loud/unintelligible? I tried several new recording tactics (shouting at the microphone! Rodney talking reallyreally quickly!) and am not entirely sure if they work)

download all three at the audioficarchive


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Title: Far Far Away
Author: [livejournal.com profile] astolat
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis; American Idol RPF
Pairing: John/Rodney; John/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13 (?)
Time: 30 minutes
Author's Summary:
               "So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked.
               "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.
text at AO3 on author's website
download at the audioficarchive

notes: music is Adam Lambert's If I Had You which can be found on youtube here

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Title: Broadcast Signal
Author: [livejournal.com profile] seperis
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: John/Rodney (aaaaand everyone/everyone)
Rating: NC-17
Length: 46 minutes
Author's Summary: It's not that Rodney blames himself--exactly--but he does wonder if perhaps making Sheppard wade into the foggy residue to rescue his laptop was maybe a bit of a mistake.
text at AO3 at author's website
download at the audioficarchive

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Title:  A new history of Captain John Sheppard, HM Aerial Corps, and M. Rodney McKay, Esq., FRS, with the Captains Emmagan and Dex, late of the West Indies
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon 
reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya 
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis; Temeraire
Pairing: Shepard/McKay
Rating: author doesn't give a rating - at a guess I'd say PG-13
Length: 2 hours and 4 minutes
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace

cover by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] cybel

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Title: Highly Classified and Very Hush-Hush
Author: [livejournal.com profile] rageprufrock
Fandom: SGA/NCIS crossover
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Length: 15 min
Author's Summary: Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audiofic archive

Title: Strictly on a Need-to-Know Basis
Pairing: blink-and-you'll-miss-it hint at Gibbs/Dinozzo and Sheppard/McKay
Rating: G
Length: 13 min
Author's Summary: "For fuck's sake, Gibbs — is this some kind of exchange program that I don't know about?" (sequel to Highly Classified and Very Hush Hush)
text at AO3
Download Link at the audiofic archive
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Title: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Author: [livejournal.com profile] merryish
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Time: 58 minutes
Author's Summary: There's a vast ocean surrounding the city of Atlantis... and we can go there.
text at AO3
download at the audioficarchive
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Title: Fake Birds and Real Holidays
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xparrot
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Time: 58 minutes
Summary: The team descends on the Miller household. (No turkeys were harmed in the making of this story. Much to Ronon and Rodney's disappointment.)
text at AO3
download at the audioficarchive

reader's notes: this was my effort at seasonal-appropriateness. Ironically, though this story does revolve around Thanksgiving, this being SGA, it's Canadian Thanksgiving, a fact which is lampshaded within the first minute/few lines of the story. Argh. I tried.