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Title: What Makes a Pearl
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] breadandroses
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Nine Worlds / Hands of the Emperor
Pairings: Artorin Damara / Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Kip mentions that he was sick after working on the Littleridge Treaty. I took that tiny reference and ran with it.
content notes: set after Petty Treasons
Length: 0:19:23
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Title: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] bendingwind
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Varric/Cassandra
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Cassandra's soulmark was dark long before Kirkwall.
content notes: none
Length: 0:49:22
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Title: two halves
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] jasminetea
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Mulan (1998)
Pairings: Fa Mulan/Li Shang
Rating: general audiences
Summary:

Some days it sends a small shock through him when Mulan passes him tea and not a sword, that while she still speaks her mind, there is something very different between them.

“Some days I miss Ping.”

content notes: none
Length:0:02:21
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Title: Constructing a Biography
Authorco-creators: [profile] bluegeekem and [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Murderbot
Pairings: none
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Murderbot finds the process of creating a biography for the upcoming documentary release... complicated.
content notes: none
Length: 0:17;34
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Title: Turn away at the western gate
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Mhalachai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Untamed / MDZS
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Cast out of the Cloud Recesses in secrecy following Qingheng-Jun’s death, the woman who was once Madam Lan makes her way across the lands as she mourns the loss of her sons. In Yiling she finds a small child, himself missing his parents. Can Liu Meihui help little Wei Ying when she can’t even help herself?
content notes: Madame Lan's canonical situation, allusions to rape, Wei Ying's canonical childhood, brief descriptions of dead bodies
Length: 1:27:55
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Title: The Anchorage of One's Soul
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] celebros
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Hands of the Emperor/Nine Worlds
Pairings: Artorin Damara|Fitzroy Angursell/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang
Rating: teen and up
Summary: During their first month all together at the house, Ludvic, Rhodin, and Conju each took a turn at taking Kip aside and asking him about his feelings.
content notes: none
Length: 0:31:50
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Title: On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] nenya_kanadka
Reader:  [personal profile] kalakiryakalakirya
Fandom: Murderbot Series
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: I never set out to start a robot uprising when I came to Pelling Station. I just wanted the leaked pilot of the new Sanctuary Moon spinoff, On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father.
content notes: none
Length: 0:20:57
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Title: No chaos in the world
Author: [Bad username or site: nele" @ archiveofourown.org]
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Iron Bull/Dorian
Rating: Explicit
Summary:

“No Qunari would accept a Tevinter mage so easily... unless it was a ruse. When should I expect a knife in the back?”

It was a ruse, at least in the beginning.

content notes: graphic depictions of violence
Length: 7:47:27
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Title: the map is not the territory
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sixthlight
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Old Guard
Pairings: Joe/Nicky
Rating: mature
Summary: If you asked anybody in the castle right now, they’d say that Duke Nicolò did have a concubine, and his name was Yusuf al-Kaysani. Neither Yusuf nor the Duke had ever said so in so many words, of course, but it was understood. It was also untrue. The real story was much stranger.
content notes: none
Length: 00:48:14
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Title: In Heavier Air
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] tofsla
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Female Inquisitor/Cassandra Pentaghast
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: She came down from the mountains late that autumn with a staff in her hand and a great roll of furs on her back for sale. She was the Bear-Woman, Ylva Ulvasdotten, strong in body, sharp in mind. She was then past her thirty-seventh winter, and of an auspicious age. By the count of the Hold it was the tenth winter since the Dark Sky, and the news from the Dwarves and from the Lowland traders was all of war.

The Inquisitor is nothing Cassandra could ever have expected.

It seems as though it may work out anyway.
content notes: none
Length: 0:59:32
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Title: Irons
Author: [personal profile] daroos | [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU, Hawkeye (Comics)
Pairings: Clint Barton & Kate Bishop, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes
Rating: Teen and up
Summary:
"Irons served everything waffle, in a remarkably successful marketing ploy from the early days when a confluence of their opening day and the great Midtown blackout meant the shop ran entirely on a backup generator."

This is the story of how Clint's waffleporium led to love and companions popping up in unexpected places, how family isn't always the best thing for your blood pressure, and how taking ownership doesn't have to be a chore.

content notes: human trafficking
Length: 1:16:28
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Title: Call Me Maybe
Author: [personal profile] jo_lasalle | [archiveofourown.org profile] jo_lasalle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Guardian
Pairings: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Rating: Explicit
Summary: A story in which Zhao Yunlan is good at paperwork, Shen Wei is an unreliable borrower of clothes, and the Black Cloaked Envoy needs better occupational health and safety provisions.
content notes: an argument could be made for sex pollen, but the argument could also be made against it *makes weighing motion*
Length: 1:04:59
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Title: Winter Cities
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] tofsla
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Pairings: Kaiou Michiru/Tenoh Karuka
Rating: mature
Summary: Haruka and Michiru, a long way from home.
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Length:0:10:16
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Title: Helpless
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] riventhorn
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Guardian
Pairings: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Usually Shen Wei is the one taking care of Zhao Yunlan when he's injured.
content notes: none
Length: 0:10:29
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Title: and oh it aches (but it feels oddly good to hurt)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mischief7manager
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: teen and up
Summary: "They’ve been traveling together for three days now, and if that self-righteous, sanctimonious, supercilious paladin opens her mouth to spout about Bahamut’s glorious purpose one more time, Allura is going to cast Hold Person on her and dump her off a cliff."

Three times Kima saved Allura's life, and one time Allura returned the favor.


content notes: none
Length: 00:22:36
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Title: Bright New Futures That We've Seen
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] frith_in_thorns
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
Pairings: Seven of Nine & Kathryn Janeway
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Several months after returning to Earth, Kathryn Janeway visits Seven's first command.
content notes: none
Length: 0:16:53
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Title: Schematics
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
Pairings: B'Elanna Torres & Kathryn Janeway
Rating: general audiences
Summary: B'Elanna gets to know the captain a bit better.
content notes: none
Length: 0:07:35
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Title: In Which Kiza Didn't Ask for the Treatment
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] halwen
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She hadn't asked for the recode treatment. Hadn't known it was even an option, really, on the backwater planet she and her father had washed up on.
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Length: 0:04:05
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Title: A Girl Worth Fighting For
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] meinterrupted
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings: Aurora/Mulan
Rating: general audiences
Summary: You need to find a better way to channel your anger.

After the events of Lady of the Lake, Mulan teaches Aurora to spar.

content notes: none
Length: 0:08:43
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Title: Of Letters Never Sent
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] selenay
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who (12th Doctor era)
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She asked the Doctor once about visiting her younger self and he'd given her a two hour lecture about time and paradoxes and theories about time stability. She hadn't understood all the maths he'd scrawled on the blackboard, but she'd followed enough of it to work out that meeting her previous self was a Very Bad Idea.
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Length: 0:04:33
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Title: look ahead (at a clear sky)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] walkthegale
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Yasha/Zuala
Rating: general audiences
Summary: It was only a matter of time. (A Zuala Lives AU.)
content notes: none
Length: 0:03:45
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Title: my reach is global, my tower secure
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabinelagrande
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Shaun Gilmore/J'mon Sa Ord
Rating: general
Summary: Shaun Gilmore returns to Marquet.
content notes: none
Length: 0:12:05
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Title: The Abduction of Hades
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] bardsley
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Greek Mythology
Pairings: Persephone/Hades
Rating: teen and up
Summary: A series of drabbles which describe Persephone abducting Hades.
content notes: none
Length: 0:08:20
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recorded as part of the Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology IX
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Title: Shadow of the Panther
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] manic_intent
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Black Panther
Pairings: T'Challa/M'Baku
Rating: explicit
Summary: “What are you doing out here?” T’Challa asked.

The lights from the Jabari Tribe’s fastness were blinking on behind his sloped shoulders, winking bright against the snow and stone, too far away for definition. T’Challa was wrapped in a red patterned shawl over black robes, apparently impervious to the cold. M’Baku knew better. The fanged necklace T’Challa wore. His bracelet, his shoes. Rampant technology. M’Baku looked away.

“I come here to think.” M’Baku waved a hand over the ice.

T’Challa looked from the light globe at M’Baku’s hip to the small cave beyond, hollowed out by hand into an uneven dome, at the bedding, the books. At the staff hung over the doorway, a tooth of vibranium cut along the seam, unadorned. “Alone?”

“I don’t need guards to feel confident. Your Highness.” Besides, M’Baku was wearing his armour, his staff close by.

content notes: none
Length: 14:36
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Title: All the Stars
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] manic_intent
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Black Panther
Pairings: T'Challa/M'Baku
Rating: explicit
Summary: When M’Baku was eighteen and had grown taller than his father and his father’s father, he saw the golden city of Birnin Zana for the first time. The sun was setting over the mountain’s teeth, drawing harsh lines over the huge sculpture of a panther, prowling out of the rock.

“What do you see?” his grandmother had asked.

Even in the twilight of her life, Ngozi stood light-footed on the narrow stone ledge outside the tunnel inset to the sheer cliff. She wore a longbow strapped to her back and no other weapon. In all eighty years of her life no one had ever gotten close enough to her in battle to scratch her.

“The city of our enemies.”

content notes: none
Length: 4:29:39 (4:50:57 with reader's notes)
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Chapter One stream here 00:23:41

Chapter Two stream here 00:21:33

Chapter Three stream here 00:23:01

Chapter Four stream here 00:24:20

Chapter Five stream here 00:22:32

Chapter Six stream here 00:20:04

Chapter Seven stream here 00:21:53

Chapter Eight stream here 00:22:39

Chapter Nine stream here 00:20:23

Chapter Ten stream here 00:22:27

Chapter Eleven stream here 00:27:27

Chapter Twelve stream here 00:19:57

Reader's Notes stream here 00:21:18