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Title: Turn away at the western gate
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Mhalachai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Untamed / MDZS
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Cast out of the Cloud Recesses in secrecy following Qingheng-Jun’s death, the woman who was once Madam Lan makes her way across the lands as she mourns the loss of her sons. In Yiling she finds a small child, himself missing his parents. Can Liu Meihui help little Wei Ying when she can’t even help herself?
content notes: Madame Lan's canonical situation, allusions to rape, Wei Ying's canonical childhood, brief descriptions of dead bodies
Length: 1:27:55
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Title: start getting real
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] azurewaxwing
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Untamed/MDZS
Pairings: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary:

“Did you break the ward to come in?” Lan Wangji asks, point-blank. He has his sword out and pointed at Wei Wuxian, no bothering with niceties like hello I’m Lan Wangji, and you are?

Wei Wuxian eyes the sword, but doesn’t react. He keeps lazing back on the roof, casually drinking his wine, as if this is the usual way he meets new people. (And maybe it is! I don’t know your life, Wei Wuxian!)

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian meet on Season 8 of The Cultivation World. Ouyang Zizhen writes the recaps.

content notes: none
Length: 02:09:17
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Title: A Lot of Edges Called Perhaps
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hansbekhart
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Pairings: Lan Zhan/Wei Wuxian
Rating: Explicit
Summary: The funny part is - and it is a little funny, even if Wei Wuxian has no one left to share the joke with - they never have. Not anything. He has never kissed any part of Lan Zhan besides his slim hands; never been even partially undressed with him anywhere besides a miserable, xuanwu-infested cave. It’s always been like this between them, this simmering need, this desperate understanding: a knowledge so deep that it lives somewhere in his bones, that if he wanted to have Lan Zhan he could have him, and if Lan Zhan wanted Wei Wuxian he could have that too. But they never have.
content notes: none
Length: 02:23:27
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Title: to fall but in your arms
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] naye
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV)
Pairings: Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán
Rating: general audiences
Summary: It isn't even a choice. It is simply the right thing to do. Shen Wei has let himself fall away from Zhao Yunlan once before, from a rooftop in Dragon City. He can do it again here.
content notes: none
Length: 1:32:39
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Title: Not Endearing
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] shadowsapiens
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Pairings: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Rating: general audiences
Summary: He strives to be as diligent as ever, but somehow the same text takes twice as long to read, the same essay takes twice as long to write, when Wei Wuxian lounges across the table, twirling his hair between his fingers.
content notes: none
Length: 0:03:41
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Title: The Mercy of the Force
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] settiai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairings: Padmé Amidala/Ahsoka Tano
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Padmé Amidala survived, and the galaxy shifted.

Or, if you prefer: glimpses of a life that could have been.

content notes: none
Length: 0:14:25
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Title: Coffee Break
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] philomytha
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Rivers of London
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Criminals are stupid, Lesley always says, but sometimes they're also spectacularly unlucky.
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Length: 0:07:40
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