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Title: Emerald Truth, Three Ways
Author:
[archiveofourown.org profile] toffeecape
Reader:
[personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Lays of the Hearthfire (subset of Nine Worlds)
Pairings:
Artorin Damara | Fitzroy Angursell/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang, Adelia Ealoapeha/Cliopher "Kip" Mdang, Cliopher "Kip" Mdang & Conju an Vilius
Rating:
Mature
Summary:
Three ways truth serum could have been deployed during the Emerald Conspiracy case.
content notes:
Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Length: 0:47:31
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Title: Not a Kind Man
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Pegasus_Eridana
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Spartacus
Pairings: Barca/Pietros
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Barca is not a kind man.
content notes: exhibitionism, threats of rape/non-con
Length: 0:11:00
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Title: start getting real
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] azurewaxwing
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Untamed/MDZS
Pairings: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary:

“Did you break the ward to come in?” Lan Wangji asks, point-blank. He has his sword out and pointed at Wei Wuxian, no bothering with niceties like hello I’m Lan Wangji, and you are?

Wei Wuxian eyes the sword, but doesn’t react. He keeps lazing back on the roof, casually drinking his wine, as if this is the usual way he meets new people. (And maybe it is! I don’t know your life, Wei Wuxian!)

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian meet on Season 8 of The Cultivation World. Ouyang Zizhen writes the recaps.

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Length: 02:09:17
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Title: An Eye for Quality
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] linelenagain
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

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Length: 9:03:51
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Title: Slick Moves
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] acernor
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Pairings: Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan|Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan|Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan|Shen Qingqiu
Rating: explicit
Summary: Who requested a modern lesbian martial arts au? No one? Well you're getting one

“So how did you three negotiate that whole… thing, anyway?” Shang Qinghua says around the straw that leads into her iced coffee.
“What thing?” Shen Qingqiu asks, frowning.
“You know,” Shang Qinghua says. “Your thing. With Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge.”
“What thing?” Shen Qingqiu repeats, frowning harder.
“Come on, I thought for sure Luo Binghe was going to rip off Liu Qingge’s head when you kept flirting with her after the two of you got together,” Shang Qinghua says.
“When I what,” Shen Qingqiu says.

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Length: 1:01:55
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Title: Relief and Fear and Terror
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] halwen
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Allura’s first thought, when Vox Machina had told her that a conclave of chromatic dragons had attacked Emon, had been wild, terrible relief that Kima was safe.

Kima’s first thought, when Vox Machina had told her that a conclave of chromatic dragons had attacked Emon, had been fear for Allura.

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Length: 0:07:12
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Title: Sacrifice
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] halwen
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Kima is many things. She is not an optimist. She does not think that they will leave this island alive.
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Length: 0:07:12
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Title: for those in peril
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sabinelagrande
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: explicit
Summary: What matters is that they are alive.
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Length: 0:08:44
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Title: if you would, and you could
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mischief7manager
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Kima/Allura
Rating: general audiences
Summary: “'Is it true?'

Allura looked up from her desk. What research she and Drake had been able to gather from Westruun was woefully unorganized, a state she knew could cost them valuable time in future. She had barely stopped to greet Vox Machina upon her arrival in Vasselheim, instead seeking out a room in this Slayer’s Take guildhall in order to settle herself and begin sorting through crucial information. She had told her allies that she wished not to be disturbed, but then, Kima had never been one to follow orders."

Allura and Kima reunite after the revelations of the past few episodes. They have a lot to talk about.

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Length: 0:10:06
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