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Title: Fresh Poison Each Week
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lady_ragnell
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Nimueh/Ygraine
Rating: Teen and up
Summary: The Old Religion does not accept Ygraine Pendragon's death.
Content Notes: this is a Groundhog Day AU of a very bad day. It comes with repeated character death through childbirth, suicide, and murder, as well as brief mentions of the murder of children
Length: 9 minutes 56 seconds
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Title: Past Imperfect
Author: [personal profile] thehoyden | [archiveofourown.org profile] thehoyden
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: explcit/nc-17
Summary: "You're being annoying, so no, I'd have to say this seems perfectly normal."
Warnings: none
Length: 14 minutes 26 seconds
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Title: I Would Find a Way
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] marguerite_26
Reader: [personal profile] jelazakazone and [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Merlin
Rating: explicit/no-17
Summary: The first time Merlin woke to see himself standing in the doorway of his chambers, he was startled so badly he tumbled out of bed.
content notes: self-cest, bondage, begging, sex magic, tentacles, sounding, mentions of bestiality, knotting
Length: 35 minutes 38 seconds
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Title: Electric
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] pendrearc
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Awesome Lady: Root
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Into the sequence of If-Then statements that codes the physical world someone has fired the event of her face meeting rough brick, and her body handles this as it is programmed to. She’d like to shuffle it all off like a snake, leave the dried husk behind to be buried wherever they hide girls that don’t matter.
Warnings: canon-typical violence
Length: 6 minutes 09 seconds
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Title: First Blood
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmic_llin
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek TNG/DS9
Awesome Lady: Lwaxana Troi
Rating: General
Summary: Lwaxana Troi is a woman who would kill to protect her children.
Warnings: Dominion War
Length: 2 minutes 22 seconds
text at AO3




Title: where you go, i go
Author: <[archiveofourown.org profile] EllieMurasaki
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: 19th century civic allegory
Awesome Ladies: Justice, Liberty, Truth
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: Hey, same-sex marriage is legal now in some places, so why not?
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 18 seconds
text at AO3




Title: New Discoveries in Plastic
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] alba17
Readers: [personal profile] kalakirya, [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Morgana/Morgause
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Morgause introduces Morgana to a new sex toy.
Warnings: none
Length: 5 minutes 52 seconds
text at AO3


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Title: Blacksmith's Apprentice
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] emei
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Gwen/Morgana
Rating: PG-13/teen and up
Summary: When Morgana walks back to her chambers she finds herself thinking about the curve of the blacksmith’s apprentice’s smile.

Warnings: genderfuck
Length: 7 minutes 05 seconds
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Title: Blacksmith's Apprentice (let's leave this city and live on a farm 'mix)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] netgirl_y2k
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Gwen/Morgana
Rating: G/all audiences
Summary: Morgana wants to see what they look like, just this once, the blacksmith's apprentice and his girl.
Warnings: none
Length: 4 minutes 22 seconds
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Title: Worst. Rescue. Ever.
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] netgirl_y2k
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya and [personal profile] jelazakazone
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: none
Rating: G/general
Summary: It was more of a kidnapping than a rescue
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 46 seconds
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kalakirya: (arthur will inherit the curtains)
aka three-and-a-half hours of first-season silliness from the point of view of a newcomer to Camelot who has not a clue what is going on. Merlin is a perfect manservant, though. Sort of.

search beneath the cut, young warlock )

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kalakirya: (arthur will inherit the curtains)
Title: An Ever-Fixed Mark
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] imperfectcircle
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin (BBC)
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur/Gwen/Morgana (well, to be specific, it's Merlin/Arthur, Gwen/Morgana, Gwen/Arthur and Merlin/Morgana)
Rating: G/general audiences
Summary: Fusion with Ursula le Guin's planet O. In a world with very different marriage rules, a noble wedding and a magical threat still can't make Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana talk about their feelings.
Warnings: none
Length: 1 hours 53 minutes 18 seconds
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Title: The Law of Conservation of Pants
Author: samalander
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Darcy/Clint
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: Or, Five Things Darcy Lewis Thought She Knew Before She Met the Avengers (And One Thing That Will Always Be True)
In which Darcy is put in charge of Social Media relations for the Avengers and finds that 5/6th of them chalenge the things she thought she believed.

Length: 30 minutes 23 seconds
text at AO3
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Title: No Business Like Show Business
Author: lady_ragnell
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13/Teen and Up
Summary: In which Merlin is promoted from production intern to talent, is easily mortified, and has Post-It arguments with Arthur while the art department watches in glee. Also, there are gay dragons.
Length:  57:14 (with music)     56:38 (without music)
text at AO3
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recorded as a gift for erica_schall

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 (cover note - yes, that's Spike from MLP. It's hard to find non-fanart dragons, ok?)
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Title: 5 Ways Gabriel Could Have Returned
Author/reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya 
Fandoms: Supernatural x Merlin (BBC) x Doctor Who x Stargate: Atlantis x Good Omens x Young Wizards
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: none
Length: 28 minutes
Author's Summary: AKA Gabriel pops in to see Arthur, chats with the Doctor, has a run-in with John and Rodney, doesn't get ahold of Aziraphale, just misses the Reconfiguration, and then goes home. AKA an excuse to get one of my favorite characters into many of my favorite fandoms. Still sad I couldn't work Marvel Loki in, but he just didn't fit *pouts* [Should still make some sense without knowledge of all fandoms, though it would help, Young Wizards in particular]
warnings: child abuse (narrowly averted), PTSD, angstangstangst
text at my LJ
Download: at mediafire


points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 1(SPN) + 1(Merlin) + 5(doctor who) + 1(SGA) + 5(good omens) + 10(young wizards) + 5(SPNgen) + 5(Merlingen) + 5 (DWgen) + 5(SGAgen) + 5(GOgen) + 10(YWgen) + 0 (language) = 5 + 3 +23 + 35 + 0 = 66