kalakirya

Five Vikings tumblr podfics by waldorph

Title: Nothing Will Keep Me
Reader: kalakirya
Pairings: Lagertha/Ragnar
Rating: PG
Summary: Lagertha has to go off and be a badass solo for some reason, and all she wants to do is come home to her children and her boys. - anon
Length: 5 minutes 1 second
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (5MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar))x1 = 20

Title: No Plan
Pairings: Ragnar/Lagertha, Ragnar/Lagertha/Athelstan
Summary: Ragnar and Lagertha are models, and Athelstan is the lowly photographer's assistant who is in way over his head. - anon
Length: 9 minutes 11 seconds
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (9MB) (from the audioarchive)


points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan))x1 = 30

Title: the edge of a knife
Pairings: Lagertha/Ragnar, (Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan (pre-OT3))
Summary: Athelstan gets injured and Ragnar and/or Lagertha patches him back up? - anon
Length: 6 minutes 36 seconds
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (6MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar))x1 = 20

Title: The Going Rate
Pairings: Lagertha/Ragnar, Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan soon-to-be-OT3
Summary: Bachelor auction AU, someone wins someone - anon
Length: 7 minutes 3 seconds
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (7MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan))x1 = 30

Title: Touched
Pairings: none
Summary: Athelstan is an emp/telepath/pmetry/clairvoyent/whatever, sent to be a monk because that's what people do w/'touched' children (structured environment, fewer different thoughts, prayer works as meditation, easier to keep a handle on your mind so it doens't overload/go-crazy), + religious touched-by-god-cultural-stuff. Vikings don't recognise that he's like this 'coz their pyschs present v. differently (eg. Floki, diff. kind of 'touched by gods'). -anon
Length: 4 minutes 51 seconds
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (5MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Vikings-gen))x1 = 20

Three Person of Interest tumblr podfics written by waldorph

Title: Bad Idea
Pairings: Joss Carter/John Reese
Summary: Carter/Reese, This is a spectacularly bad idea. -- bitchwhoyoukiddin
Length: 1 minute 7 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (1MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+10(new pairing - Joss Carter/John Reese) = 15

Title: languages
Pairings: Reese/OC, Reese/Jessica, Reese/Kara, Finch/Reese
Summary: Finch/Reese, languages? --mienai
Length: 1 minutes 36 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (2MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+10(new pairing - John Reese/OC)+10(new pairing - John Reese/Kara Stanton)+5(pairing-finch/reese) = 30

Title: shaw &or/ Carter - an epic bromance
Pairings: none
Summary: Carter (/ or &?) Shaw: The epic bromance. --bitchwhoyoukiddin
Length: 2 minutes 29 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (2MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+10(new pairing - Person of Interest:gen) = 15

And two more tumblr podfics, also written by leupagus

Title: The Proposal
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairings: Spock/Uhura
Summary: Star Trek. Proposals. - rivki
Length: 1 minutes 55 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (2MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+5(spock/uhura) = 15

Title: tiny bagginshield bakery au
Fandom: The Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo
Summary: Thorin/Bilbo: Bakery AU --theodinspire
Length: 1 minutes 17 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (1MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+5(thorin/bilbo) = 10

ALL FIVE VIKINGS PODFICS

ALL THREE PERSON OF INTEREST PODFICS

total points for this pot: 205 (I think? I double-checked, but it's a lot of podfics)

crossposted to amplifcathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, AO3

Title: The Star Trek XI Kink Meme
compiler: lettered
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Star Trek reboot
Pairing: ALL THE PAIRINGS. all the crack.
Rating: explicit
Summary: lines taken from the kink meme entirely without context. aka Jess is mildly insane. aka, SEX POLLEN ON THE ENTERPRISE.
warnings: as these are taken from a kink meme, there are glancing references to dubcon/noncon acts
Length: 3 minutes 16 seconds
text on the LJ kink meme
download as an mp3 (3MB) from the audioarchive

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Title: The Avengers Kink Meme in 30 Lines
compiler: anonymous
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: ALL THE PAIRINGS. all the crack, all the time.
Rating: explicit
Summary: lines taken from the kink meme entirely without context. aka this is why Fury drinks, really.
Length: 7 minutes 23 seconds
warnings: as these are taken from a kink meme, there are glancing references to dubcon/noncon acts
text at the LJ kink meme
download as an mp3 (7MB) from the audioarchive

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Title: The Hobbit Kink Meme in 30 Lines
compiler: anonymous
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: ALL THE PAIRINGS
Rating: explicit. crackity crackity crack crack crack.
Summary: lines taken from the kink meme entirely without context. aka, an unexpected orgy.
warnings: as these are taken from a kink meme, there are glancing references to dubcon/noncon acts
Length: 8 minutes 27 seconds
text at the LJ kink meme
download as an mp3 (8MB) from the audioarchive

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crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3