YW: The One Where They're All in a Rock Band

Title: The One Where They're All in a Rock Band
Author: labellementeuse 
Reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Young Wizards
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Format: mp3
Length: 17 min
Music: Snippets from Barenaked Ladies' "It's all Been Done" and "Pollywog in a Bog", The Feeling's "Never Be Lonely", The Corrs' "So Young (live at Glastonbury)", The Postal Service's "Such Great Heights", Joan Jett's "Real Wild Child", Carbon Leaf's "A Life Less Ordinary", The Corrs' "Would You be Happier" and Gutter Anthem's "Cameos"
Author's Summary: Does what it says on the tin
text on Dreamwidth and on LJ
Download Link at the audioarchive

SPN: The Mostly Accidental Courtship of Dean Winchester

Title: The Mostly Accidental Courtship of Dean Winchester
Author: tuesdayfic 
Reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Format: mp3
Length: 1 hour 21 min
Author's Summary: Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.
text on Dreamwidth on AO3 and on LJ (which actually takes you to Dreamwidth)
download at the audioarchive

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SPN: Your Bottle is Empty (But Your Glass Has Been Filled)

Title: Your Bottle is Empty (But Your Glass Has Been Filled)
Author: jjtaylor 
Reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Format: mp3
Length: 3 hours 45 min
Author's Summary: "Becky wants me to tell you that she's read everything so far and that she...thinks the romance plot is very compelling."
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioarchive

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The Alien-Fighters' Social Club

Title: The Alien-Fighters' Social Club
Author: such_heights 
Reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Torchwood/Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: PG-13
Format: mp3
Length: 19 min
Author's Summary: Sheppard and his team were to stay based with Torchwood Three until such a time as the Daedalus was in orbit. A chance to improve inter-organisational relations, apparently.
download at the audioarchive

MUNCLE: For Every Action

Title: For Every Action
Author: xparrot
Fandom: Man from UNCLE
Pairing: Napolean/Illya, Napolean/OFC (also OFC/OFC/OFC/OFC but we won't count that :D)
Rating: PG-13
Length: 47 min
Author's Summary: A man's home is his castle, and Napoleon and Illya are laying siege on one another in a fierce, relentless, and very silly war of retribution.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioarchive

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YW: Full Circle

Title: Full Circle
Author: araine 
Reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairing: Kit/Nita-ish, Tom/Carl, Dairine/Roshaun-ish
Rating: PG
Length: 12 min
Author's Summary: Fact: If you were to stand on the moon, the phase of the earth would be the exact opposite of the moon’s current phase.
text on LJ
download at the audioarchive

MUNCLE: Sand Trap

Title: Sand Trap
Author: xparrot 
Reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Man from UNCLE
Pairing: gen (pre-Illya/Napoleon)
Rating: PG
Length: 1 hour 33 min
Author's Summary: Injured and pursued by THRUSH, Illya and Napoleon must survive a trek through the Sahara to get vital information to U.N.C.L.E. in time.
text at AO3 at author's website
download at the audioarchive

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YW: On Life's Terms

Title: On Life's Terms
Author: rare_fandom  
reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairing: Tom/Carl
Rating: R
Length: 39 min
Author's Summary: A week or so into Tom’s first year at NYU, he performs blatant wizardry in front of a random stranger. Fortunately for him, there are no coincidences. 
text on LJ part 1 part 2 part 3 on the fanpit
download at the audioarchive

VORKOSIVERSE: A Maze of Twisty Passages, All Alike

Title: A Maze of Twisty Passages, All Alike
Author: merryish  
reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Vorkosiverse
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Length: 1 hour 13 min
Author's Summary: Loyalty and familial concern had driven him to join the search for Gregor; he'd never for a moment considered he might actually find him.
text at AO3 at Yuletide
download  as mp3 as m4b
crossposted at AO3
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SGA/NCIS: Highly Classified and Very Hush Hush, Strictly on a Need-to-Know Basis

Title: Highly Classified and Very Hush-Hush
Author: rageprufrock
Fandom: SGA/NCIS crossover
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Length: 15 min
Author's Summary: Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audiofic archive

Title: Strictly on a Need-to-Know Basis
Pairing: blink-and-you'll-miss-it hint at Gibbs/Dinozzo and Sheppard/McKay
Rating: G
Length: 13 min
Author's Summary: "For fuck's sake, Gibbs — is this some kind of exchange program that I don't know about?" (sequel to Highly Classified and Very Hush Hush)
text at AO3
Download Link at the audiofic archive

SGA/TEMERAIRE: A new history [...]

Title:  A new history of Captain John Sheppard, HM Aerial Corps, and M. Rodney McKay, Esq., FRS, with the Captains Emmagan and Dex, late of the West Indies
Author: sheafrotherdon 
reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis; Temeraire
Pairing: Shepard/McKay
Rating: author doesn't give a rating - at a guess I'd say PG-13
Length: 2 hours and 4 minutes
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace

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YW: Terminus

Title:  Terminus
Author: ariafic
reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairing: Tom/Carl; Nita/Kit
Rating: PG
Length: 1 hour 7 minutes
Author's summary: The snake, eating its own tail; the wayside boundary stone: by what measureless markers should Life be understood?
text at AO3 on dreamwidth
Download Link   at the audioficarchive    as a podbook (with cover!) (right click and save as)

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DS: Learn to Speak Canine in Seven Easy Steps, Six Degrees of Separation

Title:  Learn to Speak Canine in Seven Easy Steps
Author: etcetera_cat
Fandom: Due South
Pairing: Frazer/RayK
Rating: PG-13
Length: 54 minutes
Author's Summary: Diefenbaker is a half-deaf half-wolf with a plan. Somebody should probably warn Fraser.
text at AO3 on LJ at the DS archive

Title:  Six Degrees of Separation (sequel to Learn to Speak Canine)
Author: etcetera_cat 
Fandom: Due South
Pairing: Frazer/RayK
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1 hour 4 minutes
Author's Summary: Fraser, being Fraser, has managed to get himself kidnapped by stage magicians. Ray, being Ray, has to rescue him. Diefenbaker and Fraser Senior, being, respectively; a wolf and a ghost, help. For varying definitions of 'help'.
text at AO3 on LJ at the DS archive

BOTH as a podbook
BOTH as an mp3

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SGA: Broadcast Signal

Title: Broadcast Signal
Author: seperis
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: John/Rodney (aaaaand everyone/everyone)
Rating: NC-17
Length: 46 minutes
Author's Summary: It's not that Rodney blames himself--exactly--but he does wonder if perhaps making Sheppard wade into the foggy residue to rescue his laptop was maybe a bit of a mistake.
text at AO3 at author's website
download at the audioficarchive

YW: Three Encounters in a Cafe; Valentine; (untitled)

Title:  Three Encounters in a Cafe
Author: readingredhead
reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Length: 13 minutes
Author's summary: The Lone Power walks into a cafe. Thrice.
text on LJ at AO3
Download Link at the audioficarchive

Title:  Valentine
Author: readingredhead
reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairing: early Dairine/Roshaun
Rating: PG
Length: 13 minutes
Author's summary: Dairine owns a cafe in New York's Lower East Side. Roshaun is a picky customer. (In my brain, this started out as cafe!AU but has turned slightly into hipster!AU, which I find simultaneously more frightening and more amusing.)
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at the audioficarchive

Title:  (Untitled)
Author: sillyangelfaery
reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Length: 9 minutes
Reader's summary:   The Wizard's Manual: A Book Report by Kelsey B. Gardner, Wizard
text on LJ
Download Link at the audioficarchive

eta: megaupload links valid as of 2/17/2012

VORKOSIVERSE: Improbable Scenes from an Impractical Courtship

Title: Improbable Scenes from an Impractical Courtship
Author: Merry/Molly
reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Vorkosiverse
Pairing: Miles/Gregor
Rating: G
Length: 52 min
Author's Summary:  "Am I to understand," Gregor said when he was done reading, "that you're gifting me with a planet?" 
text at AO3
Download  at the audioficarchive


crossposted at the AO3

SGA/AI: Far Far Away

Title: Far Far Away
Author: astolat
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis; American Idol RPF
Pairing: John/Rodney; John/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG-13 (?)
Time: 30 minutes
Author's Summary:
               "So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked.
               "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.
text at AO3 on author's website
download at the audioficarchive

notes: music is Adam Lambert's If I Had You which can be found on youtube here

DUE SOUTH: Fangirl!Frannie

Title:  Fangirl!Frannie
Author: innocentsmith
Reader: kalakirya 
Fandom: Due South
Pairing: Frannie/Fandom; Frannie/Elaine; references to Fraser/Ray K, Stella/Vecchio, Thatcher/Turnbull
Rating: PG
Length: 13 minutes
Author's Summary: Post-CotW, Frannie discovers fandom. Any fandom you like. In between raising her gazillion kids and being an awesome cop, obviously. Does she force Elaine into beta service? Does she get into huge shipping wankfests with Turnbull? Is Welsh tormented by dramatic readings of her WIPs? Does she send links to her brother that scar him for life? Does she ask her fake brother penetrating questions about male anatomy and sexual response that make him refuse to speak to her for weeks? Do all her BSOs tend to be described as muscular and blue-eyed, without regard to their canon appearance? 
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at the audioficarchvie

SPN: All Come Back Around

Title: All Come Back Around
author: entangled_now
fandom: Supernatural
pairing: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel
rating: R
length: 55 minutes
author's summary: Some people don't know what they want until it's gone, and some people want things they can't have
text on LJ
Download Links at the audioarchive (mp3)  at the audio archive (m4b - with cover!)
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