SVSSS: Slick Moves

Title: Slick Moves
Author: acernor
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Pairings: Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan|Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan|Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan|Shen Qingqiu
Rating: explicit
Summary: Who requested a modern lesbian martial arts au? No one? Well you're getting one

“So how did you three negotiate that whole… thing, anyway?” Shang Qinghua says around the straw that leads into her iced coffee.
“What thing?” Shen Qingqiu asks, frowning.
“You know,” Shang Qinghua says. “Your thing. With Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge.”
“What thing?” Shen Qingqiu repeats, frowning harder.
“Come on, I thought for sure Luo Binghe was going to rip off Liu Qingge’s head when you kept flirting with her after the two of you got together,” Shang Qinghua says.
“When I what,” Shen Qingqiu says.
content notes: none
Length: 1:01:55
text at AO3



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cover by me!

The Hobbit: An Eye for Quality

Title: An Eye for Quality
Author: linelenagain
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
content notes:
Length: 9:03:51
text at AO3



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some navel-gazing about the cover and why I've been trying to podfic this story for 7+ years