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Title: The Roughest Day
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] elspethdixon and [archiveofourown.org profile] seanchai
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Marvel 616
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: teen and up
Summary: Steve is in a motorcycle accident, Tony catches a cold, and someone is after the New Avengers.
content notes: none
Length: 4 hours 51 minutes 13 seconds
text at AO3


download (thank you paraka <3) as an mp3 (267MB) or as a podbook (151MB)

cover by me!




recorded for [personal profile] paraka, as part of the April 2015 fandom_aid fundraiser for the earthquakes in Nepal
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Title: In All The World
Author: [personal profile] wallhaditcoming 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (Sentinel fusion, but not enough to tag with that fandom)
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: PG-13 / Teen and Up
Summary: In a world where Sentinels, people with five heightened senses, bond mentally and spiritually with Guides, people gifted with empathetic powers, Tony Stark has spent thirty-three years overwhelmed by the emotions of those around him and running from his own. Sentinel Steve Rogers wakes up sixty years out of his own time and struggles to deal with the massive amount of new sensory input while trying to find his footing in a New York very different from the one he knew. When they finally find each other, how will their bond change them?
Cautions: Sentinel AUs typically involve a soulmate-type trope. This one notes that Tony and Steve are not each other's be-all-and-end-all, and that they waited for each other not out of necessity, but choice. If you have any questions about it, feel free to comment on this post or message me.
Length: 1 hours 33 minutes 46 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioarchive as a zipped mp3 (86MB) as a zipped podbook (m4b) (44MB)

cover by me!





points: (5(fandom) + 5(Tony/Steve)) x 5(time) = 50

crossposted to amplificathon on DW, amplificathon on LJ, AO3
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Title: Nobody Does it Better
Author: halffizzbin
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: "“Blue Wolf, come in, Blue Wolf. You should really thank me for suggesting the pink tie, as it’s clearly bringing all the ladies to the yard.”"
Length: 12 minutes
text at AO3
download as an mp3 from the audioficarchive (12MB)

cover by me!



Title: Anticipation
Author: estefee (aka arrow)
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/RayK
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: ROUND POWDERED TASTY THINGS GOOD.
Length: 5 minutes
text at AO3
download as an mp3 from the audioficarchive

cover by me!



Title: One Dance
Author: tsukinofaerii
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Coming home from a long business trip, Tony stumbles on Steve listening to Glenn Miller in the library.
Length: 13 minutes
text at AO3
download as an mp3 from the audioficarchive (12MB)

cover by me!

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Title: Late Delivery
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] tsukinofaerii
Podficcer: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Relationship: Tony/Steve
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Length: 42 minutes
Summary: When Tony was little, he once wrote a letter to Santa begging for the one thing he wanted most in the world. What Tony didn't know is that Santa always delivers... eventually.
warnings: if you have issues with the "for want of a nail" type story, where the nail gets lost, this might not be for you. for further (spoilery) details, highlight the following:  (plot revolves around Howard - accidentally! - not mailing a letter to Santa, which both ruins bb!Tony's Christmas and sets Steve's rediscovery back a few decades)
text at AO3
download as an mp3

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crossposted at AO3, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, capironman on LJ, capironman on DW, podfic_bingo (read angrily, lower pitch effect)
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Title: Team Building Activities
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] valtyr 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya 
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Steve/Tony, Pepper/Tony (background Bruce Banner/Betty Ross)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.
Length: 4 hours 38 minutes
warnings for internalized homophobia
text at AO3
download from the audioarchive (available as an mp3 or a podbook)

many many many many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] akamine_chan  for putting together the podbook!

cover by me!



crossposted at AO3, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, capironman on LJ, capironman on DW, podfic_bingo (read with an accent, read while laughing, read with a smile)
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Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So here are four more, kinda-sorta in the Bedtime Stories 'verse, but this time with bonus Teen Wolf!
The titles are pretty self-explanatory, the links are to the texts on gyzym's tumblr, and I haven't linked to their individual downloads because that made the page really confusing - the files are clearly labelled, so if you don't want one, you can just delete it from the group folder.

Download ALL FOUR as a zip file (right click and save as)

Teen Wolf/Avengers Feels
time: 6 minutes 12 seconds
text download individually

 

Derek and Steve at a bar (warning for FEELS)
time: 2 minutes 10 seconds
text download individually

 

Derek and Steve and Relationship Advice (warning for FEELS)
time: 1 minutes 37 seconds
text download individually

 

Stiles and Tony and Relationship Advice
time: 56 seconds
text download individually

 

cover by yours truly (note - this is the general cover - they each have individual covers that look a lot like this, but with their own titles :D)


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Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So here are four more, kinda-sorta in the Bedtime Stories 'verse, but this time with bonus Teen Wolf!
The titles are pretty self-explanatory and the links are to the texts on gyzym's tumblr

Teen Wolf/Avengers Feels
time: 6 minutes 12 seconds
text download individually

 

Derek and Steve at a bar (warning for FEELS)
time: 2 minutes 10 seconds
text download individually

 

Derek and Steve and Relationship Advice (warning for FEELS)
time: 1 minutes 37 seconds
text download individually

 

Stiles and Tony and Relationship Advice
time: 56 seconds
text download individually

cover by yours truly (note - this is the general cover - they each have individual covers that look a lot like this, but with their own titles :D)

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So [livejournal.com profile] gyzym wrote a bunch of Steve/Tony kidfics on tumblr, and I podficced them, because they're adorable and lovely and squee-ful and just so, so perfect.


individual summaries under the cut )

DOWNLOAD ALL 21 BEDTIME STORIES FROM THE AUDIOARCHIVE HERE AS A PODBOOK (65MB)
Combined length: 2 hours 15 minutes
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Title: Where You End
Author: ashinan
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony/Steve
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: The silence is comforting and Tony stumbles over to the stairs, thinking nothing short of a warm bed and a warm Steve and maybe some warm kissing.
Length: 10 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive (9MB)


crossposted at cap_ironman on LJ, cap_ironman on DW, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, podfic_bingo (square: read sleepily), AO3
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Title: Where You End
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ashinan
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony/Steve
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: The silence is comforting and Tony stumbles over to the stairs, thinking nothing short of a warm bed and a warm Steve and maybe some warm kissing.
Length: 10 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive (9MB)


crossposted at cap_ironman on LJ, cap_ironman on DW, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DW, podfic_bingo (square: read sleepily), AO3
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Title: Run Program: DUM-E
Author: [livejournal.com profile] amuly
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony/Steve
Rating: R/Mature
Summary: Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.
Length: 2 hours 13 minutes
text at AO3
download from the audioficarchive MP3 (122 MB) M4B (64 MB)
notes: many thanks to amuly for putting up with all my questions, and to my twitter list for putting up with my Dummy-feels



crossposted at cap_ironman on LJ, cap_ironman on DW, amplificathon on LJ, amplificathon on DWpodfic_bingo (square: read without cues)
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Title: Stockholm Syndrome and Other Drugs
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alchemyalice
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (pre-movie or movie-AU)
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, Steve/Tony
Rating: T
Length: 16 minutes 40 seconds
Author's Summary: In which Coulson is his frighteningly competent self, but this time, the Avengers notice.
Text at AO3 on LJ
Download from the audioficarchive
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Title: This Wasn't What the Brochure Promised
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] kahn
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
 Avengers
Rating:  T
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 49 minutes
Author's Summary: Tony, Steve, Clint and Bruce spend quality time together in a cave. Tony does not build another arc reactor (even if he sort of needs one). Steve is all Protective Leader. Clint is terrifyingly good with a knife. Bruce bleeds and snarks. There is banter and embarassing amounts of schmoop and the boys get very touchy-feely.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at the audioarchive

points: 5 (reader) + 5 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 30
x-posted at [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman here

Title: Exceeding Orders
Author: [livejournal.com profile] philomytha
Reader: [info]kalakirya
Fandom:
 Vorkosiverse
Rating: G
Pairing: none
Length: 3 minutes
Author's Summary: What if Illyan had ordered Miles to find him an elephant?
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioarchive
crossposted at AO3

points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 5 (fandom) + 5 (pairing)  + 0 (language) = 16
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: gen

points total for this post: 46
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Title: Tomorrow Belongs to Me
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
 Avengers (2012)
Rating: Mature/NC-17
Pairing: Steve/Tony, Jane/Thor, Pepper/Natasha
Length: 9 hours 56 minutes
Author's Summary: Steve wakes up in the 21st Century. He doesn't think much of it, and it's dubious about him. He meets a Norse God, joins a superhero team, and feels terribly awkward about the whole monument at Arlington he's rendered obsolete by not being dead. Meanwhile, Tony is trying to make his mark on history by being the man who finally drove Nick Fury over the edge.
text at AO3
lovely art by [livejournal.com profile] made_of_tin here and here (spoilers!)
music is Protect and Survive (live at Loch Ness) by Runrig
Download Links at the audioarchive: COMPLETE (mp3)  COMPLETE (podbook)

x-posted at [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman here
podbook by [livejournal.com profile] cybel here (dreamwidth) or here (audioarchive)

[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: 2+ hours
reader's notes: BEWARE THE DOWNLOAD TIMES. The downloads contain zipped files of between 170 and 186 MB and each of those contains 2 mp3 files. I'm sorry it's so broken up, but couldn't find anywhere to upload it in one go (for free anyway. Impoverished student doing my best!). This is the longest fic I've recorded but I think it was the one that needed the least editing per unit-time (or did, until I felt compelled to go back in and make the pauses longer. yes well.)  and I had so much fun (and might be addicted to long!fics. bad kalakirya. yes well.) and am so excited to share I can't even tell you  :D

cover by[livejournal.com profile] cybell


cover by [livejournal.com profile] penumbren

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Title: Metal Heart
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] ashinan
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Tony 
Length: 14 minutes
Author's Summary: No one has ever asked Tony Stark if he was fine.
text at AO3 on LJ on tumblr
Download Link at the audioarchvie

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 27
also at [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman HERE

Title: Protect You
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] ashinan
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 5 minutes
Author's Summary: It’s become ridiculous lately, how easily the villains have adapted to Tony’s brand of recklessness.
text at AO3
Download Link at the audioarchive

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 26
also at [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman HERE

2 mini-fics

Apr. 8th, 2012 09:16 pm
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Title: Metal Heart
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ashinan 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Tony 
Length: 14 minutes
Author's Summary: No one has ever asked Tony Stark if he was fine.
text at AO3 on LJ on tumblr
Download Link at sendspace

[community profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 2 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 27
also at [community profile] cap_ironman HERE

Title: Protect You
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ashinan 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 5 minutes
Author's Summary: It’s become ridiculous lately, how easily the villains have adapted to Tony’s brand of recklessness.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace

[community profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 1 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 26
also at [community profile] cap_ironman HERE

[community profile] amplificathon  post total: 53 points

[community profile] amplificathon  here
[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon here
[livejournal.com profile] kalakirya here
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Title: The Best of Life is But Intoxication
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton, Steve/Tony, Jane/Thor
Length: 30 minutes
Author's Summary: Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 4 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 x 3 (pairings) + 0 (language) = 49
[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo square: read (drunkenly)

Title: With A Little Help From My Friends
[personal profile] kalakiryaAuthor: [livejournal.com profile] lucdarling
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom:
Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 19 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy Lewis has tased a literal God but that didn't help her last week. That's where the Avengers come in. Darcy has a lot to learn but she's got the best teachers.
text at AO3 on LJ
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive (permanent)

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing:gen) + 0 (language) = 28


Title: 64 Colors
Author: [livejournal.com profile] musesfool
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: 12 minutes
Author's Summary: Darcy's life is weird, but she kind of likes it.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendspace (temporary) at the audioarchive (permanent)

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 3 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing:gen) + 0 (language) = 28

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon points total this post: 49 + 28 + 28 = 105
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Title: A Meeting of Minds
Author: [personal profile] crimsonquills
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (Universe 616 - after "Extremis" and before "Execute Program")
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 1 hour 59 minutes
Author's Summary: As it turns out, the Extremis hadn't quite finished rewriting Tony's brain. The only potential fix has...consequences.
text at AO3 at author's website at Tony/Steve archive
Download Link at sendspace

[community profile] podfic_bingo square: echo effect
[community profile] amplificathon points: 5 (reader) + 12 (length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (pairing) + 0 = 37
[community profile] cap_ironman
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Title: Constantly Offered New Toys
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sinuous_curve aka [livejournal.com profile] sinuous_curve 
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Length: 6 minutes
Author's Summary: Steve finds the Iron Man plushie on a table in the middle of the city, sitting between a stack of sunglasses and DVD cases. He chuckles when he picks it up, noting the uneven stitches and the red places that ought to be gold. It looks a little like a high school home economics project made by an apathetic student, but it’s still undeniably Iron Man and Steve is tickled.
text at AO3
Download Link at sendpace

[community profile] podfic_bingo square: repod a podfic
[community profile] amplificathon points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26





cross-posted at 
[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon and [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya (NOT YET at [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman )


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So [personal profile] gyzym wrote a bunch of Steve/Tony kidfics on tumblr, and I podficced them, because they're adorable and lovely and squee-ful and just so, so perfect.

Read more... )

 

download link for ALL THE BEDTIME STORIES as mp3s (123 MB) as one big podbook (75MB)
tumblr tag for (almost) all the bedtime stories here (shortcut-stories)
         except  Steve and Tony Pre-Jaime (aka bedtime story at three eighteen pee em), which is only under (bedtime stories)

[community profile] amplificathon total:5 (reader) + 10 (total length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (tony/steve) + 10 (jaime/OC) + 0 (language) = 45

[community profile] podfic_bingo squares: read animatedly, read with a smile, <10 minutes long

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