Avengers-verse kidfics by gyzym

[kalakirya]

So gyzym wrote a bunch of Steve/Tony kidfics on tumblr, and I podficced them, because they're adorable and lovely and squee-ful and just so, so perfect.



I'm not uploading them individually, because there's no reason you would want to listen to them individually. If you really don't want you (you strange person) you can delete that one. But they do have individual summaries and ratings. The first of two titles is the one I've given it (if the tumblr title wasn't descriptive), the second is the title of gyzym's post, the link is to the story on tumblr. When there is only one title, it's gyzym's. The summaries are mine. All are rated G except two which are marked accordingly
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Also, I'm speaking really, really quickly, because it's what seemed to make sense, and hopefully I'm still intelligible. If not, please tell me so and I'll try again!


take superheroes, add baby, stir (until what have I done)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 10 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin

Arkwackta (aka Bedtime Story the First)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 5 minutes
summary: "I have this image of Tony sprawled on the bed, exhausted, because my god, what are the batteries they install in these kids, it’s ridiculous, and Jaime is sitting on his belly, poking at the arc reactor. so shiny"

Jaime's Clothes 1 (aka anon's headcanon is now canon)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 1 minute
summary: Tony Stark Is a Terrible Great Parent as Evidenced by the Fact that His Child is Wearing Clothes That Don't Match

Jaime's Clothes 2 (aka tiny tiny ficlet)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 37 seconds
summary: in which Steve freaks out over the high cost of babyclothes

Jaime Gets Sick (aka awwww yeah bedtime story)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: the stories of steve (and tony’s) first MAJOR parenthood/worry freakouts (obviously there were seven million and five more minor ones both before and after this)

Dancing in The Workshop (aka ain't no story like a second bedtime story)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 4 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin

haircut the first (aka anonymous asked: Do Tony and Steve ever argue about things like Jaime's hair?)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 2 minutes
summary: BB!Jaime gets a haircut

Haircut the second (aka wait i take it back tony and steve have totally had another conversation about jaime’s hair)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 2 minutes
summary: Older!Jaime gets a haircut

Jaime's Thoughts on His (super)Dads (aka anon asked:does jaime admire iron man and captain america and have action figures and everything...)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 4 minutes
summary: Jaime thinks everyone's parents are superheroes!

How Trish Kemblowski Got Captain America and Iron Man to Finally Do It In A Chapel
pairing: steve/tony; Jaime/OC
time: 6 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin

mid-day thankgiving bedtime story!
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: Jaime's first Thanksgiving

a bedtime story about nightmares
pairing: steve/tony
time: 9 minutes
summary: Jaime has a nightmare

introducing mrs. eleanor stanley, the preschool teacher with THE HARDEST LIFE
pairing: steve/tony
time: 10 minutes
summary: Jaime's first day of school

bedtime story: once upon a panini sandwich
pairing: steve/tony
time: 7 minutes
summary: Tony will always be Tony

Jaime grows up to be... (aka a bedtime story about growing up)
pairing: steve/tony; Jaime/OC
time: 4 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin

Steve's Birthday (aka the return of the bedtime story!)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 9 minutes
summary: Tony cannot cook. Period.
rating: PG-13/R

Tony and Steve Pre-Jaime (aka bedtime story at three eighteen pee em)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: Steve and Ton-y, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
rating: PG-13

Once Upon a Time the Avengers Taught Jaime How to Drive
time: 8 minutes 56 seconds
summary: Does What it Says on the Tin

Once Upon an Amusement Park
time: 12 minutes 50 seconds
summary: "RIGHT SO, a couple of people wanted jaime’s first trip to an amusement park. this, naturally, thrilled me, because i am A ROLLER COASTER FANATIC, so without further ado, here is that story!"

A Smithsonian Shortcut Story
time: 7 minutes 28 seconds
summary: Does What it Says on the Tin

Definitely Refrain From Crossing the Streams
time: 8 minutes 26 seconds
summary: "a Shortcut Story about Ghostbusters"





DOWNLOAD ALL 21 BEDTIME STORIES FROM THE AUDIOARCHIVE HERE AS A PODBOOK (65MB)
Combined length: 2 hours 15 minutes

Comments

[gondolin-dima.livejournal.com]

Since I was on your journal already I thought I'd drop by and tell you that I absolutely adore this collection as well. Since I usually listen to podfic while I'm walking around and I don't have my laptop at hand to comment, I tend to forget, despite the fact that there are some pretty amazing podficcers that deserve more praise. Since it's being aaaaages since I last listened to it I can't really record another insane podcomment for it XD but this is where you started being one of the Amazing Podficcers That Always Make Alice's Day A Thousand Times Better :)