kalakirya: (Default)
[personal profile] kalakirya
So [livejournal.com profile] gyzym wrote a bunch of Steve/Tony kidfics on tumblr, and I podficced them, because they're adorable and lovely and squee-ful and just so, so perfect.



I'm not uploading them individually, because there's no reason you would want to listen to them individually. If you really don't want you (you strange person) you can delete that one. But they do have individual summaries and ratings (and points). The first of two titles is the one I've given it (because the tumblr title wasn't descriptive), the second is the title of gyzym's post, the link is to the story on. When there is only one title, it's [livejournal.com profile] gyzym's. The summaries are mine. All are rated G except two which are marked accordingly
.
Also, I'm speaking really, really quickly, because it's what seemed to make sense, and hopefully I'm still intelligible. If not, please tell me so and I'll try again!


take superheroes, add baby, stir (until what have I done)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 10 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin
points: 5 + 2 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 27

Arkwackta (aka Bedtime Story the First)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 5 minutes
summary: "I have this image of Tony sprawled on the bed, exhausted, because my god, what are the batteries they install in these kids, it’s ridiculous, and Jaime is sitting on his belly, poking at the arc reactor. so shiny"
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26

Jaime's Clothes 1 (aka anon's headcanon is now canon
pairing: steve/tony
time: 1 minute
summary: Tony Stark Is a Terrible Great Parent as Evidenced by the Fact that His Child is Wearing Clothes That Don't Match
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26

Jaime's Clothes 2 (aka tiny tiny ficlet)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 37 seconds
summary: in which Steve freaks out over the high cost of babyclothes
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26 

Jaime Gets Sick (aka awwww yeah bedtime story)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: the stories of steve (and tony’s) first MAJOR parenthood/worry freakouts (obviously there were seven million and five more minor ones both before and after this)
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26 

Dancing in The Workshop (aka ain't no story like a second bedtime story)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 4 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26 

haircut the first (aka anonymous asked: Do Tony and Steve ever argue about things like Jaime's hair?)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 2 minutes
summary: BB!Jaime gets a haircut
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26

Haircut the second (aka wait i take it back tony and steve have totally had another conversation about jaime’s hair)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 2 minutes
summary: Older!Jaime gets a haircut
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26  

Jaime's Thoughts on His (super)Dads (aka anon asked:does jaime admire iron man and captain america and have action figures and everything...)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 4 minutes
summary: Jaime thinks everyone's parents are superheroes!
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26  

How Trish Kemblowski Got Captain America and Iron Man to Finally Do It In A Chapel
pairing: steve/tony; Jaime/OC
time: 6 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26  

mid-day thankgiving bedtime story!
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: Jaime's first Thanksgiving
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26  

a bedtime story about nightmares
pairing: steve/tony
time: 9 minutes
summary: Jaime has a nightmare
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26  

introducing mrs. eleanor stanley, the preschool teacher with THE HARDEST LIFE
pairing: steve/tony
time: 10 minutes
summary: Jaime's first day of school
points: 5 + 2 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 27

bedtime story: once upon a panini sandwich
pairing: steve/tony
time: 7 minutes
summary: Tony will always be Tony
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26  

Jaime grows up to be... (aka a bedtime story about growing up)
pairing: steve/tony; Jaime/OC
time: 4 minutes
summary: does what it says on the tin
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26  

Steve's Birthday (aka the return of the bedtime story!)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 9 minutes
summary: Tony cannot cook. Period.
rating: PG-13/R
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26  

Tony and Steve Pre-Jaime (aka bedtime story at three eighteen pee em)
pairing: steve/tony
time: 6 minutes
summary: Steve and Ton-y, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
rating: PG-13
points: 5 + 1 + 10 + 10 + 0 = 26




download link for ALL THE BEDTIME STORIES  at the audioarchive HERE (including the second set which is posted here
tumblr tag for (almost) all the bedtime stories here (shortcut-stories)
         except  Steve and Tony Pre-Jaime (aka bedtime story at three eighteen pee em), which is only under (bedtime stories)

[livejournal.com profile] amplificathon total: (27 x 2) + (26 x 15) = 54 + 390 = 444 this was making me uncomfortable, so have recalibrated as chapters rather than one-shots
new total: 5 (reader) + 10 (total length) + 10 (fandom) + 10 (tony/steve) + 10 (jaime/OC) + 0 (language) = 45 35

[community profile] amplificathon[livejournal.com profile] podfic_bingo squares: read animatedly, read with a smile, <10 minutes long